Tfw live on native reservation

>tfw live on native reservation
>tfw no niggers and no crime
>tfw I make bank taking the white man's money at the casino
Jealous?

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nope

Not really. Your people have high rates of alcoholism, narcotics usage, and domestic violence while stuck on small slices of land.

Literally no one here does alcohol or drugs. The last guy who beat his wife and children had a fishing "accident"

>Literally no one here does alcohol or drugs.
nbcnews.com/id/26439767/ns/health-addictions/t/native-american-deaths-alcohol-related/

Sure thing, Tonto

If you had retained a strong warrior culture I would be qctually jealous.

I've got a blanket just like that you should take it back to the tribe

Lumping all tribes together is like lumping a nigger and white together.

firewater strong

>All natives are the same

And I bet you're just like Sweden, huh?

No not really but it's good to hear that your tribe is doing well for itself

Before Sweden cucked itself swedes were considered the most American europeans after Anglos

Top kek go fetch me some scalps if you want to receive your beads and booze you butthurt redskins.

Stop drinking all the listerine, please.

Just walk one town over, you'll find the niggers and crime there. At least, that's how it is for me.

Then again, I also left the Reservation to get a white woman.

>implying racial slurs can scathe me

I'll just enjoy taking white man's money, and you can't do shit about it. Gambling is banned in my state, but they can't touch our reservations. We pull a shitload of dosh.

>5% cherokee
>check mark native american and caucasian for college applications
>get in everywhere
>fat nigger ladies in charge of admissions giving me dirty looks the entire time but can't do shit about it

What state

Does this mean you faggots are gonna stop whining about muh genocide now?

Whites who gamble in casinos are trash not worthy of their skin. You are doing the white race a favor by taking their money and keeping them in their place. No one wants to touch the reservations. We put you on them for a reason!

Hello, Senator Warren. Nice of you to join us.

AL. It's not as bad to live here as people think. Just stay away from major areas, and you'll stay away from niggers.

>people who do what they enjoy, on their own time, shouldn't be alive

You humor me, pale skin. It's not even just whites, though. Niggers are far more guilty of gambling here.

>live on the Rez
hows that meth addiction treating you chief drinks with mouthwash ?

>>tfw I make bank taking the white man's money at the casino

Casino Jew, we meet again!

Well no...

Because my people aren't on the verge of extinction, but hey at least you got casinos

Not at all lol

I'm in Arizona


What op is trying to say by "living in the reservation"

He actually wanders into his local city , buys copious amounts of alcohol , only to get pass out drunk , scooped by a patrol car , ID he lives on res. Cop drops his lifeless smelly prairie nigger ass back where he belongs. Rinse. Repeat.


Navajo , apache , Hopi , bunch of alcoholic fat cry babies

>native reserve
>no crime

you burgers lucked out on your native tribes

>We pull a shitload of dosh
what difference does it make you give it all right back to us when you buy our firewater

Oklahoma fag here. Not impressed until you use the white mans money you get from casinos to support your national socialist soveriegn state.

Nope. Apologize.

Make me, chief running bitch

But I don't drink. Neither do I smoke. Avoided both due to my white mother. So, while others might, I'm pushing ahead. Though, that being said, I didn't see much drinking on my reservation. If they did it, they certainly kept quiet about it, behind close doors, which I can respect because they aren't making it entirely life consuming.

Well sure, we're doing that. We're just being subtle so as to manipulate the hicks around here.

HEYA HEYA HEYA HEYA HEYA HEYA HEYA

No we didnt every rez to the west of the mississippi river is a dysfunctional hell hole worse than alot of the nigger ghettos hes projecting maybe like the ,5- 1 % of the red niggers are sober enough to run casino's the rest are worse than niggers

>Reservation
>No crime
You have never been to a reservation have you?

>But I don't drink. Neither do I smoke
HAHAHAAHAHAHA ok whatever you say chief spins the bubble im sure right now you are just waiting for your welfare check to come in so you are shitposting on Sup Forums

>living on fry bread
>all the money on the reservation ends up in the cash register of the beer store across the street

They waste a large proportion of their income on attempting to get more from games rather than saving it. They deserve to lose it and I have no issue with you taking it, living off it, and then drinking yourself to death. You are on the land we put you on, you worship the God we forced you to, and now as a small way of saying sorry we let you take money from our dumbest and poorest. It's a beautiful thing honestly.

Come now, user, at least try to hide your jealousy. There's no fun in it if you make it this easy.

>no crime

You an algonquin speaker?

