If western countries are so advanced, why haven't they even mastered the art of shitting?

If western countries are so advanced, why haven't they even mastered the art of shitting?

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who cares I take powershits

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Because western countries move farther and farther away from nature and our origins as a species through technology

am i the only one who shits out of the mouth? i thought everyone did

Yes, we call that the Danish language.

Monetize that brother, that's projectile tier

Pro tip: you can just lean forward or pull up your legs

What is he thinking about?

rude

rekt

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kek

thats actually very harmful
taking a shit should be as a whole ritual

Rare American banter gem

nice

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It sounds good until you get into the habbit and shit yourself skiing

include me in the screencap

and they say american banter is bad

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my shits are express, i don't spend more than 6 secs shitting

include me please

>American humor

German humour

IT IS bad, but there are extremely rare cases.
Enjoy this one while you can.

nice

This is actually bretty good.

>american comes in and hijacks our poop threat

jaja

>poop threat
What in the hell are you planning to militarize anuses

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Ayy lmao/10

dayum dude

I'll let this bant pass, american.

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see ya on r/Sup Forums also 100+ replies

>this thread
>literal shitposting

the best way is just have a low toilet or that thing for legs, don't know what's it called. squatting is also not fun, especially if you are fat
it doesn't help, you need your legs to have pressure on something

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Put me in the screenshot

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>90% of the replies are new world or third world
poo poo pee pee haha

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bună treabă

Time zones silly, where is it and where is not night time?

underated post

Not bad

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>Germans worrying about maximum shitting efficiency
Fuck off.

You redeemed your country from the Portugal phone bantz

It's so beautiful...
Good job, friend.

needs more yous

This.

What are you doing in a western country?

gringos banter can be awful or great tbqh

It's not funny why are you all replying to it liek it is?

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>literally 1 minute difference
>samefagging this hard
Do Americans really have to buy banter?

One of the rare cases of successful american banter.

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Btflo

oohhohoho OH NO NO NO.... EAUHHHHH
*snorts*
hhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>German flag
Why am I not surprised?

SCREENCAP SCREENCAP INCLUDE ME SCREENCAP INCLUDE ME

i squat on the seat

Not funny at all but Americans get so much flak that I'll post a reply too

Altho I presume Scandis will like that considering they're the only region that remembers Denmark is a thing

I use a small stool at my feet while on the toilet

because danes are famous for their weird language, nobody knows what they are blabbering, maybe it's a bit german, maybe it's swedish or dutch, some people say it sounds like puking, and amerisharts compare with poop as it seems

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You might want to see this.

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