This entire movie was the fantasy of a horny Arab and no one can convince me otherwise

This entire movie was the fantasy of a horny Arab and no one can convince me otherwise

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>girls aren't thrown off roofs or stoned to death

Don't think so

It's a fairly honest depiction of a relationship fueled by infatuation ie. most relationships of millenials

They start out hot for each other and over time one of these gets kind of bored of the sex, the other cheats and the entire thing explodes

The graphic sex scenes are essentially fan service and I thank God and France every day for them and hope we get more like it.

Someone post that webm of one of the actresses crying during that panel where the director was talking.

>Names under the wrong actresses
>Not even alphabetical
Honestly what the fuck. ONE JOB.

>qt white girls scissoring for an unnecessary amount of time with multiple camera angles

eternal sexually repressed horny arab

9/10 movie

Is this kino the best lesbian sex in a real srs movie ever?

Will anything ever compare? Will boners be raised again?

it's the french alphabet, idiot

That Korean one is probably better. Can't remember the name though, I think one was a princess or something? I only watched some webms here, but in Blue is The Warmest colour you don't see enough vag.

The director is a gay man.

fucking metric system, right ?

The Handmaiden was ok but it wasn't as carnal as Blue.

Everything in the Handmaiden is very baroque and stylisized; Blue is two girls from an urban environment fucking their brains out. It's less intellectual and more boner-inducing.

/Our guy/ confirmed?

wut?

Seems pretty redpilled for an arab

>That Korean one is probably better.

Sauce. NOW.

The sex scenes add to the immersion. It's the same reason Lars Von Trier includes them in his films. Don't debate me on this because you are objectively wrong.

I thought he did it to be deliberately edgy like when he juxtaposes scenes of intercourse with Charlotte Rampling mutilating a penis then performing a clitorectomy on herself.

Why would anyone want to be deliberately edgy?

Who would you cast in the inevitable pg13 American remake? Me personally, I'd cast these two

Kiernan Shipka and Jordyn Jones

I unironically want to see them in a horror movie together with that blonde chick from It Follows. Hopefully directed by Lars von Trier.

Of course, it is !!! What do ya expect ??? It's a.... lesbian girly film. You get horny girl things, "BRO" !!!

That Greek bitch is one of the hottest girls alive and no one can convince me otherwise

>Next Kubrick is an arab

wtf, I like arabs now.

Are you me?

>But both actresses said they were uncomfortable with the way Kechiche pushed them to their limits. They claim he yelled at Seydoux to hit Exarchopoulos in an argument scene, and later told her to lick her co-star's snot (the snot and tears streaming during the lovers' break-up seem to testify to the drama's emotional and physical effect on the performers themselves).

Based.

Gotta break a few roasties to make a kino. The movie is great because of it.

Consider this post an argument greater than any you could ever respond to with anything other than an apology. You fuck.

>apology.
go back to tumblr you bleached asshole, little fuck toy

The movie is trash but it's bonerkino. But let's be real, I enjoyed five minutes of diamond cock, but the rest was a slog. I don't know if by accident I watched the extended cut, but shit was like three hours long.

That's not an apology now apologize.

cute rabbit

agreed

best bunnyfu. the other bunnyfu brit should go.

Is OPs movie Blue is the warmest colour or something else?

someone link him to the lesbians react to blue is the warmest color sex scenes. i cant get on youtube without a harddrive

kek

france

Yeah its pretty awful. I can't believe how few people saw through its faux artsy-ness. If you watch it to jerk off to, then thats fine, just don't tell me its a good movie.

are you literally too retarded to read the title in the OP pic and use google? jfc

woah epic xD

she got BLACKED and has black children now. lmao.

its so fucking hipster it hurts. cant believe i even finished it.

god tier porn but awful awful movie

no, please

It's about class struggle

She's a leftist whore my dude, what more could you possibly have expected?

This is what actual integration looks like.

wtf shes not pregnant anymore. did she have a child already?

But Lea is 100x hotter than this bunny hoe

someone post the webms

She has weird ass teeth

That arab guy is a social climber. He didn't write the movie, it's adapted from a book written by a horny girl. The director knows making a lesbian movie is synonym to insta fame and unlimited support in mainstream media.

