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what must be done edition

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got heemed in the first round of university entrance scraps, ended up at johh moores

I love a good fluffy chicken me

Ex is coming over later lads. What am I in for? Somebody get the bevvies in

sad WPC edition

Rape is a terrible crime, do not rape

Two-and-a-half Tunnock's Teacakes.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPRrzAkbCGA

Made it to the last round of University entrance exams and got betrayed by Oxford bender

needed this
gave up religion the other week and have no idea what 's good and bad

yes i'm a virgin
yes i'm 32
yes i've never been on a date
yes i don't have a job
yes i don't have any friends
yes i'm a loser
but does that really matter?

you can cry for it.

why don't they just make rape illegal

I can't believe I post amongst some fine specimens like you. I'm 18 and have done/got all of these things

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=18&v=CcC-RPq388g
>scream and shout at the top of our lungs at a cinema screen
what the FUCK is wrong with yanks

FOLC

>when you're trying to make a new thread anywhere

how do i give up porn/related stuff

thanks for the (You), kind stranger

I'll be at Manchester Victoria in 15 minutes for my meetup

Wish me luck!

(Girl mode but no make up)

Withdrawal symptoms increasing
SOMEONE GET ME A BEER OR 10

Help me lads

country of manchildren

"aren't jokes supposed to be funny"

Your jaws going to get rocked

"haha good one, I can already tell we have chemistry [wink emoji]"

love my cat simple as

america is the worst first world country

Tell her to jump in the bin the fucking cringe factory.
Oor just call her ugly, the girls LOVE it

>chemist
>not having any sense of jokes

Oh no no no most of the snow has melted overnight I really hope we end up with a white Christmas :(

"Too bad you aren't an archaeologist though, I've got a big bone that needs examining..."

NaH IS sodium and hydrogen you daft bint

post fucking machines

When was the last time you had sex?

"You won't get a reaction out of me"

Oh the bottle-o closes in 5 mins can't really get a drink now anyway lads
Now how to get to sleep...

do you love sue

>America
>first world

>saying the punch-line of the joke which never interest any one.
autist

Mind your own business ked

I've got a female on my bed right now

any black guys in?

CRINGE. CRIIIINGE. CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE. CRIIIIINNNNGGEEEEEE. OH MY GOD THATS SO CRINGE

Bitch?

I've got a female pussy on my bed right now

nah jks my cat died last week

thats good

wtf just found a spider in my fucking hair

stole some aussie's cat and replaced it with a dead one

Love those hats

Would like a Brit police gf me

Haha x

have wider then average hips

oh when the bevvs
oh when the bevvies come marching in

babe you're lighting a bunsen burner right up my arse

be the mother of my children

>then
grats on losing weight

post hatting machines

Watch check lads

First year TEFL lad? Liking it?

...

He's fucking mental, isn't he?

You're the same cunt that posted that the other day aren't you.
Just want to let you know you're a cunt

it's around 21.

>TEFL
It's about English teacher?

Nips vacate the fucking premises immediately.

Nips stay because I like your posts

Yanks vacate the fucking premises immediately.

this is the best one

Fuming the Japanese can walk round with pictures of half naked and suggestively lewd children on their screens just because its there culture

INPEECH BLUMPF
B4 HE GO NUKLEAR DRUMPF
LETS FACE IT
HE RAYCIST
HE GOT MANSIONZ AND MONY
SKIN ORINGE DAT FUNNY
EM READY
MUMS SPAGHETTI

nips>>>>>>>>>>>>Yanks

some weeb in my class does that
plays his eroges in the middle of a lecture too

>premises
What premises are imposed on us?
What a fucking embarrassing culture we have

what are you doing in australia eminem

gonna do a poo
then I'm gonna ride the bike for 25 mins at the gym
then I'm going to drive home, have a shower (maybe) and waste 2.5 hours on Sup Forums before I go to sleep

Didn’t ask

>Get message from girl I like
>Feel on top of the world
>Reply
>Wait for her reply
>Go crazy waiting for reply
>receive reply
And so the cycle continues

Everyone is new and has never discussed English teachers in Asia or been them ever, on Sup Forums for years.
Carry on.

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fucking embarrassing
rorke going absolutely mad in the comments

"STOP SNEERING AT OUR COUNTRY" lmao

just woke up lads

Ah... even if the Japanese standard is used to assess, his deeds are just absurd...

@83217611
don't care that you didn't ask

>yanks are waking up
time to go to sleep

if you're not a virgin then i have a problem with you

>"It does not prevent her from sailing again and her sea trials programme will not be affected."
so its literally nothing

disappointed?

then return to bed in order to sleep forever.

...

Dont understand how someone can teach English in Japan without knowing Japanese beforehand

cringee cringe cringeeeeee so much cringee

...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=a7QYJ7pVhUo

First gf I ever had was a complete attention whore, literally on-text all day.

The latest, second gf is completely laid back. Always up for going out, pays her own way, cuddly; but never messages.

Very jarring, even if I realise that the second situation is infinitely more desirable.

me in a past life

irish blood

fucking potato niggers ruined this country when you were starved by the brits

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absolute fucking kino

Where do fat girls even get the fucking gall to message me? How entitled must they feel

my ancestor :)

howling, idiot got put in his place

In fact, among some of those who teach English in Japan we often hear that they cannot speak Japanese, at least they can a bit.
However they might be so intelligent that they will learn to speak Japanese enough to live here.