>Rio 2016: Olympic athletes told to ‘keep your mouth closed’ when in contaminated water >On top ofconcerns over substandard Olympic village accommodation, athletes have been warned that Rio’s aquatic sites remain contaminated. >The bay will host the sailing and windsurfing events at next month’s Olympics. >Scientists say the waters are filled with a host of pathogens and viruses
So India is winning all the medals this time due to our favourable conditions. All the white bois will be sick by the time games start and we will be declared winner
Even the Brazilian savages don't have designated shitting streets, don't throw shit stones if you live in a glass house pajeet.
Cooper Ross
idk why the olympics and the world cup decide to go to third world countries like Brazil, Russia and Quatar. might as well go to Syria
Kevin Phillips
Congrats your country won something nobody should be proud of winning. You're #1
Josiah Reyes
Does India even compete in the Olympics?
Bentley Baker
>Russia >QATAR >HIGHEST GDP PER CAPITA
John Stewart
Someones jealous of India.
Josiah Campbell
Yeah its really good at hockey
Austin Lewis
Muh diversity, mostly. Bribes are also common.
Mason Gomez
AT LEAST THEY POO IN LOO
Ethan Turner
Pic extremely related
Carson Butler
Only in India do you train for the Olympics by creating a high tolerance for ingesting poo particles.
Robert Diaz
Whats wrong with Russia and Qatar?
Leo King
Figures since their streets are all slippery.
Asher Gray
>>Rio 2016: Olympic athletes told to ‘keep your mouth closed’ when in contaminated water Why do those CDC wimps need hazmat suits and decontamination showers? They should just close their mouths too
Mason Watson
>australians complain about the rooms they were put on
>city said they would put a fucking kangaroo there to make then feel better
I wonder what will happen if poo's in loo start to complain
Brody Morgan
Russia is very homophobic that's why. There are currently no laws prohibiting discrimination regarding sexual orientation or gender identity. Recent polls have also shown that a majority of Russians are against the acceptance of homosexuality and have shown support for laws discriminating against homosexuals.
Austin Lopez
Damn, true. I never thought designated shitting streets would give you a strategic advantage, but I'll be damned if your immune systems aren't all iron clad by now.
Ryder Cooper
India is in 0 events that take place in the poo water
India does not get to benefit from favorable conditions
Dylan Diaz
A FUCKING LEAF
F U C K I N G
L E A F
Tyler Cook
Do you ever think that maybe the reason 99% of your race looks so ugly is because you've been mixing your genetics with whatever the fuck is in your poo water?
Justin Bennett
But how does that show that Russia is third world? Sure it's poorer than the US and Europe but it still has a decent enough standard of living that it's not third world.
>inb4 gopnik memes
Also Qatar is fuckin' rich thanks to oil money so it's definitely 1st world.
Logan Lee
DESIGNATED
(found this just now on google maps)
Jason Smith
>put a fucking kangaroo there to make then feel better that's fucking hilarious
Bentley Thomas
cant wait for the "drug resistant bacteria" to take hold
Charles Moore
Yep that's bangladesh, I'm a bengalifag so I visit my relatives there every now and then and the street definitely do smell of shit.
Adrian Hughes
DESIGNATED SHITTING ANTIBODIES
You may have a point Pajeet, good luck in the games.
Ayden Sullivan
Lets not forget the very real threat that TRASH could fucking CAPSIZE BOATS because there's so much of it.
Michael Gomez
At this point I'm wondering if the games will even happen.
Oliver Perez
I just want a terrorist attack to happen, I don't care about athletes having to swim in the shit infested waters of the favelas.
David Scott
>tfw australia is withdrawing it's olympic athletes and replacing them with emu hordes
Biggest item, is they are telling people to keep about $50 USD on them to give to the muggers.
Mason Stewart
Did you know that in Brazil not every poo goes in the loo ?
Oliver Adams
>Sydney 2000 made me lose my shit
Gavin Campbell
Brazil can into bantz
Logan Bailey
Nobody would notice if a nuke fell on Brazil. It might even look better.
