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Edition: Monday night with the lads.

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>small brain : Kane
>Medium brain : Lukaku
>Large brain : Aguerro/jesus
>Transcended brain : Richarlasson
>ULTRA LARGE SPACE BRAIN: Lacazette

going to start doing loud moans when i wank

moving to Cairo lads

dave the drummer

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still can't believe cheggers is gone

Love France

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Slow on the draw

off work for a week after Christmas and i can't wait
i'm not going out with my mates, i'm going to get absolutely wankered at home on my own every day
this'll be my 3rd NYE in a row spent on /brit/ and i wouldn't want to spend it anywhere else

>EXPANDING UNIVERSE BRAIN: False 9 Silva

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Cashing out bitcoin is easy, just need to give your bank details away to total strangers online or meet the strangers in person down some back alley

Why is Fearne Cotton such a fucking despicable dumb cunt?

could you gas the south african jew plz???????????

WOAH mama

Just boiled myself a load of broccoli, spinach and sprouts, but I found a caterpillar in there with all the veg, so I had to chuck it all away. Ate 6 (six) chocolate chip cookies instead. Fml desu senpai

>pooney has more goals than lacazette

galaxy brain: morata

its adam and eve not adam and steve

beto posting a lot more recently

>race isn't a real thing
>Europeans recreate European civilization in foreign places and others recreate 3rd world civilizations
Ah yes

men have knobs, women have fannies

GIGGLING at this title

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*wins your golden boot*

de bruyne plays better when silva isn't in the team

morrisons scones are peng NGL

stop trying to bait coiners, you salty nocoiner

Thanks for the Jimbo rec

>poorisons
you can make your own in under 20 mins lad

Grandfather still says this unironically, lad. Really hope no one unexpectedly brings a poof to the Christmas table next week.

I'll call my people see what I can do

erm thats culture which we know is totally independent of genetics x

Are russell group universities really that important?

nothing's been the same since my fire in the booth

i'd fuck them up like i've fucked my life up

why do you post the same few images over and over again? You're basically a tripfag without the trip

youtube.com/watch?v=uPhxDsdoZaY

It's a total meme
I went to one of them

>you can make your own in under 20 mins lad

Ah yes, I can make my own using the ingredients bought also from a supermarket which are double the price and also using 20 minutes of my time.

Culture is a result of homogenous genetic individuals trying to survive.

what do you call the kind of girls that watch xFactor, i'm a celebrity and Ex on the beach?
proper fucking grim existence desu, i'd hate to have a girlfriend like that

thank you x

ngl lads this is a cute cat

>christian music
oh yes please

>no silva
de bruyne furthest forwards attacking mid
>silva
de bruyne drops deep to pull the strings

hes just as good in both modes, you just notice his goals more than his midfield string pulling

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Sorry about, lad. Now that it's holidays, I'll be sure to have more time dedicated to scrounging this board for more reaction images. Really irresponsible of me, I know.

Ex on the beach is good

fire in cairo

Desmond Keith Carter, executed in North Carolina in 2002, Declined a special meal, but had two cheeseburgers, a steak sub, and two Cokes from the prison canteen, for which he paid $4.20 from his prison account.[23]

don't do it mate that's kinda out of order

pop knob in fanny

like 75% of all girls?

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by today's standards, they would be considered far right

Prison has pretty good food prices

*boots your ugly paki pet out of the 38th floor window*

heheh, bet your moggy can't fly

heavy you lad

some would say basic bitch

i say that's the typical woman

his best features are attacking and running at defenders

he is wasted playing in a more defensive role

city struggled when they were scraping those 2-1 wins because they were missing his presence in attack

i love joy division!

thot alert

oh my god that is so fucking fit

>beto is a brainlet
I had hopes for this bean head with sunglasses to be somewhat respectable

I'll never know which way to flow
Set a course that I don't know

as my dad used to say, by the time youve paid for gas and electric its the same price

not to mention in japan, part of the reason they have very small kitchens is to encourage you to go out and eat, the wonders of capitalism in action

he actually plays a bit like toure, just much less lazy. Pundits wont make the comparison because he's not big and black though.

Look, i'm not a complete fatfuck but I have been underweight all my life and now I've got a normal BMI, but when I grab my waist and stomach there is flesh.
Currently at 72kg (178cm) and want to get down to 69kg.

If any of you are like me the biggest problem with your fat look is poor posture. Takes a long time to fix the posture.

i know that's Simon and Garfunkel on the top right, but whose the bearded fellow on the bottom right?

Start lifting for christs sake

dead dad?

Judah P. Benjamin in his younger days, lad.

Mussolini had to outlaw emigration since no italians with anything remotely resembling a brain wanted to live in italy LMAO

>i save money by going out to eat
spastic

me and the lads

grug lift big rock
make grug feel good
make grug big

gundogan played that role more on saturday and handled it perfectly well
silva should play in sterlings position and they should use sterling as a sub

>watching mary berry cook comfy christmas things
>feeling nice and festive as she finishes a cake
>"now all you need is some friends to share it with"
mean

state of

>but whose the bearded fellow on the bottom right?
mikhaul bakunin, a russian anarchist who hated jews, and wanted to create a pan-slavic unity against turks and germans

VERY Indo European

Chobani Greek Yogurt lads

going to see the bf on the 23rd of December and stay overnight before leaving on Christmas Eve morning

can you think of any things we could do? i was thinking maybe die hard + Winter Wonderland

dont drink, dont smoke, dont have a car, dont have a mortgage, dont have kids. ok im not a billionaire who eats 3 meals a day outside at michelin star places

>Father-of-six Imtiaz Mohammed, described as a hard-working family man, was killed in the crash

>Imtiaz Mohammed, 33, who had six children aged under 15

This is why Britain is finished.

these lips will never touch ready meals

simple as

Can actually be economical. Sure you can eat cheaper with bread and cheese, but if you want taste and variety and you're single then it's always cheaper to eat out.

Cooking is only worthwhile as an economy of scale.

Lifting is part of the issue. Exacerbated bad posture.

all power ultimately comes from physical power

pop nob in fanny

what does chemin mean

Two men in another car - Mohammed Fasha, 30, and Tauqeer Hussain, 26 - died at the scene.

silva's always lethal for spain playing as more of a winger, having silva gundogan debruyne bernardo and fernandinho on the field at once would be GOAT

why would a Mexic*n have such strong anti-Semitic views?

i'm honestly really scared that all the girls with real hobbies and interests will be taken and i'll have to gf the kind of girl that binges on netflix series with a glass of wine on a Friday night because she's sooooo kooky and unpredictable

trying to find an excuse to leave work an hour early tomorrow lads.

is having a doctors appointment a good one? can you get 3pm appointments? (haven't been to the doctors in like 10 years so cant remember)

*shoots you with my gun*