Why are these countries bros?

Why are these countries bros?

IT'S A GUY SUCKING A DICK

HOLY FUCK

the resemblance is uncanny

now i get the aunschluss thing

Really? This is what comes to your mind first? And you want to share it with everyone?

We're essentially the same. Bohemia plays a huge role in our history

Shut it down!

because uncle adolf brought them together in one Reich

Yeah it's weird. I've been over to Czech and it's like slavic speaking germany

except without all the mudslims, come to think of it it is actualyl far better than Germoney

france and poland should anschluss both of them already

That's what I mean. Czech is like Germany without all the poos

>Hmm it's weird a country ruled for over 1,000 years by Germans would be culturally german

It's not weird though, We're both part of the Holy Roman Empire and heavily influenced each other for ages

Fuck off.

Why not get a piece for yourself when we're at it, friendo?

>It's not weird though, W

It is, because Poland is geographically bordering you as well, yet they hate Germans

Hey buddy, did you just fly over from stupid town?

Germany invaded the czechs in ww2 as well you idiot

>Invaded
Lel


Anyway what's your point dumbass

That's because Poland is an artificial construct occupying parts of Russia and germany and they know it. And no matter how justified it is, they have a heavy inferiority complex.

They're both slavs, except one hates germany while the other doesnt

Maybe if you wernt so retarded youd read this and understand And if you had an IQ over 80 you'd know the Polish had multiple conflicts with the Germans pre-WW1 that caused the animosity

>Maybe if you wernt so retarded
>And if you had an IQ over 80

so much angst. I can just tell you're some uppity underage twat that likes showing off his ''''historical knowledge'''

>invaded

You can't invade your own land.

A bullshit treaty doesn't make noncountries like Czechoslovakia and Poland real. This isn't pinnocio where if you wish to be a real country enough it makes it so. Poland, Ukraine, Czech Republic, and Belgium should all make a fake country club

Actually nigger I go to university and I'm just saying common knowledge if you actually didn't drop out of highschool and paid attention in class.

There's literally a class called AP European history in highschool to take PLUS European history satisfies a general education requirement. You're either a nigger that didn't go to college or youre underage

>There's literally a class called AP European history in highschool to take PLUS European history satisfies a general education requirement.

I don't live in america you idiot. Take your insecurities to if you feel like getting triggered over obscure historical facts

Which is why I also said there's classes in college, so you're just a dindu who didn't take highschool seriously by not choosing advanced classes and that didn't attend college
>Obscure
How is it obscure bohemia-moravia was part of the HRE and post 1,500's was part of Austria

Hell the 30 years war has the rule of the Czechs under Austria as a main point!

>Which is why I also said there's classes in college, so you're just a dindu who didn't take highschool seriously by not choosing advanced classes and that didn't attend college

I am going to university. I'm just not getting a meme degree

> by not choosing advanced classes

Like i said, works differently here. Why are you so upset?

Czechs like making porn and Germans like watching it

It's a humanities credit you dingus, it's not part of your major
>Implying im mad
Kek
>Admitting Canadian education is worse than american education
Kek^2

>>Implying im mad

Yeah you only sperged out at the mention of history

>>Admitting Canadian education is worse than american education

Is that why Canada in top 10 and you're 30th in the world? hmm makes you think. Also, i didn't take a history course. It's not required

And yet why does the US consistently have 5-8 colleges in the top 10 universities in the world while Canada has none?
>Wasn't required
So I learned stuff in highschool for free that Isnt even required for you in college? And you're saying America has bad education lmao

Looks like pac man eating somthing.

gib beer

Yes because American universities have huge endowments and charge their students much more

>And you're saying America has bad education lmao

>30th in the world

>N-n-no it can't be America is better even though they have a higher ratio per population of universities in the top 100!
>Maybe if I post a meme image and don't address his statement he'll forget the fact he took classes higher than me in highschool even though I'm in university

Hmmmm it's not like Czechoslovakia used to be half Germany or anything like that hmmmmm

30TH
FUCKING
PLACE

>muh sudetenland

>I'll just meme ignoring the fact an American out of highschool can get better education that me even though I'm in college

they kicked all the germans out after the war tho

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Dads side of family is Bohemian.

