Things you won't hear a black person say

Things you won't hear a black person say

No spices on my meat, please.

Happy Father's day!

Did you bring condoms?

I don't have anything against whites because they were the ones who abolished slavery and gave me my freedom.

Shit! I can't find my work boots, I don't want to be late for work!

I've got work tomorrow

Pass the mayonnaise.

Thanks for the warning, officer.

Mayonnaise is delicious, I don't see why other black people keep making jokes about it.

I have nothing illegal on me officer.

Are you hiring?

>other black people
>canada

Checks out.

Hello officer

Yes, I was speeding..sorry I was running a bit late getting back to the office

Sure, I've got my license and insurance right here

OK and I just pay this by mail?

No problem, again so sorry about that.

You have a nice day, sir.

It's a special occassion, lets go to Olive Garden.

He a bad boy, he did do sumfin

Chicken? No I want steak

I hope I have enough college credits...

The police are in the right.

Hey let's go to brunch.

hey dad

>I bought new tires for my Chevy

Why don't black people drive trucks Sup Forums

hey dad, can I borrow the car? Or do you need it for work?

I'm horrified and saddened, but what my son did is indefensible and he deserves to go to prison for what he did.

Kek

two-hit-combo

I left my credit card on my dad's piano. Can I pay in cash?

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

Keep the change.

It's time I take responsibility for my own actions

I think Dave Mathew's Band was the best musical group of the past quarter century.

That waitress deserves a nice tip

>hospital: you're not the father
>does not do the dance

"It's impossible for me to be related to Egyptian royalty because I am of sub-Saharan African descent."

Boooooooooo

I am responsible for my actions.

WE WUZN'T KANGZ AND SHIET

"Good Morning"

I prefer my chicken grilled.

>spices on my meat, please.
god damn it , why do we love spicy food so much

Darren Wilson dindu nuffin.

Mo money mo problems

He did do something

Because your ape-like taste buds aren't made for human food.

Yes officer I will comply. Please be aware I have no criminal record and donate to PBA annually.

I got a job.

i got a promotion!

Hello, you appear to have a wrist watch. May I ask the time?

Underrated.


--black guy

cant tell if this is a joke because he gets shot on sight or there is no polite black people

That's my son

if a white or asian person loves spicy foods
does he also have ape-like taste buds

>your ape-like taste buds aren't made for human food.

Isn't spicy food still food are non spicy food human food or is there like some special rule.

this one got me lol

I wish my wife was a better cook.

I plead guilty

>said no one ever regardless of race

I'm taking my son to the ball game this weekend.

What does a food stamp look like?

I don't really like Jordans.

KFC is pretty meh

I don't like fat women.

Thank you.

>if a white or asian person loves spicy foods
>does he also have ape-like taste buds
Yes

>Isn't spicy food still food
Depends on the spice, I guess. But we all know what kind of food you people like.

Apes, the lot of you.

Oh there's where my food stamps went

Where da jobs at?

I diddo something.

maybe its my fault and not society's

Black women are hotter than white women.

Where da black women at?

Pass the mayo.

"do you have any non-dairy creamer?"
"i'll use my credit card!"

I paid for my bike

>Montenigger can't eat anything spicier than mayonnaise

That's not being a human, that's being a colossal faggot

beat me to it. bastard

Clearly this, leaf-bro

Black women are hotter lol

Wellfare line was short today

>we all know what kind of food you people like.
What kind of food would that be?

Festering nigger diarrhea?

all my race's problems are our own fault and not that of anyone else.

The best thing black women have going for them is that they take care of their skin a lot better, so they age a lot better. Average 22 year white chick, probably looks better than average 22 year old black chick.

You need to be native born British to have the sophisticated palette which appreciates boilded meat with no spice.

"I love country music."

Found the nigger

Ask Hillary

Spices tend to be used to hide poor quality or shortly spoiled ingredients. Also they tend to be preferred by smokers who damage their taste buds with their habit, since the extreme flavor is more detectable by them.

>Ask Hillary
>That flag
>native born British
Ok
you don't need to try so hard

>I will vote AfD

>not knowing about former lead signer of Hootey and the Blowfish being a successful country music singer.

What kind of salami would I be?

Shit, where are my workboots! I cant be late for work because then I would have to go on welfare, how can I be a good father to my children if I'm on the dole!

why are you trolled so easy?

>Diddu sumfing

>What kind of food apes eat
Mostly insects and fruits

I never claimed to have that sophisticated of a palette.

>Also they tend to be preferred by smokers who damage their taste buds

didn't know that

yeah drowning your food in spices is a bit much , i dont see any harm in adding a touch of spice to say for example a dull steak.

dad, we're out of milk

What's Jamaican cuisine really like aside from muh jerk chicken

It's a joke because this is how it usually goes

>what you want officer, I dindu nuffin
>speeding? nigga I wasn't speeding
>fuck no I ain't gettin' outta this car
>I ain't no slave, I ain't putting up my hands you raci-
>AHHHHHH HELP I DINDU NUFFIN
>GET OFFA ME I DINDU NUFFIN
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>sobs
>MOMMA
>MOMMA
>shot
>dies
>Police are the bad guys somehow

I'd rather take responsibility for my own actions then blame all of my problems on "institutional racism"

I like normal sized butts

Something like in the sample picture

I went to florida to visit some relatives and i noticed a couple of things

1. it's hotter over there than it is over here , like i might die in this heat kind of hot

2. the food is veeeeery processed, it felt like the food i ate took wayy too long to digest

I like my women like I like my coffee… flat and white.

>the food is veeeeery processed
You're not supposed to eat McDonald's every meal
Or ever, for that matter

Also what's that yellow stuff, eggs?