Brit/pol/ - Nottinghamshire Edition

>Merkel rules out migrant policy reversal after attacks
bbc.com/news/world-europe-36912141

>Sky's Martin Brunt: "I Could Have Killed Them All"
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6n8IhAhjKQ

>Nigel Farage says "Germany may never be the same again" after Angela Merkel’s decision to let in 1million refugees
lbc.co.uk/lbc-leading-britains-conversation-every-day-118271

>Boris Johnson's cat evicted from Number 10 after sneaking in when the door was open
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/boris-johnsons-cat-evicted-from-number-10-after-sneaking-in-when/

>Blairite Labour Party donor Michael Foster's legal challenge to Corbyn's right to be on leadership ballot
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/26/high-court-to-hear-legal-case-against-labour-leadership-ballot-decision-jeremy-corbyn

>Corbyn supporters consider legal challenge to NEC's voting limitations and suspension of Constituency Labour Parties. Petition:
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/an-open-letter-to-the-nec-from-labour-party-members

>Theresa May SHUTS DOWN £6.4m-per-year asylum centre
express.co.uk/news/uk/692958/Theresa-May-Government-6-4m-asylum-centre-shut-charities-Barnados

>Ukip former chairman Suzanne Evans ends leadership hopes
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/ukip-former-chairman-suzanne-evans-ends-leadership-hopes-and-bac/

>New ICM Poll
twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/757880315423711232

>Syrian refugees on remote Scottish island
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706625/Syrian-refugees-settled-remote-Scottish-island-complain-depressed-area-old-people-people-come-die.html

>Theresa May in Northern Ireland
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120

>French press fury after Hollande caves in to May
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/hollande-caves-may-french-press-reacted/

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/28/jeremy-corbyn-fights-off-court-challenge-labour-leadership-ballot
vocaroo.com/i/s0tZfZ86Ivda
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706625/Syrian-refugees-settled-remote-Scottish-island-complain-depressed-area-old-people-people-come-die.html
reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/4uzrir/supreme_court_rules_named_person_scheme_unlawful/
youtube.com/watch?v=mAexMc8FL6I
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-salford-burnage-chase-rammed-11676357
nationalreport.net/obama-family-vacations-surpass-100-million/
vocaroo.com/i/s1rm0XTKnroY
youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Scotland a shit

M A R I O N

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Enjoy your your refuges England and that goes for you too Wales you celtic traitors.

Can't wait until we become fully white and leave you.

traitorous scots gonna traitorous scot

>scotcucks

Lel, choke on haggis you waste, no one will miss you

lefties get out edishun

Here is the second poem I wrote for all you lads.

I hope your spirits are up and you're drinking some fine ales! Cheers!

ALE POEM

>Of this dull hour, no more can I take,
>For sweet ale's touch, does my tongue wait,
>Of crispness and briskness, there does it stand,
>Another sip tempts me, I'm only a man!
>With smoothness of texture, and boldness of taste,
>Another sip down, of this I make haste,
>A glass that stood empty, please fill it I pleaded,
>As this poem lengthens, so becomes it depleted,
>But fear not do I, for there will be more,
>A path down the stairway, an opening of door,
>I reach for another, but pull back aghast,
>No it can't be, was that my last?!
>I shudder, I stutter, I beg and I plead,
>I would go get more, but it's already three!
>An out breath, an in, a collection of thought,
>Only to mind comes this elixir I sought!
>I look to my dog, his message in panting;
>A victim of fate, or was it poor planning?

>State Guardians for Every Child
What did Scotland mean by this?

>become fully white

It's literally the opposite, on the day of the referendum about 20 different scots got interviewed on tv and they all said they wanted scotland to be more multicultural which is why they wanted to stay in the EU. You cucklefucks are going to leave, become almost bankrupt, and start importing refugees and other migrants by the million to artificially inflate your population. Sturgeon's already started with giving scenic island space to refugees who then complain they're bored of your shit country. Sad!

careful, your state-appointed minder won't want you talking like this

Update news for OP:

>High Court judge rules that Labour NEC was correct to allow Jeremy Corbyn on the leadership ballot.

theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/28/jeremy-corbyn-fights-off-court-challenge-labour-leadership-ballot

nice poem

Can't believe how well this is doing

Who Army/Navy/RAF here?

>Leave UK
>Join EU
>Become fully white

Didn't realise delusion was a new flavour of irn bru

All these mad English faggots ahahaha go back to sucking off your german queen.
You literally pay taxes to someone who gained their inheritance through blood rights holy fuck are you lot cucked.

