Tfw you'll never lie to Starfire about Earth's customs to get her to unknowingly do lewd and perverted things

>tfw you'll never lie to Starfire about Earth's customs to get her to unknowingly do lewd and perverted things.

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This is a sentiment that continuously assaults my thoughts to be honest with you.

Same

you cad
i'd tell her exactly what we were doing, and why (because earth's customs are varied and mostly terrible so cool people do their own thing) and support her choice to just do normal tamaranian shit like nuding it up. and do it with her.

Op Bump, anyone interested in writing greentext for this?

I would, but I'm at work on my phone.

This. I'd be honest but say she shouldn't give a crap about our stupid taboos.

This literally bothers me onde and a while.

Sucks, perhaps later?

What do you have in mind

You are really begging other people to make fap material for your particular fantasies?

Nothing really, wanna see what people can come up with. Feel free to write what you want

>You will never see the moment leading up from the wedding to the bed
>You will have seen Blackfire and glgrdsklechhh's honeymoon
>You will never see Blackfire shackled to raising monstrous children
>You will never see her reaction as they grow older and smarter with the same wit, cunning, and tamaranian powers as their mother and get actual subtitles
>You will never see them show their love and ambition for their mother, and for her to come to terms with them

>You will never see her lead an army of loyal, flying, super strong tentacle monsters shooting lasers from every orifice re-taking over Tameran with her army before heading to earth

bump

Well more for anyone who shares it and wants to read greentext. Plus I'm interested in what people come up with.

mmmm

>you're pretty much invulnerable, right? and you can fly?
>you don't really need shoes then do you

That's like 0.1 percent of a fetish, man, you gotta go hard.

Labor must have been like giving birth to a whoopie cushion.

Holy fuck

Who are some other impressionable Sup Forums girls who aren't familiar with Earth customs?

"On Earth, very kind women are called sluts."
>"Okay, so might I be a slut?"
"Yes you are Starfire."
>"Thank you for teaching me these words user, like whore, slut and fucktoy. Should I try using these on the team?"
"NO! I mean...not yet, how about I tell you when to use what you've learned around others. Til then keep this between us. Don't want you accidentally offending someone."
>"Ah, okay!"
"Now then, lets try something more physical. One activity between friends is when a female sucks on the penis of a male. It's used to show the bond between them."
>"On my planet the penis is typically used for the intercourse."
"Well not on Earth, things are different here."
>"I see."

That's my whole biz, OP. I go to /aco/ sometimes and do a "so this is how you greet on earth?" request with her doing nude stuff

>"I never see Raven doing it on the other team members."
"Well I mean she's not very close with them. You know how she likes to keep to herself."
>"That is true. What is this activity called?"
"A blowjob."
>"What part about it has to do with an occupation?"
"Huh? Oh, it's just called that. Here let me show you how to do it."
user guides Starfire to kneel down, unzips his pants and pulls out his cock.
Starfire puts her mouth on it
"Start sucking on it like that candy Robin got you, but suck on it up and down."
Starfire did as user instructed and started sucking him off.
"Move your tongue around, that's it, ahhh."
Eventually user feels himself getting ready to cum
"Starfire, take your mouth off now."
She does and user cums on her face. She puts her hand to her face and inspects it.
>"What does this mean user?"
"When a male does that it means the blowjob is over. Cumming on the female's face is a mark of true friendship."
>"Aww, thank you user! I am every so happy to have a friend like you!"
"Yeah."
Starfire cleans herself up and leaves, so happy to learn about Earth and its strange customs from her friend.

Don't really do the whole greentext thing, so hopefully I didn't do too bad.

>On my planet the penis is typically used for the intercourse."
>"What a coincidence! We do that too. Wanna do it now?
>Of course!
Fixed that for you.

>tfw you'll never get a hug from starfire
>never cuddle with her

Why live?

>implying you would need to lie to Starfire to get her to do lewd and perverted things

Ain't the comics version the same thing?

she's a space sex slave, she knows.

(and other posts)

I would keep this shit completely off on the low, if she asked what it's called, I'd make up a name or chose something else, what if she found out what blowjobs are through some other thing, and learns you've been using her? Fucking ruined everything.

You gotta play it all smart.

Won't that Tamaranian pussy of hers clench any dick that fucks it to death?

XJ9

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A tech savvy user could hack her and program in a sex slave function

>ihavetheweirdestboner.png

>You will never convince Jenny that masturbating is normal and watch her walk around school pleasuring herself and having orgasms in public

Actually I guess that goes for all the girls in this thread

lord knows the amount of seed ive spilled to the idea of Starfire not thinking to wear panties under her skirt

Here's a story about a futa Raven doing exactly that to Starfire.

fanfiction.net/s/9459716/1/Culture-Shock

Have a picture too.

the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37442

Enjoy.

>tfw you'll never lie to Starfire about Earth's customs to get her to unknowingly do lewd and perverted things.

I think I read that story somewhere... here we go:

empoweredcomic.com/comic/volume-1-page-174

>She continues to please herself in public even after she learns the truth once she discovers that she can't climax unless someone watches her

It doesn't even have to be that perverted, and that much of a lie. I'd just tell her that some Earth cultures use a kiss as a greeting.