Gavin Parker
are you saying they have trashcans designed to shit in?
i mean, that couldbe nice for camping or something. but in the homes.......gross
Ryder Harris
You forgot to warn about all drug resistant STD's,in all the Brazilian pussy and ass holes, I think that you Must keep MORE than your mouth closed
Luke Johnson
Do you think the Jews released Zika in Brazil so all the athletes fucking in Brazil will get infected and pregnant, so they can birth a race of super strong tiny headed retard slaves who will be easy to control and able to crush the goys?:
This and getting caught up on current events is why I come to Sup Forums
Bentley Morales
>not pooing in the bin
fuck man, stop wasting the earth's water
Jackson Gray
t. alberto barbosa
Kayden Bell
Mr Lahey?
Hudson Perry
I think Israel is behind a lot of shit but not this. Even if they had the technology to infect mosquitoes with a virus, it's a bad idea as there's no guarantee it wouldn't infect them, and it's a bad choice of weapon to use because Zika babies are worse than regular retards, they'll never be capable of anything.
Except perhaps leading the Turkish military.
Eli Wright
>why are you waving Kermits asshole >chased him for 20 minutes >shitposting him in real life >Australia
Checks out. Holy kek.
Austin Cox
t. 60%
Fuck off Jamal
Bentley Gomez
You had one job to do, Poo, one fucking job.
Easton Miller
You mean a shit can? Like this?
Camden Edwards
Czech em'
Carson Howard
Organizing olympics in that shit hole is a plot to spread diseases all over the world as effectively as possible.
Daniel Rogers
I'm going to live my life believing that the Sydney thing happened because it's too good to claim as "fake and gay"
Robert Fisher
Jesus. Sup Forums is probably the worst board. Living to watch movies and television is high on the degenerate watch list.
Gavin Collins
I wouldn't notice a nuke in the northern parts either, dad. By the way, why did you bring so many niggers here? Fucking hell.
Joseph Ross
What other cities bid for the 2016 Olympics?
Bentley Long
Bribery. They're also the kinds of countries that are politically opaque enough to get away with the costs of hosting.
Grayson Thompson
topkek
Daniel Mitchell
Columbus, Ohio did... but nah, let's put 'em in a shit hole like brasil.
I bet they feel so relevant since the world cup and now the Olympics.
Sea competitions should happen in the atlantic ocean. The bay of guanabara is dirt as fuck, theres not a single beach bathed by the guay of guanabara that is clean, people dont even touch that water, the only ones who enter in the water in those beachs are kids from favelas/streets.
The beachs from Rio and Niterói that face the atlantic ocean are very clean and ideal for bath.
Bentley Parker
I get the feeling that they're eventually going to be forced to accept a "budget" host that has lots of preexisting venue infrastructure to save face. Apparently LA wants to bid for 2024 and Calgary wants to bid for 2026.
Henry Johnson
"very clean" Sewage pipes 1000 m from the coast
Christopher King
More like #2 kek
Landon Moore
Yes, they are clean, you clearly dont understand how subwater sewage pipes works.
Henry Howard
>Be Olympic commite >Where can we do max profit? >Corrupt shithole with no infrastruture or place where almost nothing need to be done? >RIO 2016
Wyatt Turner
Spot on, chap.
Nolan Thomas
Cheaper rent, also Syrian Olympics
>Pole Vaulting over mass graves >200 Yard dash from the suicide bomber
Nathan Lee
Ocean swimming isn't an Olympic sport.
Zachary Sanders
And your shit country is the responsible for it.
Brayden Lee
I'm talking about sailing. Also, have you ever heard about thriatlon?
Austin Lopez
>I'm talking about sailing.
Sailing isn't the biggest issue, long distance swimming is.
>have you ever heard about thriatlon?
In the ocean? no.
Parker Turner
Maybe that ban isn't all that bad afterall
Nathan Nguyen
Yes it is, there's been an open water marathon swim over the last several Olympics. The triathlon has an open water swim too.
Adam Edwards
>So India is winning all the medals this time due to our favourable conditions
Fucking well played Pajeet, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages
Joseph Jenkins
Chicago was in the final three. Which means half the Olympians would have probably been shot by niggers. Still better than a third world hell hole.
