*furious typing*

>*furious typing*
>ok, i'm in!

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That pepe is racist. DLT.

>*screen turns red*
>he's got us

>How do I know you're gonna keep your word?
>You don't

i watched "I.T." with pierce brosnan yesterday.
Shit's so full of those dumb things it was bad enough to see it as a comedy

>2011 movie
>party rockers in the house tonight starts playing

>*furious typing*
>okay, I've just hacked into their mainframe. all their servers are compromised
>that's impossible. their firewalls were stronger than any encryptions I've ever seen. the html alone-
>*smirks* not so tough when you're the nastiest hacker on the east coast

>hacker uses a phishing email to gain access to NSA

>opens door and gets inside
>I'm in

>I'm putting together a team
>this guy got expelled for hacking intelligence service X for a bet

>how do i know i can trust you
>you can't

>in English brainiac

>12 years in 'Nam
>purple stars
>second place for ww2
>then he's gone completely off the grid
>who is this guy?
>he's a ghost

>character is a foreigner
>"how you say?"

>character speaks to mexican who obviously knows engrish
>5 words in actual spanish along with english ones with a -o suffix

Good. Now back to Sup Forums with you, Tsing Tsang.

Back to . Sup Forums is a non racist board.

> Sup Forums is a non racist board.

it is when 'jewish degeneracy' and 'SJWs' are in question, but no one should touch muh yellow, slanty eyed cartoon makers.

>pretending this hard to be a white supremacist to impress internet strangers

>Protagonist enters a strip club
>SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE!

>Protagonist enters bar
>Asks for Richie

>*line goes dead*
>"Hello?"

>this guy enters the room
>UP IN THE CLUB!

>muh yellow, slanty eyed cartoon makers.
Delete this. Japs are honorary Aryans, way above those subhuman chinks.

Sup Forums has always been like that

>Japs are honorary Aryans
Is that how you justify your yellow fever?

Japs are the cancer killing Sup Forums.

>Are you okay?
>I'm here aren't I?

> American movie
> Characters are watching black and white slapstick movie in graveyard slot with the footage being shown to in the movie as if it was relevant
What is the meaning of this trope? Is this an all-American pasttime? Do people enjoy those movies? Will movies in eighty years show scenes of people watching 21 jump street and laughing?

>hacker uses a phishing email to gain access to the main person on a POTUS candidate campaign.
Wait...

youtube.com/watch?v=QZboyfaVLM4

>one button press
>"and that's how it's done"

>You can't fire me! I Quit!

>"It's [insert superpower here] time"

>monster holding protagonist off ground
>tosses him across the room instead of killing him

>Are you sure you can hack this system?
>Of course I can, I designed it

>skull and bones flashing on screen with big text YOU ARE BEING HACKED

>"Let me just explain"
>"Oh this oughta be good.."

>uh uh uh, say the magic word

youtube.com/watch?v=Q1CzCQ4eT0g&t=7s

>Character's ex-wife is named Charlotte or Charlene

that pit is VERY lewd
pls delet

holy shit that brings me memories, good times.

>Only 3 people can break this code
>and you?
>I designed it

>furious typing
>opens door and walks inside
>I'm in

>What was that website called?
>[email protected]

THE HIGHSCORE

>"I can't get this damn thing to work"
>Aloof braniac character casually walks over and presses one button
>It starts working

>game casino scene
>no one is winning the slots
>down in the dumps character walking by
>pulls the lever
>WINNER! * * (coins coming out nonstop
>keeps walking

Technically, this shit does happen in real life.

>That price on my head, was that dead or alive?
>See if he starts shooting.

HelllooooooOoOoooooOoOooOoOo

>...and your other firewall

>it's jew gassing time
How did Raimi do it?

>the braniac one is a woman

>*furiously fucking*
>okay, I'm in

>it ain't me starts playing
>United States declares war on vietnam

Point me to 5(five) instances in my life where this happens, I dare you

>Character travels to another country, gets arrested or kidnapped.
>"I´m an american!"

