Rock is having a twitter meltdown because critics are trashing his movie

Rock is having a twitter meltdown because critics are trashing his movie.

Will Baywatch be the end of the Rock?

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I never liked the Rock. He's like Schwarzenegger if someone sucked all the charisma out of him and left him out in the sun too long.

>this adult child wants to run for president
jesus christ

What's even the point of responding, you just look desperate, especially if you go for that passive aggressive nonsense, all he's missing is a 'sweetie'

Trump curse. JUST

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>laughed their asses off

>yay

Fucking kek
It was inevitable

>critic didn't like it
>but I'll say he secretly loved it without proof because I'm obviously not a shitty actor in a crappy comedy movie

he's no trump

Really? I always thought Schwarzenegger lacked charisma.

He'd be the perfect successor to Drumpf, AKA the Manchild-in-Chief.

Why is he using black emojis? Does he identify as black?

>people just want to laugh and have fun

This is yet another reason the Rock will never succeed Arnold.

he's half black half polynesian

No wonder he attached himself to the DCEU, can't wait to see him body slam some overweight 30 year old blogger for bashing justice league

I think he's right and it's just sjw critics trashing it because they can't handle the bantz

I guess it's hard to take criticism if it was your passion project, but still. Just let it go. You're not gonna change people's minds with a 140 character limit post.

>The Pebble

He looks more hawaii than black

He's whatever he needs to be to snag a demographic, white, Polynesian, samoan black etc.

Kek. He literally has that Trump delusion.

2020 presidency confirmed

we'll see who's delusional when this thing tops the box office this weekend

you can see the gay in his comments.

Still true.

Dwayne please get help

Straight out of Trump's playbook.

Johnson 2024.

>using emojis
i thought only girls did that unironically on twitter and instagram

>extremely high scores from people who are fans of the film

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>fans are loving it.
Isn't that the definition of a fan?

Is Baywatch really R rated?

Based Big Dave Batista is winning,I guess.

Only haters and losers pretend to dislike Baywatch.

i went on his twitter to look for people trashing it but i cant find shit
this thread topic is not as funny as i first thought

Yes, and critics can't handle it

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i never liked his fruity ass. im glad this shit movie is tanking so he can be more mad and show his true colors. hes a phoney action star.

I hope Alexandra isn't as bummed about the ratings.

Are there seriously baywatch """""fans?"""""

I stopped liking Rock after his youtube "Rock Reacts" shit. It's just him watching shit from his hey-day talking about how cool and shit he is. Dude's constantly sucking his own dick.

Should have stuck to wrestling. His acting is still WWE tier.

Isn't rock running as republican

Poor soul

>Have twitter meltdown
>Want to race in 2020 presidential elections

His following a clear path

Wait, does that mean it has some nice topless DaDDario's?

ITT: jabronis

they are jelly because he had his BBC inside mammario

I'd get her bummed if you catch my drift.

I have a lot of normies as friends. Shit ton of emojis and ebonic talk even though they're not black. Weird shit is I understood every single word of Ebonics. Fuck.

>listening to reviews of comedies

so now Sup Forums loves RT

He's trashed Trump and wants to run against him.

Rock believed he is next Arnie after F&F success, not realizing he sucks dick and F&F is popular because of dumb explosions,"familiamamaiala" and being pleb enough that ghetto fuck/chinks can understand it.

Sounds like the movie might be more sausage than veal

>Just turn your brain off dude it's fun

This dude has been in a ton of shitty rated films why is this one biting at his ass?

I bet you unironically watch BLACKED porn too, cuck

He's literally employing doing the:

>"evil critique" defence

Lel. Vince paid off critics to trash Baywatch after the Rock tried to strong arm him from the FF franchise.

It's entirely her fault for not showing her tits.
The movie would be the highest grossing of the year if she had.

I heard The Rock hangs dong

>60 million budget

FUCKING HOW?!?

Some female critics thought that he attacked her beacuse of her gender

Damage control in full effect

Not gonna lie, former Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching the Rock crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this dude get his hands on the nuclear codes.

Wait, Is rotten tomatoes a paid off shill site? Or a highly respected review source?

Which one is it this week?

thats some good shilling

20 million for The Rock, 40 million for the rest.

@realDwayneJohnson: Everyone is talking about how great my new Baywatch movie is. Total Success! Audiences and studio VERY HAPPY

this, what a worthless bitch, show your tits lady

First.

The establishment Republicans trash Trump all the time and want him gone. There's really very little difference between Dems and Repubs at this point aside from a few superficial issues. The Rock simply has to say "I'm Republican", throw out a few "I'd like to thank God"s, and people will eat it up.

Fuck literally all of you i love Duane the rock Johnson.

I sure hope so. Only in a country that calls play acting on a boxing ring a sport could such an empty ball of muscle become a celebrity.

I do not think she cares, she know very well she stars in trash but as long as she gets paid she is okay.

many such cases!

Dwayne SEETHING

So are there fucking bewbs or what

I know it's popular internationally but people in America know it's a silly meme show, never met anyone who unironically considers themselves a "fan".

God so much this. His "Poke-Rock" video with Seth Rogan to cash in on Pokoman Go was the most cringe thing I've ever seen. He tries so hard to latch onto every trend so people don't forget he exists even though he plays the same "quirky buff guy with a hear of gold" in every movie

There's definitely fans of the tv show, which was incredibly popular at its height.

what does that mean?

Based Rocky working the fa/tv/irgin "film buffs" into a shoot

>"quirky buff guy with a hear of gold"

That's literally him IRL tho

None. Just like in the original baywatch.

With all the obvious steroids? Even if at one point he did have a huge cock I'm sure the steorids have shrunk it down significantly.
That can be Johnson's new movie
>"Honey I shrunk the dong"

He'd like to disappoint her in bed.

I like dong, but I don't wanna see that, it doesn't sound aesthetic at all.

That doesn't necessarily make him not Republican.

Jesus Christ

DURN TO YAH!

kek thats some prime beta behavior for a dude named "the Rock"

JUST

Am I retarded for not knowing what the alternative he's referring to is?

Most Republicans hate Trump, and love Pence.

the fuck

is he always like this when his films released and are received poorly? Is he honestly choosing BAYWATCH of all movies as his hill to die on?

shitting yourself

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