Those squareheads were not. They were considered almost as bad as the Irish

Lol what am i jealous of ? your meth habit your seriously enlarged liver the fact your race got BTFO harder than any other in history

>You are on the land we put you on

Well, we've always been here, we're just in more focused areas now.

>you worship the God we forced you to

You'll get no argument from me here. Christianity reigns supreme for a reason.

Don't get me wrong, I don't care my people got slaughtered. History is history, and the past cannot be changed. I'm benefiting from their lost lives, and the white man's hand is the one that ushered in this luxurious life. So, actually, I've a lot to be thankful for when it comes to whitey. That being said, though, I'll claim Native pride all day because it lands me many boons.

Your post proves you have never lived on or near a reservation and your experience is limited to maybe visiting a casino once in your life.

The vast majority of reservations today are glorified African shanty towns. The police on some of the poorer reservations are still driving 1970's squad cars they got as hand-me-downs from the states. Unemployment can reach upwards of 80%, drugs and alcohol are such problems it is like walking through Chicago's Lower Wacker at night, and crime is pretty much a way of life.

There is a reason Native Americans are referred to as Plains Niggers

Good for you, OP. Glad to hear things are improving for Natives.

>Natives
>more habitual users of meth than whites
>race got BTFO harder than any other in history
>forgot about jews, who have had to migrate for the entirety of their existence, being continually shit on

Sure mate, whatever you say

It is great how you've accepted complacency as a way of life. I respect what you do on the land that you have from the treaty you signed. It's your little slice of what used to be all yours and your people have found a way to monetize it. But I am in no way jealous of it.

What's your tribe?

Let me guess you are East of the Mississippi or in Oklahoma?

Why wouldn't I? Whites are historically a superior race, they've done basically everything of note. I'd say the only race capable of even coming close are Asians, and only because of their kingdoms, now long gone.

I guess it also helps I'm only HALF Native. The rest of me is German in roots.

>no crime
I guess raping and killing little girls isn't a crime for Prarie niggers

>Literally no one here does alcohol or drugs
Yeah because Listerine is cheaper

Ojibwe mastertribe

>rez
>no crime

A cough in the face would put you and your subhuman kin in the dirt.
Nice try shitskin, white people have nothing to be jealous of

>Ojibwe

How's your people doing, user? How many casinos do you have? I don't hear anything of your tribe where I'm from. It's usually news of Muskogee or Cherokee.

>tfw posting under an american flag

>more habitual users of meth than whites
Because we make up a larger percent of the population
>forgot about jews, who have had to migrate for the entirety of their existence, being continually shit on
fair point

I don't think I've been on a reservation without seeing trash thrown about on everyone's lawn.

We are doing really well ever since we got our 4 big casinos. Although we still have our problems.

Rape statistics, please

What is the average native american's reaction to american politics? Are they buying into the identity-politics?

LOL, you one of those millionaire tribe? How can I marry in?

Nah, cuz every time you look in the mirror there's a pan-faced teepee nigger staring back.
Get fucked, Hiawatha

>native res. no crime
sides split.
ive been all over indian country and there is so much drug abuse and crime the native police are a joke.

>tfw I chamber a round every time I'm tasked with driving over the reservation because the subhuman savages could try to rob me at any time

Having fun with all that child rape?

Most Native tribes nowadays are just "magic white people" with Casino privileges and dope scholarships for their members.

t. BarelyNativeBro

kek

Thanks for Manhattan, you filthy fucking redskin. Your ancestors should have fought harder. As it is, you may thank us for graciously giving you the festering asshole of a community you call your land.

thats great, i am a white guy and i like native american women, there are lots of native americans in Oklahoma

>native Americans
You don't need to be PC here user. They're called injuns.

No they weren't. Swedes were protestant and welcomed here

As a white guy, I seriously ain't even mad. Injuns are bro tier. I'll accept you as an honorary white man my redskin friend

Varied per location.

Swedes came off as idiots iirc but then the USians discovered the silence hid a kraut-level work ethic. #justautistproblems

>OK
>squaw central
Is that why Durant left?

They have, Native Americans have the highest percentage of veterans and service members

no it's like lumping niggers in with other niggers.

Fuck you greasy indians, every damn one one of you is lazy as fuck

You obviously never been to Arizona or New Mexico

Theyre greasy fucking indians

"no crime"

Yeah you're a fucking liar

>tfw a white man who's registered with the tribe and still makes that sweet sweet casino money.

Sure thing just don't fall asleep on the train tracks, alright Cochise?

the natives here in Arizona live in poverty, have gangs, rampant crime, and so on. The casinos don't provide for the rez I doubt, since rez towns are dirt poor.