I need some informations about the German parliament

Hey guys i just wanted to have some information about the german parliament.

When do the politician gather? What time. What day. When they dont.

A detailed map of the Building. Even a turistic one is good.

Exits and entrances.

When is the the day with the highest number of politican? Here in Italy there are few politician if there is nothing to vote. Is it the same for the german parliament?

More questions:

Where does the Cancellor live?

What is the story of thr building?

There is a map for that? Even a turistic map if there is nothing more detailed.

Thats it for now.

I'm writing this because im a historian and im interested in the german history and political life.

Thank you.

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bundestag.de/sitzungskalender
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Reichstagsgebäude?uselang=de
tagesspiegel.de/berlin/brandenburgi/uckermark/das-zuhause-der-kanzlerin-wo-wohnt-angela-merkel-wirklich/10677804.html
youtube.com/watch?v=aB2yqeD0Nus
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t. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

>ayy lmao i'm going to try subtly sound like I'm orchestrating a terrorist plot: the thread

Back to slapping dough back and forth you go, Paolo.

Are you fucking retarded?

Im a fucking historian, have you fucking read what i have just written?

T.alberto barbosa you greasy nigger

Well, historically march your way back to your designated pizzeria, Paolo. The motherland's efforts are in dire need of your labour.

t. Verfassungsschutz

historically let the niggers fuck your ass alberto.

Now suck my dick you irrelevant country.

>you irrelevant country

Haha~

Sure, "Italy". Sure.

>Portugal
>relevant

prove it

>"italy"
>relevant

You're too funny, Paolo. Tell me more about yourself.

Italy is like 10x better than Portugal.

>not actually answering

Not even a challenge agaisnt barbosa

This is why I love Sup Forums unlike that reddit tier bullshit board Sup Forums, a fight can erupt at any second between two totally different random nationalities

The cuckish union relishing in their faux beliefs of auto-relevancy.

Literally cannot be fabricated. You saw it here first, folks.

>italian intellectuals

>I'm writing this because im a historian and im interested in the german history and political life.
Riiiiight

oy vey

there's a comfy park behind the Reichstag. there's music aired to feel the heritage of Adolf Jacob Hitler, whose sperm was used to create in a Lab... Angela Hitler Merkel.

>That moment when your hell hole of colony turns out to be more relevant than you

>Hey guys i just wanted to have some information about the german parliament.
>When do the politician gather? What time. What day. When they dont.
كل يوم هو مختلف، حاول هذا الموقع: phoenix.de/content/895853
>A detailed map of the Building. Even a turistic one is good.
>Exits and entrances.
انظر الصورة بلدي
>When is the the day with the highest number of politican? Here in Italy there are few politician if there is nothing to vote. Is it the same for the german parliament?
نعم، ليس علينا سوى الانتظار لاحتمال المقبلة لفرض الشريعة، والجميع سوف يكون هناك لاظهار دعمهم
>More questions:
>Where does the Cancellor live?
لها الحريم هو في Kanzleramt
>What is the story of thr building?
>There is a map for that? Even a turistic map if there is nothing more detailed.
قد ترغب في محاولة هذا واحد: espazium.ch/uploads/MTQzODMyODM5OC0zNjc1ODk1MTUwLTUzMjAtMjI=.jpg
>Thats it for now.
>I'm writing this because im a historian and im interested in the german history and political life.
>Thank you.
وأنا أيضا مؤرخ، والعمل في ألمانيا والتي تركز على المراحل الأولى من "الاباحية الألمانية. مرحبا بكم في القائمة الآن يطير.

اللعبة!

ها، حصلت لك هناك، أليس كذلك؟

You might think your troll thread is amusing,but that doesn't mean that you're immune from getting your door kicked off.

ITS HAPPENING

"لا قائمة الطاير" بدلا من "لا قائمة ذبابة". أنا شاذ جنسيا، آسف.

That's as good as it gets for those east-faring quasi-mongos who call themselves "Italians".

Yeah, man. Namibia sure has been doing well. I feel for you.

bump, cuz "reasons"

OP kek be upon you

GERMANY YES!

>portugal
>relevant
>being relevant today
I actually never heard of you, no where.

How does it feel being this shit?

Even fucking brasil is more relevant than you, fucking brasil.

>I'm writing this because im a historian and im interested in the german history and political life.

I wish you luck and success in your historic mission user. You can do it.

I dont speak arabic but i want to thank you for your help!

I will go to germany soon so i can see it personally and study it better, this is huge for me.

Thanks again.

I hope you write history user, nomsayin?

Make sure you have a heavy Italian moostash that you can slyly take off as you leave your 'studies' behind.

Whoa, slow the fuck down Abdal

Is it alright to announce that you've reported a post in a case like this?

Why would you do that? Because he writes in different letters? Fucking racist pig.

>When do the politician gather? What time. What day. When they dont.
This is laid out in detail here: bundestag.de/sitzungskalender

Currently, they are on vacation.

>A detailed map of the Building. Even a turistic one is good.
You can find pictures and plans on wikipedia and various other internet sources.
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Reichstagsgebäude?uselang=de
You can also tour the Reichstag and I am sure they will give you a plan there.

>Exits and entrances.
See above, as far as I know there are many exits and entrances in addition to the main entrance.

>When is the the day with the highest number of politican? Here in Italy there are few politician if there is nothing to vote. Is it the same for the german parliament?
Typically when the parliament reconvenes all politicians are present in late August / early September.

