>U.S. News reports heavy containers laden with beans – both dry and canned – have already been shipped to the City of Brotherly Love. They plan to feast on a variety of selections – including navy, pinto, baked and lima (which emits a rather noxious fume). >At the appointed hour, the protesters will corporately pass gas – both inside and outside the Wells Fargo Arena. And that has drawn a word of warning from meteorologists. >Thunderstorms are in the forecast and some weather guessers fear the static discharge from a lightning strike could cause the protestors to spontaneously combust.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN LIBS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED?!?!?!?
in terms of making farts, all other beans/legumes are inferior.
Hudson Reyes
Sadly it's not they been planing this for weeks
Zachary Reed
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Hunter Cook
Yeah if I remember this was a thread on Sup Forums about a month ago, but I completely forgot about it
Hunter Wright
There are no Bernie supporters left in the convention hall
The have been purged and replaced by the "actors" hired from the craigslist ad
Asher Reed
Little do they know that the DNC has been smelling their own farts for so long that it won't make a difference.
Brody White
Some one should add some super laxative for keks. Make Poo Poo Pee Pee real.
Caleb Gomez
These faggots complain cow farts caused global warming now they resort to using that weapon of global destruction to make bratty cunts
Daniel Price
No, this was the original master-mind plan of Saul Alinski, the idol of progressives.
I'm thinking the DNC got wise to Bernie's fart-in plans....that's why they turned away the Bernouts last night, and filled their seats with the paid actors
Matthew Martin
> all those black, hispanics and commies getting gassed
hitler would be so proud
Gavin Collins
"we read rules for radicals :^))))"
Julian Thomas
Wells Fargo Center won't have had something that smells this bad since the last 76ers game
Henry Robinson
Holy shit I really hope they keep the kids away or they give them gas masks. This could be a potential health risk.
Juan Anderson
wrong fascist
Cameron Rodriguez
>Liberals big on global warming >Plan to release methane gas into the atmosphere en mass
Carter Thompson
We're getting bad storms in Philly this afternoon through tomorrow should be fun
Jack Miller
>tfw half of them shit their pants
Hunter Johnson
Kek
Landon Baker
Sounds like it's gonna be a shitty situation.
Juan Nguyen
>tfw you have fart fetish >tfw no naive, stupid, liberal qt college girl purposefully sharting herself in front of you at the DNC
Fuck my life. I hope someone gets some footage uploaded to Youtube.
Luke Perry
>Thunderstorms are in the forecast and some weather guessers fear the static discharge from a lightning strike could cause the protestors to spontaneously combust
Adrian Smith
the most gaseous beans I ever had were heirloom beans a grew myself.
Pinto beans aren't gassy at all.
Lucas Flores
POST YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN THE ENTIRE DNC ERUPTS FROM A LIGHTNING STRIKE
Jordan Cooper
A hero. A true master of his art shall rise today.
Henry Walker
bruh, you'd be inhaling the farts of hundreds of cucks at the same time. not worth it imo. just get a hawt gf and have her fart on you. not even hard to do if you're hot. that's all women care about. just be hot and not completely autistic and approach first. it's that easy.
David Wilson
SAUL ALINSKY - RULES FOR RADICALS Saul fed niggers beans and then had them flashmob White gatherings in Shitcago.
Jace Edwards
>watching DNC moments before Clinton will talk >finally she walks onto stage >all 700 actors cheering rowdly >'Hello-" >the ground starts to shake >the lights flicker on and off >a loud noxious gas fills the room >a noise erupts >they're feeling the bern >suddenly lightning strikes >the entire DNC lights up >Everyone instantly smolders into ashes >Due to no Dem nominee Trump wins >tumblr is eradicated >philadelphia is a nuclear fallout zone >bernouts from across the country visit it once a year, like mecca >kills them >all libs die >America is forever great
David Roberts
I thought dry beans need to be soaked for like 12 hours before cooking
Asher Peterson
lyl
John Wright
live in philly, its hot as fuck, thunderstorming, and we have a flood warning. now I'm going to have a gas cloud?
Blake Brown
If you want to fart, take several thousand mg. of vitamin C all at once. It won't harm you (C is nontoxic) and it will turn your asshole into a symphony!
Jonathan Smith
i didn`t knew the leftists had the guts to gas their kike masters
Jaxon Baker
>"Beans, beans, the musical fruit . . ."
I may have to stream CSPAN just to see / hear if they pull off this stunt.
Jayden Edwards
>Thunderstorms are in the forecast and some weather guessers fear the static discharge from a lightning strike could cause the protestors to spontaneously combust.
This is outrageously stupid. There is no danger of spontaneous combustion even if they are gassy from eating beans.
And I once found a brand of refried beans that turned my ass into a lethal weapon. A friend of mine literally reeled backward after opening my bedroom door when I had unleashed almost a whole can's worth of farts in a confined area.
