Enjoy your your refuges England and that goes for you too Wales you celtic traitors.
Can't wait until we become fully white and leave you.
Jose Brown
traitorous scots gonna traitorous scot
Cameron Myers
>scotcucks
Jack Morgan
Lel, choke on haggis you waste, no one will miss you
Matthew Fisher
lefties get out edishun
Dylan Perez
Here is the second poem I wrote for all you lads.
I hope your spirits are up and you're drinking some fine ales! Cheers!
ALE POEM
>Of this dull hour, no more can I take, >For sweet ale's touch, does my tongue wait, >Of crispness and briskness, there does it stand, >Another sip tempts me, I'm only a man! >With smoothness of texture, and boldness of taste, >Another sip down, of this I make haste, >A glass that stood empty, please fill it I pleaded, >As this poem lengthens, so becomes it depleted, >But fear not do I, for there will be more, >A path down the stairway, an opening of door, >I reach for another, but pull back aghast, >No it can't be, was that my last?! >I shudder, I stutter, I beg and I plead, >I would go get more, but it's already three! >An out breath, an in, a collection of thought, >Only to mind comes this elixir I sought! >I look to my dog, his message in panting; >A victim of fate, or was it poor planning?
Anthony Gray
>State Guardians for Every Child What did Scotland mean by this?
David Perry
>become fully white
It's literally the opposite, on the day of the referendum about 20 different scots got interviewed on tv and they all said they wanted scotland to be more multicultural which is why they wanted to stay in the EU. You cucklefucks are going to leave, become almost bankrupt, and start importing refugees and other migrants by the million to artificially inflate your population. Sturgeon's already started with giving scenic island space to refugees who then complain they're bored of your shit country. Sad!
Landon Gutierrez
careful, your state-appointed minder won't want you talking like this
Jayden Lopez
Update news for OP:
>High Court judge rules that Labour NEC was correct to allow Jeremy Corbyn on the leadership ballot.
Didn't realise delusion was a new flavour of irn bru
Cooper Stewart
All these mad English faggots ahahaha go back to sucking off your german queen. You literally pay taxes to someone who gained their inheritance through blood rights holy fuck are you lot cucked.
Isaiah Bennett
>even the French know that scucks are fucking faggots
Julian Campbell
>Can't wait until we become fully white and leave you. My sides. Leaving the UK will fill you with shitskins faster than you can stir last night's haggis.
Noticed I got a little Irish in places but that's Glasgow for you.
Jose Adams
>not 6million
good concept though
John Green
>implying Scottish independence would mean you are no longer ruled by Queenie
Stay mad.
Thomas Nelson
wtf i love SCUTLUND now!
Levi Edwards
The Queen is basically paying us, lad.
Aiden Ward
"Scottish" is a synonym for "deluded"
Ayden Jackson
The Queen's descended directly from James VI of Scotland and would still be head of state of an independent Scotland under the SNP. It's Jimmie Krankie who wants to put you under German rule.
Jack Nelson
You still didn't answer my question you are literally paying taxes to someone who gained their power through "royal blood" You guys are as cucked as it can get. Also >85 Percent white
Wyatt Ortiz
There was some kind of happening in Salford lads, Armed Response closed down a strain station.
Ryder Thompson
I am not english you kilt wearing mud farmer. You posted a pic of one of the most pro-refugee, pro multicult politicians in the western world, up there with Merkel except not important in the slightest thank god.
Her eyes scream that her soul died long ago
Isaiah Moore
Link
Alexander James
You are too, but we literally make much more off the Royal estates and tourism. I think you should calm down, Alexander.
/r/scotland mad the named person scheme was thrown out
Jackson Williams
>Scottish fag doesn't understand how the sovereign grant works and how the royal family puts £200m a year more into the treasury than they take out, without even counting the obvious tourism cash cow >Still harps on about how muh taxes keep the royal family in buckingham palace
If I had to choose between Scotland and the Royal family, I'd choose the Royals tbqh. At least they're a net gain for the economy.
Andrew Young
>Being a monarchist You are literally paying taxes to someone who sits on a throne all day. She's the biggest benefit scrounger out there.
Christian Sullivan
Rate the happening severity
Carson Parker
Reminder that Cumbria is the best county
Bentley Green
Here are the robots competing this week:
Chimera A full-body axe robot, Chimera has tyres from a Ford Fiesta and two wheelchair motors to power it. Its armour is made from an "old gas canister", and with a budget of £1,500 it is one of the cheapest robots in the competition. Team Captain Jordan Mann, an electrical engineering student, is obsessed with Robot Wars and can name every machine that has ever competed. He even keeps a picture of House Robot Matilda on his wall.
Draven This robot's jaw acts as a crusher and can grip with a force equivalent to the weight of an adult elephant. It is made from aerospace grade titanium and a carbon-kevlar composite, materials used in Formula 1 cars and bullet proof vests. The four-man team named it after Eric Draven from the 1994 film The Crow because of its bird-like looks.
Disconstructor This 103kg machine has a powerful spinning disc made from stainless steel and titanium. Built by Mike Phillipson and his three children, Disconstructor runs at 2500rpm, making it one of the most powerful spinners in the competition. However, its body sits about 10cm above the ground, making it vulnerable to flippers.