Though her mom probably wouldn't give her a vagina, seeing as she didn't even give her sensory functions. Might need to modify them in so she'll fit in more like all the other kids masturbating

And then what? You're gonna serve her a bunch of eggs and tell her that she has to eat all of them?

So I'm not the only one that had this fantasy as a kid?

Depends. How erotically can a person eat eggs?

It's Starfire, she'll do lewd things on her own anyways

Lindsay from Total Drama Island is easily impressionable due to her stupidity.

>it's a select all images with a storefront episode

>not using legacy captcha

>Jenny becomes curious about the concept of nudism.
>Decides she wants to give it a try to feel more like a human.
>She feels slightly embarrassed about her most intimate parts being exposed yet also feels excited about all the attention her naked body is drawing

I'm sure Star's already done some lewd and perverted things on Mewni. She doesn't know they're frowned upon on Earth

>Get into relationship with Jenny
>Pressure her into self modifying to give herself a vagina and anus behind her mothers back to show she loves you.
>Fuck her daily

Is there more?

>She starts getting errors from incompatible software and has to get her mother to fix it, and explain why she got a vagina mod from some backalley roboticist.

I know the feeling too well, my friend.

She'd be the softest, most loving girlfriend

Starfire isn't my ideal gf, but it makes me think of that pic of starfire in a t-shirt, because it has the softest looking legs I have ever seen in a drawing. Anyone have it?

Jenny persuades Wakeman to give her a hardware upgrade that allows her to remove her top and skirt.
>The upgrade starts to malfunction preventing Jenny from putting on her "clothes"
>Hijinxs ensues as Jenny tries to make it back home without dying from embarrassment.

>Her embarrassment is so strong it starts to set off her arousal responses, making her dangerously close to orgasm as well as she tries to stay hidden

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That's it! How is it so fucking magic?

You know, she wasn't too sure what a toilet was, so it's safe to assume that she doesn't poop. Therefore, can it be concluded that her ass is nothing but a receptacle for nut?

You're assuming she even has an asshole. Or a crack. Might just be smooth skin.

>Town is attacked by gigantic monster
>Jenny fights it as fast as quickly as possible to avoid anyone getting a clear view of her naked body

Jillian from Family Guy could also be easily manipulated due to her stupidity.

I prefer theory

She probably shits into a pail and throws it out the window like everyone else did in the middle ages.

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You wouldn't even have to, idiot. On Kori's planet, people practically use sex in place of casual greetings.

All you'd have to do is NOT correct her preconceptions. Easiest thing in the world.

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This.

I mean, their entire planet is a planet of sluts.

Its not like you NEED to trick her. This is so stupid and needless complicated.

Bump with Yogurt.

topics like this is why its a shame, a fucking shame, there isn't a large doujin western market

>you'll never cum inside Starfire's stash of mustard bottles and watch as she happily drinks them

This picture makes me feel very lonely for some reason.

Has this come up or been referenced again? The marriage/kids?

Did they ever say if they were her kids? I assumed, but you know.

Fucking this.

I want to see more nsfw art of Ariel exploring her human anatomy for the first time or innocently pressing her naked body against the grass and sand without a care in the world. Most porn never seem to go that angle and the ones who do aren't very good.

It's cuddle lust. It's worse than regular lust because you can't satisfy it by jacking off

Has anyone found a way to cuddle with themself yet?

bump

No, but I sometimes hold my own hand when I go to sleep. If I lay in this one position my arm falls asleep so it kind of feels like it's not my hand

Can we continue talking about exploiting the ignorance of girls to get sex?

>Ariel playing with herself for hours on end after touching her new vagina for the first time and feeling a new sensation her simple mind can hardly comprehend.

Is there a kink for seeing a young woman discovering sex for the first time in her life in a hands on way?

which she then does with others
congrats,
you cuck'd yourself

I'd be content with just getting them naked as often as possible

Why would I do that? That would make me a manipulative asshole.

Well that too

But what if you teach her to poop on you or something in that vein? I think it's okay in that case.

Why would I want to do that, and what makes that remotely better?

>Why

The appeal just isn't as effective when you manipulate low IQ women to behave in such a sultry manner.

That's because if you're royalty you have people to wipe your ass. No joke. It was actually a coveted position with lots of perks and influence.

Naturally in regards to Star this gives ample opportunity for many delightful fantasies.

I feel like Mavis from Hotel Transylvania could be manipulated into doing stuff

Man Noodlrella is really is a noodle

I can try though.

Starfire never having a proper navel always bugged me, and still does

>tfw we will never have sexually empowered Kori back
>tfw we are stuck with the ditzy airhead that this cartoon made her out to be

Holy fuck that is so sad. Poor guy. :(

>Ariel discovers the pleasure of touching herself
>begins to grind against the soft grass, enjoying the tickling sensation
>She's discovered lying in a field, giggling silently, her body stained slightly green and sticky.
>After they take her in the maids have great difficulty keeping her from stripping naked and rubbing herself.