>liking Marine

no, he's bluepilled

He wrote the film, the script is loosely based on a mediocre comic book. He improved every aspect of it.

which only furthers the idea that he was just looking for a lesbian themed movie to further his career.

but why?
Just watch porn.
I will never understand this mindset. What the fuck could possibly be better about the sex scenes in a movie like this compared to high end porn? Do you just like "artistic" porn?

And also thats not even the most prevalent theme of the film.
Its not supposed to be all about lust and infatutaion, its about how difficult it is for people from different social classes to bond. Watch the film again and watch how Adele interacts with Emma and her family at all the various dinner parties.
Listen to the things she talks about (or more often doesn't talk about) compared to the "philosophical" discussions of Emma and her friends.
If all you got from this was
>HURR DURR THEM YUNGINS LOVE TO SEX
then you love this film for all the wrong reasons
Horny teenagers have absolutely ruined this films reputation

The difference is that you can expose this stuff in the public place with impunity. It's like exhibition

it was a nice movie desu. more blue-haired qts please :3

watching this film is like fapping my soul

she talk like a slag
RUINED

Would any of you guys have watched this, had the genders been reversed, with everything else remaining the same?

post spaghetti.webm

can you really though?
Its still rated R or maybe even NC 17 depending on where you are.
So its not this extremely popular thing that everyone could be exposed to at any time in public theaters.
The thing that gives the film its notoriety are the sex scenes no doubt, and i understand the thrill in watching a film that has sex scenes that are so intense they border on taboo.
But even so, in the age of instant access to porn, i fail to see how this film has managed to attract so many followers when its sex scenes are just lite porn.
If the genders were reversed this film would literally never be discussed here and the Reddit r/film crowd even wouldnt like it.
This film is genuinely very good but the director botched it with his graphic sex scenes that attracted hordes of masturbating fanboys who fail to see the real beauty of the film.
Maybe if the genders were reversed it would be an easier film to discuss

reminds me of early 00s lindsay lohan

>This film is genuinely very good but the director botched it with his graphic sex scenes

That's what I feel. I haven't seen it as I know I'll just get horny, lose interest and masturbate to some proper porn lesbian bullshit is only good for foreplay.

I've watched Nymphomaniac, but I found that the most graphic scenes added literally nothing to the film.

Subtlety worked best.

Yes. I did watch Brokeback Mountain even if I'm not gay. You don't need to be what you watch. Movies aren't FPS.

>tfw you realize they basically played themselves

Seydoux is from a super famous family in France.

>Jérôme Seydoux, is the chairman of Pathé;[14] her granduncle, Nicolas Seydoux, is the chairman of Gaumont Film Company;[14] her other granduncle, Michel Seydoux, also a cinema producer, is currently the chairman of the Lille-based football club Lille OSC; and her father is CEO of the French wireless company Parrot.

Exarchopoulos is from a regular working class family.

>Exarchopoulos grew up in the 19th arrondissement of Paris, near the Place des Fêtes. Her father, Didier Exarchopoulos, is a guitar teacher, and her mother, Marina Niquet, a nurse. Her grandfather was Greek and her father is of Greek ancestry.[3][4]

Compare the sex scenes from Brokeback Mountain to the ones in this film.

twitter.com/Doumslentourage this is her bf, what a fucking waste

>This entire movie was the fantasy...

How is this bad/reduces the work?

Sex scenes are almost 100% unnecessary especially today.
The only thing they had going for them before the internet was the social taboo but even that was gone before internet porn took off.

I understand that they can be used to demonstrate a connection between characters but ive always felt that using a steamy sex scene to do so not only makes the film shallow, but makes the supposed connection shallow as well. It just exposes a directors inability to properly tell that kind of story when they have to resort to the simplest method of conveying it.
The only other purpose of a sex scene is to arouse the viewer, and this was necessary for awhile because sex scenes in movies were the only other way to get entertainment of that kind without going to a porno theater. But now as ive been mentioning before its pretty much useless because in the age of porn there is just no reason for proper films to serve this purpose because porn is going to do it better in literally every way with a ton more options.

so? I'm not insecure. I can watch 2 dudes sucking dick and assfucking without getting a boner

and if I did get one, so what?