>even the French know that scucks are fucking faggots

>Can't wait until we become fully white and leave you.
My sides. Leaving the UK will fill you with shitskins faster than you can stir last night's haggis.

Here you go lad
vocaroo.com/i/s0tZfZ86Ivda

Noticed I got a little Irish in places but that's Glasgow for you.

>not 6million

good concept though

>implying Scottish independence would mean you are no longer ruled by Queenie

Stay mad.

wtf i love SCUTLUND now!

The Queen is basically paying us, lad.

"Scottish" is a synonym for "deluded"

The Queen's descended directly from James VI of Scotland and would still be head of state of an independent Scotland under the SNP. It's Jimmie Krankie who wants to put you under German rule.

You still didn't answer my question you are literally paying taxes to someone who gained their power through "royal blood" You guys are as cucked as it can get.
Also >85 Percent white

There was some kind of happening in Salford lads, Armed Response closed down a strain station.

I am not english you kilt wearing mud farmer. You posted a pic of one of the most pro-refugee, pro multicult politicians in the western world, up there with Merkel except not important in the slightest thank god.

Her eyes scream that her soul died long ago

Link

You are too, but we literally make much more off the Royal estates and tourism.
I think you should calm down, Alexander.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0tZfZ86Ivda

FUUUUUCKKK YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

hahahaha! You did a fantastic job man! I really appreciate you recording that for me!

Thank lad! Here's my other one! Check out this lads recording!!!

>not being a monarchist
wow kill yourself anytime

someone link this fine french lad last night's haggis

>Enjoy your your refuges England
Are you enjoying yours? England's the only thing stopping the SNP replacing you all with Syrians.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706625/Syrian-refugees-settled-remote-Scottish-island-complain-depressed-area-old-people-people-come-die.html

Scotland staying in the eu would mean it would favor eu imigration over african and arab imigration...from say...the commonwealth

Underrated post. Nice one.

Stop hating on tourist traps and efforts to our keep history alive, mate.

reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/4uzrir/supreme_court_rules_named_person_scheme_unlawful/

/r/scotland mad the named person scheme was thrown out

>Scottish fag doesn't understand how the sovereign grant works and how the royal family puts £200m a year more into the treasury than they take out, without even counting the obvious tourism cash cow
>Still harps on about how muh taxes keep the royal family in buckingham palace

If I had to choose between Scotland and the Royal family, I'd choose the Royals tbqh. At least they're a net gain for the economy.

>Being a monarchist
You are literally paying taxes to someone who sits on a throne all day. She's the biggest benefit scrounger out there.

Rate the happening severity

Reminder that Cumbria is the best county

Here are the robots competing this week:

Chimera
A full-body axe robot, Chimera has tyres from a Ford Fiesta and two wheelchair motors to power it. Its armour is made from an "old gas canister", and with a budget of £1,500 it is one of the cheapest robots in the competition. Team Captain Jordan Mann, an electrical engineering student, is obsessed with Robot Wars and can name every machine that has ever competed. He even keeps a picture of House Robot Matilda on his wall.

Draven
This robot's jaw acts as a crusher and can grip with a force equivalent to the weight of an adult elephant. It is made from aerospace grade titanium and a carbon-kevlar composite, materials used in Formula 1 cars and bullet proof vests. The four-man team named it after Eric Draven from the 1994 film The Crow because of its bird-like looks.

Disconstructor
This 103kg machine has a powerful spinning disc made from stainless steel and titanium. Built by Mike Phillipson and his three children, Disconstructor runs at 2500rpm, making it one of the most powerful spinners in the competition. However, its body sits about 10cm above the ground, making it vulnerable to flippers.

Foxic
Disconstructor beware – Foxic is a highly-powered flipper with a neck that can act as a guillotine. Craig and Chris Danby, the brothers behind Foxic, took part in Robot Wars when they were 12 and 14, and have made 132 robots over the last 19 years. They are confident that their newest creation can "deal with anything" and has no real weaknesses.

M.R. Speed Squared
This robot is essentially an enormous kinetic energy disc with interchangeable weapons, including heavy weights and spikes. It is the only robot in the competition with a 360-degree full-body spinner and the three-man team claim it has enough power to slice through a car. However, they are concerned that the disk could end up destroying itself if it makes the wrong type of contact with a rival.

Really makes you think.

Pepe's brother bringing the bants

>Underrated post. Nice one.

Thanks lad!

Would you be willing to record it on vocaroo???!

I imagined a brit saying these when I wrote them!

Please do it!

>reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/4uzrir/supreme_court_rules_named_person_scheme_unlawful/
How the fuck does a person support that policy?