You feel white supremacy is "impressive"?

Just shut up. Take these tickets and get the ChuckE doll.

>sheds skin
>leaves it for the homeless to sleep in
>prodigal fucks that nautical
>teaches bitches how to swim
>"I'm in!"

>movie has cockroaches
>they're all Madagascar hissing cockroaches
>nowhere near Madagascar

>*furious typing*
>are you in yet?
>it's not that simple actually
5 seconds later
>I'm in

>we're taking over this case

>movie has a poster
>is incredibly misleading

>the bottom jaw goes up and down and does that generic "Haw Haw Haw Haw" generic demon laugh

>it's a 2 day job
>you have 30 minutes
>i'll do it in 20

>weebing this hard

50 bombs was not enough
kys

>it's a 2 day job
>you have 30 minutes
>i'll do it in 20
>goddamnit Smith, you've got 15!

>I...I CAN'T DO IT!
>YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY IN

They unironically do this in The Flash

>fought in every major American military battle from Yorktown to Fallujah
>7 medals of honor, 16 purple hearts, and the Pour Le Mérite
>been trained by the CIA, FBI, NSA, KGB, SAS, MI6, TSA, and the BBC
>Then, one day, he disappears. We have no idea where he is for 13 years
>"Until..."
>Until yesterday when he called in from a gas station in Boise, Idaho claiming responsibility for the Lincoln assassination

>it's a 2 day job
>you have 30 minutes
>i'll do it in 20
>goddamnit Smith, you've got 15
>it's already done

>damnit Johnson, it was supposed to be done 3 weeks ago!
>The mayor, the chief and the DA are breathing down my neck!
>That's it, you're suspended, give me your gun and your badge!

>and your other one

keked

You guys watch lots of movies hey?

>antagonist/monster walks towards him and is actually going to kill him this time
>protagonists friend who you briefly forgot about arrives and shoots antagonist
>"am I late?"

>2 hackers for the job
>dude is a fat fuck slop
>other is a chick that's fine A.F.

Has there ever been a female convicted of hacking irl?...Like actual hacking and not just snooping het boyfriends yahoo mail account?

>villain has the hero on the ropes
>gun pointed straight at the hero's head
>"any last words, hero?"
>just as he's about to shoot, a car/bike drifts onto him, killing him instantly
>hero's friend steps out, having overcome whatever difference he and the hero had in the 2nd act
>"I'm not late, am I, friend?"

>in the forest
>gun is about to be fired
>camera switches to treetop view
>*BANG*
>*CAW CAW CAW CAW*

>camera goes back to the two people
>guy with the gun stumbles
>drops gun and falls to the ground
>main character's sidekick or best friend that "died" earlier in the movie is holding a smoking gun

>guy show up at the end of the movie
>he didn't kill him

ive yet to see one of these dumb frog posts that has actually happened in either a flick, a kinograf, a movie, or even a joint ffs

Watch more video, ffs

>socially awkward outcast type
>has healthy circle of friends

>social outcast
>gets laid within the first five minutes of the first episodes
>gets laid again ten minutes later, in case the normies failed to relate to 30 minutes without sex

don't you guys get tired of posting the same shit in literally every thread. I don't care where you fuck off to, but goddamn in the last month I have read Sup Forums, reddit, sjw, drumpf, more than I have ever wanted to in my entire life

> 'i need more time goddamnit'
> opens box
> 'nearly there'
> steps in box
> 'i'm in.'

>what took ya so long?!
>i had unfinished business

I see them in current movies at the theater all the time. I make sure to remember them and frogpost them as soon as I get home.

>female character is suppose to be attractive
>she doesn't have giant tits

>It's more than a mile out, impossible shot.
>*slow mo*

> good twin kills evil twin
> end of film realise evil twin pretended to be good twin all along

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