/ausnz/

Existential Tuesdays edition

I just had a shower.
Washed those bad thoughts away.

What sort of bad thoughts senpai

I think you've caught us at a bad time matey

Just general anxiety and the sort.
It's done now, I'm not dwelling on bad thoughts.

Also it's no longer Tuesday so well done on the naming.

I just want to lie down and listen to atmospheric music with you

you clean now?

That would be really nice.
Just cozy up and listen.
Feeling like a million bucks right now If I'm honest.
Cleaned my body, washed my hair and brushed my teeth.
I smell good.

today would be the perfect day to take a tab
pity I'm with my parents right now

*Smells*

reminder that racists belong in death camps

lemme smell you desu

good thing I ain't no racist

No Man’s Sky has a really good soundtrack

why is she chained?

Yeah you don't wanna do that with your parents around.
That'll be a mess.
What do you lads reckon?
Smelling good?
I'm not a racist but I say and do racist things.
Would I go to the death camp?

because she likes where she is and doesn't want to leave

I want to marry nz-chan
she's not like other roasties, she has a heart of gold and such a joyful smile

smelling like a flower

it's probably not even that though, I would just avoid them
it's getting the bloody things in the first place that is the real hassle

...

Fritz please

*fritzl

My wisdom teeth hurt.

The genuine enthusiasm, the honest smile, the down to earth attitude.
She's too pure
Ah yeah that too.
Don't have a dodgy mate that knows these things?

Aww Shucks, you're a charmer.

>The genuine enthusiasm, the honest smile, the down to earth attitude.
life just isn't fair
>Don't have a dodgy mate that knows these things?
No, I do know one dude down in Dunedin but he's sketchier than I'd like and doesn't sell tabs himself
I'd normally buy them online, but I can hardly send to my parents address can I.

>liechtenstein chan is dumb
i want to have a country waifu too

what are tabs?

Is this a sad thread or happy thread?

don't worry your pretty little head about it
though you probably have 10x easier time getting them considering your location

Is there ever truly a difference between the two?
Aren't they merely two different sides of the same coin?

Trips :DDDD
>he's sketchier than I'd like
How so?
>but I can hardly send to my parents address can I.
Yeah you'd be fucking silly to do something like that.
I wish I could draw so I could do one for you.

j..just dont do drugs okay and if you do dont get too addicted

i dont want to loose you

>How so?
He's a skinhead uni dropout I met via Sup Forums
I think he's on the benefit now and it's just pretty sketch, not the kind of people I want to be associated with. I'd rather just be alone with it.

Don't worry your sweet heart about it.
It's nothing important.

Just signed up to Periscope lads. Am I going to regret this?

but you made me worry now
just tell me you gonna look after yourself

I promise to you.
I'm going to look after myself.
gosh, now I feel bad for making you concerned...
uwu

>He's a skinhead uni dropout
Hahaha fuck sakes, this is the reason I'm not too keen on meeting people from the internet.
Yes, you're gonna be filled with regret for the rest of your life.

t-that's not the kind of gif I wanted to use...

>this is the reason I'm not too keen on meeting people from the internet.
eh it's not so bad, I haven't been stabbed yet.
Though I wouldn't want to meet someone I hadn't talked to for a long time, whereas before I was pretty loose with how I rolled.

thanks desu
I would miss you when you are gone
sorry for making you feel bad

I won't be leaving anytime soon.
Certainly not before I play minecraft with you.

Have you met a few people off here have ya?

4 I think as of right now

i dont have words anymore

were you the kiwi that met someone from here and tgen realised that hes not so gay that he likes bois?

Whats periscope?

I'm the one who got rejected so I have no idea what my sexuality is even more.
Not even that is stable in my life anymore

Isn't that "finding yourself" part of the uni experience.
You've still got a lot of time buddy, there is no rush.

Who /bimasterrace/ here?

Sorry, I'm not a faggot

I guess...
but I just feel like my life has been so stagnant for the last two years
maybe it will be better next year... funny because that's what I said last year

I'd only fuck an effeminate, smooth skin, twink boy.
And that's as straight as it gets, so I'm 100% hetero.

I don't really have any advice for you I'm afraid.
I would say stop spending so much time here would help, but I'm selfish and don't want you to go.

>I have no idea what my sexuality is even more.
do itvlike me and come to the 46th dimension desu
there everything is ironic and sexuality doesnt exist at all desu

jk love you the way you are

I wouldn't want to give up the main source of stability and comfort in my life.

>Sorry, I'm not a faggot
Kiss me and prove it. If you get erect I get to bully you into orgasm.
Are you an effeminate, smooth skinned twink boy?

I would do anything for a effeminate, smooth skin, twink boy

>Are you an effeminate, smooth skinned twink boy?
I'm sorry to say no.

jeez I've gotten more attached than I'd like

H-hi

proof

This can't be healthy.

Yes hello, bost broofs pl0x

hello

I'm joking! I'm a big strong American man!

>This can't be healthy
I'd certainly say it's healthier than being alone.
That's how people become suicidal etc

>big strong American man!
oh
no thanks

You will regret tricking me and making me look like a fool American dog.

me on the right

118 hours and 41 minutes.

don't remind me...

Until what?

You're all sad sacks, tis the season to be jolly!
I'm gonna come home drunk late at night and sing Christmas carols to all you grinches.
Until Christmas user!

I think I'll get drunk specifically on Christmas day so that I can have a jolly time with you.
That makes me feel a little better.

phew I keep forgetting people are so angry on other boards over literally nothing

hope u lads are having a nice night :3

I'm not sure I can do this with you right now laddie...

There's nothing fun about Christmas, it's a very sad time.

It's 6:26am

go away
I'm trying to be Jolly here

You're on the wrong website.

GOD
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT LOVES CHRISTMAS?

Hey buddy.
Yeah people can be quite rude, but It's funny I reckon.

You're in the wrong thread

T-that is true.

Name one good thing about Christmas

Christmas songs.
Lots of food.
Drinking in the sun.
Hanging with family and friends.
Presents.
Everybody in a good mood.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOOOOOOU

christmas is awesome. the music, the decorations, the vibe.

Snoopys Christmas is a banger.

Why It's so hard to leave this place?
Guys...I miss you

I actually thought you'd be able to leave.
Welcome back buddy.

You need friends and loved ones to do these things

I don't have those, Christmas sucks.

I thought that so...
God I am so fucking pathetic

nah i wasn't referring to friends and family. just walking around the city around christmastime is lovely.

You always come back.

...

I missed you buddy

desu what's so bad about staying on the chans?

Don't take it too hard, just try to ease off it.
Just come here less and less rather than stopping it all at once.
But you're always welcome back.

YOU don't hate Christmas too do you?

Good night everyone.

Goodnight mate.

I think I'll feel normal when I wake up
I'm going to watch a video, eat some chocolate and go to bed.

I wish it wasn't commercialized but there's no sense in bitching about it

prefer the holiday that shall not be named because mass is better

It's too dangerous to walk around my city at night

Are you talking about Kwanzaa

Why would they have mass for Kwanzaa