Foxic Disconstructor beware – Foxic is a highly-powered flipper with a neck that can act as a guillotine. Craig and Chris Danby, the brothers behind Foxic, took part in Robot Wars when they were 12 and 14, and have made 132 robots over the last 19 years. They are confident that their newest creation can "deal with anything" and has no real weaknesses.
M.R. Speed Squared This robot is essentially an enormous kinetic energy disc with interchangeable weapons, including heavy weights and spikes. It is the only robot in the competition with a 360-degree full-body spinner and the three-man team claim it has enough power to slice through a car. However, they are concerned that the disk could end up destroying itself if it makes the wrong type of contact with a rival.
Shockwave This lifter bot also has fully interchangeable weapons depending on who it will face in the arena. It can flip itself out of danger or land onto opponents, and is strong enough to pull a car with both team members sitting in it. Team captain Will Thomas is studying for a PhD in Cybernetics.
Thor As its name suggests, Thor's weapon is a hammer-axe, which is apparently capable of causing "fatal damage to an opponent's robot with one blow". It is so powerful that it has smashed up a caravan, as well as washing machines, microwaves and other household appliances. Jason Marston, who created Thor, says it has the capacity and width to push two robots around at once.
Tough as Nails This crusher has 1.2 tonnes of force between its pincers, can function either way up and is one of the widest robots in the competition, but the team says its biggest worry is being able to keep opponents in one place in order to crush them. Tough as Nails is the only foreign team in the competition and normally competes in amateur contests around Europe. The team's safety assistant, Maria Gliniak, is one of the few female competitors on the show.
John Adams
>r/scotland I only go there because it's cheaper than the comedy club across the road
>not knowing that Scots had a king long before the English did
I'll record the other one for you too lad, since you enjoyed the first one so much
Jeremiah Anderson
1 desu it was probably salford gangland shit, if it was terrorism related you'd have heard about it by now.
Caleb Mitchell
>Romanians >white >Calais niggers >white
Christian Price
>mfw my ancestors were from Cumbria and my last name is Whitaker
they might not be wrong but i guarantee if the scottish tories put forward the exact same bill word for word they would be casually throwing out buzzwords like "authoritarian" and "police state"
Henry Perry
The Queen has literally no power, which is precisely how much power I want the head of state to have. And taxes would still need to be paid for a President Khan and extended family were they living in Buckingham Palace instead. I'd rather have a WASP with no power thanks. I don't want a president. I want a tribal chieftain.
It's literally nothing. Also as says in Salford it's more likely to be gangrelated. We've had a bunch of retaliatory attacks the last couple of weeks
Ayden Stewart
Stop spamming the same garbage old news every thread
Is this that cancer tripfag making OPs again?
Dylan Morales
wtf i'm a socialist now
Justin Reed
'we need to stop wrongthink, best to start with the children'
Easton Sanchez
Yes YKTD is from the Philippines
William Perez
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Joseph Bennett
>I'll record the other one for you too lad, since you enjoyed the first one so much
Fuck yeah! Thank you so much for your time man!
Can't wait to hear!
David Howard
>Join the 21st century
Carson Howard
>tfw 4 point twat
Angel Barnes
Nice argument Englishcuck
Levi Torres
Well, it is the -CURRENT CENTURY- so I guess I'm all about no borders and no laws now.
Cameron Roberts
But you still need to pay taxes for a president. There wouldn't be any saving from a republic. All you would be doing is giving power to the head of state. There's nothing worse I can imagine than a head of state who has power and actually thinks they have right to legislate and set the agenda because of a democratic mandate. Just look at america. I'd much rather a head of state who has been trained from birth to know her place.
quite enjoy reciting poetry, very relaxing actually
Tyler Smith
The English everybody!!!!!
Grayson Thompson
our tough gun laws sure worked wonders, Manchester still having gunchester levels of shooting, all that changed was the media stopped being hysterical.
Aaron Powell
You know the Queen is a direct descendant of the Stuarts, don't you? Plus her mum was Scottish.
You can make an argument that the Royal Family aren't English, but you can't say they're not Scottish.
>BBC still reporting that Lloyds cuts are due to Brexit despite Lloyds straight up saying it wasn't
Henry Howard
Holy shit man thank you so much!
I'm gonna listen to this for a while and try my best to mimic your accent then go out later tonight and hit on a group of a few stupid fucking whores and get my dick wet..
Cheers to you bruv!
Nathaniel Adams
The Scottish, Everybody!
James Watson
"""""fascists"""""
Landon Jenkins
kek
Jordan Flores
>bolt ya nugget This became really big and then never used again in the space of about a month
You're welcome lad, hope it works out for you
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>UKIP AREN'T NICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aaron Diaz
Cumbrian here. Can confirm.
Aaron Clark
>UKIP aren't nice
Oooooh strong words.
Adrian Bell
>Jocks calling anyone ugly Lad, you jockshits share 85% of your DNA with a deep fried mars bar
Brody Bennett
Do people unironically still think staying in the EU was a good idea after seeing what France and Germany has done to themselves?
Not to others.
To THEMSELVES.
Ryan Ramirez
>wind turbines
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
John Butler
You guys should just have a referendum to kick them out of the union. Ya'll are infinitely better in the long run without those fucking traitors