She speaks like a retard

Most people either get hard or get disgusted by fag anal sex.

If you're saying you're not bothered either way, you're lying.

>and if I did get one, so what?
then your gay

He probably means the scissoring scene from the Handmaiden

those toes though, foot job material

reminder the director had them practice the sex scenes for days all day on set so he has hours of lesbian sex footage

>compared to high end porn?

No such thing. It's nice to fap to porn with actual production values and talent. Same thing with Mullholland Drive

maybe ill become an "art" film director and build my own private fap collection

Since the movie is going for hyperrealism, I assume he wants to show sex, which forms an important role in their relationship, as well.

>fail to see the real beauty of the film

You mean how it beautifully meanders instead of getting to the fucking point?

really ugly chicks, blue hair. Kstew: the motion picture.

how did you get out of pol? You are not welcome and soon you shall be departed.

most overrated movie of 2013 BY FAR

thats about how the best looking real lesbians actually look like. if the film was more realistic, it would show landwhales rubbing their fat flabs on each other.

And was it difficult to shoot that 10-minute sex scene? I don’t remember the last time I’ve seen a sex scene that long in a movie—gay or hetero.

Léa: For us, it’s very embarrassing.
Adèle: At Cannes, all of our families were there in the theater so during the sex scenes I’d close my eyes. [Kechiche] told me to imagine it’s not me, but it’s me, so I’d close my eyes and imagined I was on an island far away, but I couldn’t help but listen, so I didn’t succeed in escaping. The scene is a little too long.
Were the sex scenes between you two unsimulated? They look so real.

Léa: No, we had fake pussies that were molds of our real pussies. It was weird to have a fake mold of your pussy and then put it over your real one. We spent 10 days on just that one scene. It wasn’t like, “OK, today we’re going to shoot the sex scene!” It was 10 days.
Adèle: One day you know that you’re going to be naked all day and doing different sexual positions, and it’s hard because I’m not that familiar with lesbian sex.


thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/01/the-stars-of-blue-is-the-warmest-color-on-the-riveting-lesbian-love-sory-and-graphic-sex-scenes

>fake pussies
>FAKE NEWS!

>Adèle: At Cannes, all of our families were there in the theater so during the sex scenes I’d close my eyes.

>French pro-gay rallies all over france
>Palm d'or to this movie at same time
>Spielberg was jury boss

IT REALLY MAKES ME THINK

well if he really wanted to be hyperealistic he would have had several scenes depicting the entire process of pasta making, since they ate it all the god damn time it clearly was important too.
Just because people in relationships are physically intimate doesnt mean we have to see it every single time, its not like we doubt their closeness just because we dont see every position they fuck in. And if you cant, thats because the directors cheap reliance on the sex scene has exposed him and the stories weakness in portraying a "hyperealistic" relationship
yes. But there is no greater meandering in the film than when it ignores its themes in favor of graphic sex scenes.
You gotta commend these actresses for powering through it in the name of art but i cant imagine that they both dont deeply regret it.

>You gotta commend these actresses for powering through it in the name of art

There are hundreds of actresses powering through it everyday in porn.

>But there is no greater meandering in the film than when it ignores its themes in favor of graphic sex scenes.

Atleast those are well done. But it's a 3 hour movie whose message could've been done in an hour and half and the sex scenes are only a part of the problem.

Haven't seen this movie before, how far in is the sex scene?

>two qt boys fucking each other's brains out
Definitely

I dont entirely disagree with you, but just to be fair you could make that point about a ton of movies.
In this case though i think the length itself is a little excessive but i wouldnt trim that much off anyway. Its the sort of film and script that allows and in some cases needs to be a little longer than 90 minutes.
Being concise is great, but its not everything.

>no backstory
>99% of porn nowdays is ugly airbrushed shit pretending to be BLACKED/VIXED/TUSHY

Fpbp

>i cant imagine that they both dont deeply regret it.
they are literally the only two actresses to have won the palme d'or