Tell me some not well known fun fact about your country

tell me some not well known fun fact about your country

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Our states have their own militaries, they're just usually very small or completely inactive.

we have a proverb ther says
"each monkey in his branch"

Palestine isn't originally Arab. We got Arabized thanks to Arab invasion.

All straight sex is technically illegal up to the age of 15.
Masturbation is technically illegal up to the age of 15.
All gay sex is technically illegal up to the age of 17.

aren't you just muslim jews?

what for?

I guess

we have regular free refills

they don't really do anything besides help with flood relief and natural disasters and train for invasions which won't happen.

It's legal to beat Swedish invaders to death with sticks/clubs here

We invented the baseball glove and basketball.

Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined

The first known homosexual in Canada was a Frenchman caught buggering an Indian boy. He was sentenced to death but recieved a stay of execution on the condition that he himself become the official executioner for New France and Acadia, which he did for many years (The Indian was not in trouble as he was not subject to Catholic law).

The government is still paying one pension on behalf of a Civil War veteran (to his 85-year-old daughter).

Also modern ice hockey, modern lacrosse, most of gridiron football, the football helmet, and possibly baseball.
Every popular North American sport can be traced back to Canada. America has frisbee golf

The US has no official language

English is an official regional language.

Lisbon isn't the official capital, the King forgot to sign the fucking papers in the 1200s

holy shit how old was this guy when he impregnated his wife if he was civil war veteran and his daughter is now "only" 85 yo?

and one widow of a Spanish-American War veteran

where is the capital then?

rio de janeiro

what? wasnt this war lilke 120 yeara ago?

it was a different time, when marrying a loli at like age 80 was perfectly acceptable.

Here's another one: John Tyler, our President from 1841 to 1845, still has a living grandson

correction: two grandsons
he was born in 1790

can't find anything on this

There's no such thing as personal space

you need a graveyard license to wank in the cemeteries

nicholas cage seems like he's the type of person who'd get a license to wank in finnish cemeteries

half of the country was considered uninhabitable until 1950

More than half of this country is still considered uninhabitable

Buenos Aires has the only Kosher Mc Donalds outside of Israel

wat, i dont believe you.

thought that was relatively well known

Apparently we're the only country in the world whose windmills turn clockwise

My state's department of transportation blew up a dead beached whale in the 70s.

youtube.com/watch?v=xBgThvB_IDQ

and you can only get one for research purposes

Scotland is full of communists

We used to have fuckheg lizard-dragons, but the aborigines literally purged the landscape with cleansing fire to get rid of them

we are white

because you are in the northern hemisphere, duh

dumb cunt

America is actually a really shitty country. Don't believe all the Hollywood lies about us how this is the land of opportunity. That's a lie they get to trick people to move here so they can pay into taxes and social security.

only victorians drink VB and no one drinks Fosters

I kek'd

We were the fourth country in Europe to build their own nuclear reactor after the USSR, France, and the UK.

Even now americans in every states eat hamburgers

Our Country calling code is +420

New Zealand is a state of Australia in our constitution
Western Australia was meant to be an independent country and have genuine secession movements

Until the 1950's the Yucatan Peninsula had little to no contact with the rest of the Mexican Republic, it had more contact with Cuba and Florida.

Even today many mexicans still say "La hermana república de Yucatán", literally, "The sister repúblic of Yucatan", that's a way which we call the Centroamerican republics.

2nd country to abolish slavery, after Haiti

we're not that bad

>Homo Frenchman
checks out

i like hamburger

Pretty sure a lot of them got sent to Iraq during the surge.

doesn't Texas have a very large one? and its own version of the FBI in the Texas Rangers

At its centenary, the current Mexican Constitution had 699 changes made, from its promulgation February 5th, 1917 to February 5th, 2017.

The longest stretch of highway without any service stations is in-between Green River and Salina, Utah. It's over 167km between them.
t. been there

we have a 145.6 km road that is perfectly straight

In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot (and kill) a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

What if someone actually does this now? How will that hold up in court?

We still have laws regulating duels

>and you have only 1/4 of the tank...

(Unfortunately) nobody has done it recently :^)

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THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE australiANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``AUSTRALOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

busted

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>THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
>``THE australiANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
>DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
>CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
>
>-HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN ``LATIN ???
>
>*``AUSTRALOPITECUS``
>
>HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
>0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
>1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
>2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
>3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
>4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
>5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
>6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
>7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
>8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
>9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
>10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

The malays are just chinks in denial

weve had a communist party from 1902 until 1991

we're the reason ABBA was famous

FOY

Figured the Dutch would have called dibs on that.

Aboriginals living in Western Australia are allowed to revieve petrol vouchers for long distance travelling but most of them use it for petrol sniff ayy

The Vancouver skytrain is the longest fully automated transit system in the world.

For some reasons, many restaurants in a specific delegación (like a municipality) in Mexico City are staffed by Argentine waiters.

No one really knows why.

got housos near me and its abo population keep on breaking into my car and opening the petrol tank
I never lose anything from the tank, so I reckon it's so they can have a whiff and go back to the dreamtime

Liquor laws change by state and county, but where I live you can't buy alcohol before noon on Sundays.

The most accessed video in our history is "2 girls 1 cup".

Do you wanna know what is it?

See by yourself:

2girls1cup.ca/

everyone knows what this is

Pizza was illegal in Australia under the counter mafia laws from 1945 to 1957. Italians used to use pizza as a means to launder money and live a tax free life. Ask any Australian they'll know the horrific shit that went down back in those days.

Also one of the most famous websites in our history is just a picture of a pudding with the email [email protected] below.

pudim.com.br/

>pudim.com.br/

This site is active for more than 15 years.

>Do you wanna know what is it?
I hope we are not so newfag infested yet. Even normies know about this shit porno

>Do you wanna know what is it?

Are you 12 or something?

What the fuck is this 2007

get the fuck out even if you're baiting

"Vorarlberg" one of the 9 federal states of Austria, made a secession after the First World War and voted to join the Swiss Federation, but the Swiss never accepted Vorarlberg.

tanks are road legal and can be baught from the army as long as you have a drivers license and the cash

How much does a tank cost?

How much for an old Churchill tank?

expensive
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wrong link
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other link wasnt just tanks

Good, as soon as I have enough for my medical bills, I'll start to save...

It is illegal to watch porn with women who have flat chests

Based Scotland.

By the latter part of WWII we had the third largest navy in the world. We were also the third country to have a satellite in space.
Peanut butter, garbage bags, alkaline batteries, standardised time zones, gas masks, and walkie talkies are all Canadian inventions.
The Eiffel Tower was almost moved to Montreal.

top fucking kek

Stop inventing things. The thread is for actual real things

I can't blame her, everyone wanted to kill the damn bitch.

t. newcunt

Germany is actually full

Shit... it is true...

theregister.co.uk/2010/01/28/australian_censors/

I demand that all porn production movies move to Australia now!!