what must be done edition
/brit/
got heemed in the first round of university entrance scraps, ended up at johh moores
I love a good fluffy chicken me
Ex is coming over later lads. What am I in for? Somebody get the bevvies in
sad WPC edition
Rape is a terrible crime, do not rape
Two-and-a-half Tunnock's Teacakes.
Made it to the last round of University entrance exams and got betrayed by Oxford bender
needed this
gave up religion the other week and have no idea what 's good and bad
yes i'm a virgin
yes i'm 32
yes i've never been on a date
yes i don't have a job
yes i don't have any friends
yes i'm a loser
but does that really matter?
you can cry for it.
why don't they just make rape illegal
I can't believe I post amongst some fine specimens like you. I'm 18 and have done/got all of these things
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>scream and shout at the top of our lungs at a cinema screen
what the FUCK is wrong with yanks
FOLC
>when you're trying to make a new thread anywhere
how do i give up porn/related stuff
thanks for the (You), kind stranger
I'll be at Manchester Victoria in 15 minutes for my meetup
Wish me luck!
(Girl mode but no make up)
Withdrawal symptoms increasing
SOMEONE GET ME A BEER OR 10
Help me lads
country of manchildren
"aren't jokes supposed to be funny"
Your jaws going to get rocked
"haha good one, I can already tell we have chemistry [wink emoji]"
love my cat simple as
america is the worst first world country
Tell her to jump in the bin the fucking cringe factory.
Oor just call her ugly, the girls LOVE it
>chemist
>not having any sense of jokes
Oh no no no most of the snow has melted overnight I really hope we end up with a white Christmas :(
"Too bad you aren't an archaeologist though, I've got a big bone that needs examining..."
NaH IS sodium and hydrogen you daft bint
post fucking machines
When was the last time you had sex?
"You won't get a reaction out of me"
Oh the bottle-o closes in 5 mins can't really get a drink now anyway lads
Now how to get to sleep...
do you love sue
>America
>first world
>saying the punch-line of the joke which never interest any one.
autist
Mind your own business ked
I've got a female on my bed right now
any black guys in?
CRINGE. CRIIIINGE. CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE. CRIIIIINNNNGGEEEEEE. OH MY GOD THATS SO CRINGE
Bitch?
I've got a female pussy on my bed right now
nah jks my cat died last week
thats good
wtf just found a spider in my fucking hair
stole some aussie's cat and replaced it with a dead one
Love those hats
Would like a Brit police gf me
Haha x
have wider then average hips
oh when the bevvs
oh when the bevvies come marching in
babe you're lighting a bunsen burner right up my arse
be the mother of my children
>then
grats on losing weight
post hatting machines
Watch check lads
First year TEFL lad? Liking it?
...
He's fucking mental, isn't he?
You're the same cunt that posted that the other day aren't you.
Just want to let you know you're a cunt
it's around 21.
>TEFL
It's about English teacher?
Nips vacate the fucking premises immediately.
Nips stay because I like your posts
Yanks vacate the fucking premises immediately.
this is the best one
Fuming the Japanese can walk round with pictures of half naked and suggestively lewd children on their screens just because its there culture
INPEECH BLUMPF
B4 HE GO NUKLEAR DRUMPF
LETS FACE IT
HE RAYCIST
HE GOT MANSIONZ AND MONY
SKIN ORINGE DAT FUNNY
EM READY
MUMS SPAGHETTI
nips>>>>>>>>>>>>Yanks
some weeb in my class does that
plays his eroges in the middle of a lecture too
>premises
What premises are imposed on us?
What a fucking embarrassing culture we have
what are you doing in australia eminem
gonna do a poo
then I'm gonna ride the bike for 25 mins at the gym
then I'm going to drive home, have a shower (maybe) and waste 2.5 hours on Sup Forums before I go to sleep
Didn’t ask
>Get message from girl I like
>Feel on top of the world
>Reply
>Wait for her reply
>Go crazy waiting for reply
>receive reply
And so the cycle continues
Everyone is new and has never discussed English teachers in Asia or been them ever, on Sup Forums for years.
Carry on.
fucking embarrassing
rorke going absolutely mad in the comments
"STOP SNEERING AT OUR COUNTRY" lmao
just woke up lads
Ah... even if the Japanese standard is used to assess, his deeds are just absurd...
@83217611
don't care that you didn't ask
>yanks are waking up
time to go to sleep
if you're not a virgin then i have a problem with you
>"It does not prevent her from sailing again and her sea trials programme will not be affected."
so its literally nothing
disappointed?
then return to bed in order to sleep forever.
...
Dont understand how someone can teach English in Japan without knowing Japanese beforehand
cringee cringe cringeeeeee so much cringee
...
First gf I ever had was a complete attention whore, literally on-text all day.
The latest, second gf is completely laid back. Always up for going out, pays her own way, cuddly; but never messages.
Very jarring, even if I realise that the second situation is infinitely more desirable.
me in a past life
irish blood
fucking potato niggers ruined this country when you were starved by the brits
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absolute fucking kino
Where do fat girls even get the fucking gall to message me? How entitled must they feel
my ancestor :)
howling, idiot got put in his place
In fact, among some of those who teach English in Japan we often hear that they cannot speak Japanese, at least they can a bit.
However they might be so intelligent that they will learn to speak Japanese enough to live here.