Shockwave
This lifter bot also has fully interchangeable weapons depending on who it will face in the arena. It can flip itself out of danger or land onto opponents, and is strong enough to pull a car with both team members sitting in it. Team captain Will Thomas is studying for a PhD in Cybernetics.

Thor
As its name suggests, Thor's weapon is a hammer-axe, which is apparently capable of causing "fatal damage to an opponent's robot with one blow". It is so powerful that it has smashed up a caravan, as well as washing machines, microwaves and other household appliances. Jason Marston, who created Thor, says it has the capacity and width to push two robots around at once.

Tough as Nails
This crusher has 1.2 tonnes of force between its pincers, can function either way up and is one of the widest robots in the competition, but the team says its biggest worry is being able to keep opponents in one place in order to crush them. Tough as Nails is the only foreign team in the competition and normally competes in amateur contests around Europe. The team's safety assistant, Maria Gliniak, is one of the few female competitors on the show.

>r/scotland
I only go there because it's cheaper than the comedy club across the road

>not knowing that Scots had a king long before the English did

I'll record the other one for you too lad, since you enjoyed the first one so much

1 desu it was probably salford gangland shit, if it was terrorism related you'd have heard about it by now.

>Romanians
>white
>Calais niggers
>white

>mfw my ancestors were from Cumbria and my last name is Whitaker

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0tZfZ86Ivda

"it's not as bad as it sounds"

they might not be wrong but i guarantee if the scottish tories put forward the exact same bill word for word they would be casually throwing out buzzwords like "authoritarian" and "police state"

The Queen has literally no power, which is precisely how much power I want the head of state to have. And taxes would still need to be paid for a President Khan and extended family were they living in Buckingham Palace instead. I'd rather have a WASP with no power thanks. I don't want a president. I want a tribal chieftain.

>not being a monarchist

>British
>white
youtube.com/watch?v=mAexMc8FL6I

The only reason immigrants don't come to your """""country""""" is because it's a shit hole

and...he isn't a single one of those.

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-salford-burnage-chase-rammed-11676357

It's literally nothing.
Also as says in Salford it's more likely to be gangrelated. We've had a bunch of retaliatory attacks the last couple of weeks

Stop spamming the same garbage old news every thread

Is this that cancer tripfag making OPs again?

wtf i'm a socialist now

'we need to stop wrongthink, best to start with the children'

Yes YKTD is from the Philippines

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>I'll record the other one for you too lad, since you enjoyed the first one so much

Fuck yeah! Thank you so much for your time man!

Can't wait to hear!

>Join the 21st century

>tfw 4 point twat

Nice argument Englishcuck

Well, it is the -CURRENT CENTURY- so I guess I'm all about no borders and no laws now.

But you still need to pay taxes for a president. There wouldn't be any saving from a republic. All you would be doing is giving power to the head of state. There's nothing worse I can imagine than a head of state who has power and actually thinks they have right to legislate and set the agenda because of a democratic mandate. Just look at america. I'd much rather a head of state who has been trained from birth to know her place.

nationalreport.net/obama-family-vacations-surpass-100-million/

>dat lack of trigger discipline tho

>london

>LE CURRENT YEAR

>implying I need one

here you go lad
vocaroo.com/i/s1rm0XTKnroY

quite enjoy reciting poetry, very relaxing actually

The English everybody!!!!!

our tough gun laws sure worked wonders, Manchester still having gunchester levels of shooting, all that changed was the media stopped being hysterical.

You know the Queen is a direct descendant of the Stuarts, don't you? Plus her mum was Scottish.

You can make an argument that the Royal Family aren't English, but you can't say they're not Scottish.

youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

>scotland

what is the fash

"da racist english"

>BBC still reporting that Lloyds cuts are due to Brexit despite Lloyds straight up saying it wasn't

Holy shit man thank you so much!

I'm gonna listen to this for a while and try my best to mimic your accent then go out later tonight and hit on a group of a few stupid fucking whores and get my dick wet..

Cheers to you bruv!

The Scottish, Everybody!

"""""fascists"""""

kek

>bolt ya nugget
This became really big and then never used again in the space of about a month

You're welcome lad, hope it works out for you

>UKIP AREN'T NICE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cumbrian here. Can confirm.

>UKIP aren't nice

Oooooh strong words.

>Jocks calling anyone ugly
Lad, you jockshits share 85% of your DNA with a deep fried mars bar

Do people unironically still think staying in the EU was a good idea after seeing what France and Germany has done to themselves?

Not to others.

To THEMSELVES.

>wind turbines

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You guys should just have a referendum to kick them out of the union. Ya'll are infinitely better in the long run without those fucking traitors

>The Queen has literally no power,

wrong