>More questions:
>Where does the Cancellor live?
Merkel lives in Berlin-Mitte, Am Kupfergraben 6. tagesspiegel.de/berlin/brandenburgi/uckermark/das-zuhause-der-kanzlerin-wo-wohnt-angela-merkel-wirklich/10677804.html

It isn't guarded well, 2 years ago, common thieves broke in and stole their TV set, clothes and a bit of jewellery and a picture of Adenauer.

>What is the story of thr building?
Merkel just lives in a normal building, there is no story.

>There is a map for that? Even a turistic map if there is nothing more detailed.
You can get a map at the local authorities, but only if you say you want to buy it or are a neighbor. But it is just a normal house, see pic related. They typically have an elderly policeman guard it off and on.

>Thats it for now.
>I'm writing this because im a historian and im interested in the german history and political life.
Hope I could help!

please be aware that every vistor has to go through airport like controls and metal detectors before entering

just so you are aware and dont get too inconvenienced

v& incoming

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Make us proud user

you are a huge piece of shit faggot

>even a hugely populous country whose land spreads far and wide into the resource-rich american content is more relevant than you

Am I supposed to feel bad about the fact that a country with twenty times my country's population and nearly a hundred time the size is "more relevant" than my own?

I get it. You're quite the educated italian - you speak english and all (not so well, but for damn well near perfection for italian standards) - but by damn are you fucking stupid under a more generalized light.

Get your head out of your ass, Paolo.

fuck off muzzie

I love Merkel

(and the BND)

FUCK NAZIS

>tldr; How do I get onto BND's watchlist?

GTFO Muhammed

How's the WiFi in the mental asylum, Mehmet? Good enough to stream your bootleg sheep-shagging pornographic material, I hope.

stfu Barbosa, no one cares. Know your place.

Kek confirms happening in August/September or even earlier

رقمين تكرار تؤكد!

I havent even read, i have other plans to think about.

Fuck off barbosa.

Amazing informations. Thank you very very much.

Actually didnt think you people would help an historian like me but i was wrong.

I cant wait to put all of these things togheter to have a more clear view of everything.


Thanks again!

fuckn lol

youtube.com/watch?v=aB2yqeD0Nus

A plane is a useful research tool too user. Good Luck.

Posting in a historic thread.

Hi mum, I love you.

Why would muslims want to attack politicians? Muslims love our politicians, like blacks love your democrats.

OP going to get v&.

I really don't understand why people make jokes like this.

Friendly reminder that this thread is monitored by BND

>OP going to get v&.
Germany does not have an internet secret service. And they have no access to IPs on Sup Forums.

And why should they visit a historian anyway?

Best thread ever

>Friendly reminder that this thread is monitored by BND
The BND has other things to do, like posting on Facebook and checking other people's Facebook status. Ah, plus talking to the CIA about whether the CIA has any clues about terror attacks in Germany.

Making a thread asking about public fucking informations

I literally didnt say anything illegal, anything that could mean i want to make something stupid

What re you talking about? This is not murica where you get arrested for loving to be white.

Toastin in ebic bread

I WISH A NIGGA WOULD

>other plans
Dwelling on life's dilemas, I see. For an italian, that must be choosing toppings for one's pizza.

For a portguese must be choosing which jamal cock to suck

Just that Merkel does not live in the Bundestag

btw. 100 guards, some conscripts, must be 1.85m+

Found something for you

You're right. You italians really are smart; you just suck your own & your mothers'.

Somebody cap this and draw a muslim sweating at his computer

>Where does the Chancellor live?

This is literally the only thing you need to know. That WE need to know.

i fuck your mother while slaughter your daddy

...

You disgusting necophilliac.

All of this info is available for free on the internet, nice attempt at trolling though

They started to post cops with machine guns in central berlin last week, so good luck to anyone who tries it.

The greek parliament in 2010 had Blackwater snipers protecting it from rioting protestors when they couldnt trust the police anymore.

>I'm writing this because im a historian and im interested in the german history and political life.

...

> They started to post cops with machine guns in central berlin last week, so good luck to anyone who tries it.

Cops now oppress historians in Germany?

I was only joking, by the way, Paolo. Just banter. No need to go on a shooting spree.

We're all brothers here.

Post yfw the Reichstag blows up in a week

...

>83218614
Are you planing to pull the fire alarm?

>Cops now oppress historians in Germany?
For more than 70 years, cops and authorities in Germany have oppressed and imprisoned historians.

You better read up on this shit. Germany and Austria are still leaving in an un-free occupation zone thanks to America.

>>>mfw we are the interational elements

Better stay out of Berlin for a while, krauts. You don't want to be hindering Mario with his "studies".

>A detailed map of the Building. Even a turistic one is good.
wewl ad

>Notice me, BND-sempai~ ~ ~

حظا سعيدا! الله يكون معكم! youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

هل تحب لطيف الفتيات السوريين الشباب، الذين بالصدفة قد يحدث لديهم فتاة القضيب لطيف؟ أنا في بون، يملك شقة كاملة لنفسي، ويبحثون عن بعض الجهادية الخام ليمارس الجنس مع بلدي قليلا حفرة فتاة.

What does this say? I can't read German.

No waifu for you, leaf. She's mine.

OP is going to save Europe and you're all in here calling him an Arab

thanks guys