Food traditions of pork, duck, sauerkraut, polka, beer, amongst other coziness.

Germans are bros. I don't care what anyone says.

>They kicked all the Germans out
Canadian education everyone

>is unable to form a counter argument
>green texts instead

bravo

>His education was so trash since he "wasn't required" to take ENG or LIT level college classes he cant reason through posts unless it's stated in the form of a 9th graders thesis
ebin

>German population before war was 30% of the country
>Now it's 0.3%

30th
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They drink beer. We drink beer.

>He still can't read in-between lines to see what a statement is implying as he "wasn't required" to take college level LIT and ENG
Let me dumb it down for you leaf

If Germans were 30℅ don't you think German culture had a significant influence in the country? Can you deport culture you dumb nigger leaf?

german cuck got his land taken away xD 0w3ed

30% of america is black and latino. Therefore your country is black and latino. If your country deported all your blacks and latinos, you'd still be a nigger spic

God you are retarded
>Poor people who become a sizeable portion in the last 100 years is equal to 1,000 years of intermingling and cooperation along with 400-500 years of being ruled by that group under its nobility and educational programs

Move those goalposts some more kiddo

Cultural and racial similarities I guess, something like 1/4th of the people I know have German last name.

If you reread my original post in this thread you can see I haven't moved goalposts and I'm sticking to the fact I said in my first post in this thread.

If Spain and Catalonia split would you be surprised they got along even after a war? Welsh and English?
No? Is it because the dominant culture heavily influenced the lower culture after centuries of rule?

Could that be why there is no animosity between Occitians and Northern Franks :O even though Occitians make up the majority in southern France :O. You think if I deported all the Franks the Occitians would not have French culture?

And I should clarify the Vienna Award and the S. crisis doesn't count as a real war, but a bloodless war which didn't spill Czech blood like a war would.

You said

>>They kicked all the Germans out
>Canadian education everyone

Implying that Czechs didn't kick all the germans out. Then I showed you that they did since the number of Germans was reduced to practically nothing (0.3% of the entire population). Then you moved the goalposts by talking about culture impact instead of population. And now you're backpedaling and saying you were actually talking about culture all along. Just stop replying, you're embarrassing yourself

Why do you even keep continuing this conversation you complete fucking faggot?

He didn't know something about history and that's all. There are people way more intelligent than anyone in this thread who don't know things about history that I do know. What's your fucking point? History isn't even an IQ intense field, all it requires is to be read.

Jerking your e-cock to the thought of intellectual superiority because you know a historical fact someone else doesn't speaks a lot more about your self-esteem issues than your knowledge or level of intelligence.

Nope go reread my posts from the beginning and you'll see I was talking about culture. Gj ignoring everything else I said when I actually took rhe time to try to properly argue my points

Also I did the meme arrow as I meant >implying that has significance
Anywho enjoy being retarded thanks to your government
Except this isnt an obscure fact

You were disputing the specific remark that Czechs kicked the Germans out. There's nothing in that post talking about culture. Keep trying to weasel your way out tho, it's fun to watch

He probably feels that nitpicking historical facts gives him some consolation for being a pathetic loser. I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him

Wew I didn't know I was on reddit

Yes germans were kicked out, few of them got killed during that process and yet they are still bitching about that until this day. They still want our clay, mainly Sudetes but we got a nice law called benes decrees which brings tears to all eurocucks eyes.

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You embarrass yourself there as well?

>few of them got killed during that process [...] [irrelevant quack-habblery]

And yet how much of you got killed during the war itself :')

Im 60% white and pic related is actually true, who would guess.