Having a girl over tonight

>having a girl over tonight

I need a good kino that's guaranteed to get me laid

Ex Machina

anything with classic Paul Dano

Bridge to Terabithia.

HARRy potter

Mean Girls.

Ghost Dad

Harry Potter. The one where Harry kisses Hermione

freddy got fingered

Satantango

la la land
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Any horror

American beauty gets any bitch with daddy issues horny user.

Master and Commander

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Spanish soup operas, I don't know what it is, but they work like a fucking charm, that's the secret for the hispanics birthrates.

put on transformers and try to time your cumshot with optimus yelling autobots roll out

My niBBa Wes Anderson got me laid 3 times last year. The casual sex scene in The Darjeeling Limited is the best for it.

Wizards or American Pop both directed by Ralph Bakshi

Women will never understand

Blue is the Warmest Color

Back Door Sluts 5

Jack and Jill

>I need a good kino that's guaranteed to get me laid

Try pairing literally any movie ever made that doesn't feature graphic rape and isn't fedoracore with you being a stable likable decent human being.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

>have a girl over
>decide to put some a romantic bullshit flick to get laid
>put breakfast at tiffany's
>During the final kiss scene the girl went for the kiss but she stopped when she saw me cry

No need to say that I didn't get laid that night

just watch In Bruges user.

Unironic non-meme answer: Moonrise Kingdom

Sweet, comfy, shows you're sensitive, but also with a tinge of innocent youthful sexuality

50 shades of grey

watch the leftovers. The main dude will get her soakin and if it goes well you have an easy second date.

Sharknado

irreversible

But the actual show (the first season anyway) is ridiculously depressing. Not really a good tone setter

your a fag

latest episode of BLACKED.

Gone girl

Tucker & Dale vs Evil

Trust me

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>your a fag

You're, you fucking yokel.

>girl went for the kiss
learn to take control m80

Bronson or Mean Girls

Deep Throat

The Girl Next Door. The one with Elisha Cuthbert, not the one about torture rape.

>funny
>rom-com in disguise
>very sexual

Sunshine of the spotless mind

you're not supposed to watch kino with a girl
horror movies or romcoms are the way to go

I dislike both but horror can at least be bearable

Something easy to understand

fucking kek this would dry up pussy like a raisin but OP would enjoy the shit out of it

Unfaithful

Show her your an alpha, no pussy shit:
Boondock Saints
American History X
Fight Club
The Dark Knight

>nerd shit

this. it's a pussy magnet.

The greatest story never told.

horror works well

30 mins into the movie youll both stop paying atention and you cant start groping her

Lost in translation or one of those crappy movies with Hugh Grant, despite of what the internet may say, girls don't care for action movies, sci fi or capeshit.

>The VVitch
>She will shriek in terror and dread
>She will grab onto you and hold you close
>You will say, 'ok, it's ok, i'm here,' and console her
>And the rest, as they say, is history

Triumph of the Will

Das Boot

This and Synecdoche NY for sure

The Notebook, user.

This works. It has no dialogue and nice imagery so you can talk over it. Make sure you have a bottle of good wine with you.

For all intensive purposes, proper grammar is for fags like you.

You may as well tattoo "Reddit" onto your head.

If she's already willing to watch a movie, she's already made up her mind to fuck you. Just skip the movie and fuck her when she comes over after giving her a few drinks

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>Cartoons.

Watch metropolis or something to pretend that you are a sophisticated human being.

50 first dates

>bust our you classiest fedora, OP, bitches love rebbit!

>Shes gonna be inside your house.
Unless you sperg out, bitch gonna fuck you.

Never show her Drive. You have to pretend to be Ryan Gosling from Drive without her knowing that you're impersonating the character.

so none of them?

And tough guy rubes with no cinematic intelligence like you are a diamond dozen!

>kino

Only permavirgins think any girl is interested in Kino

Put on some dumb action comedy and get youself laid faggot

this, dumb enough for a girl and yet you can make her think it's kino

>L'illusionniste, a French Oscar-nominated cartoon
>not sophisticated cartoon
either you are a pleb or underage.

Watch a horror movie with a empowered woman, Alien for example. shell ride your cock to the moon

Any Blacked kino.

This was the first movie I watched with an ex.

It became strangely appropriate with the way things worked out.

A Kiarostami film such as The Wind Will Carry Us or Taste of Cherry, I doubt you'll make it all the way through without a little hanky panky if you know what i mean.

literally anything with jackie chan in it. not even joking

The first Alien movie. Calm and slow burning and with sexual themes that'll make for some perfect queues for cuddles when the cat jumpscares happen.

Sleepless in Seattle.

Annie Hall. Anything by Woody Allen.

Black Dynamite

American Horror Story Season 1
Just spooky enough to make her hold your hand, just sexy enough to nudge her in that direction. It's not a kino, so you can joke around and crack wise, showing her your trademark wit.

that was the joke, thank you for commenting. Try another website, maybe.

How do you guys even cum from sex? Pussy feels good but it just doesn't have enough friction to get me over the edge

This, classic choice, but the 'anything' applies to women of some intelligence as they just wouldnt get many of his films. Normal/limited female intelligence, i'd go with the light, comfy Midnight in Paris.

you'd pick a movie where the girl is cheating on the guy?

Imagination/touching her feet

Same here, i'm a chronic masturbator so i am unable to cum, although i never tried it raw

sweet home alabama

Brokeback Mountain. I'm serious.

It worked 3 times for me.

It's also a good film

Which are you referring to, cant remember if Rachel McAdams was cheating on Owen Wilson, but yea, we're not talking about marriage here, just a night of some cheeky kino and kisses. It's romantic.

once you get bored go super fast and imagine she's someone else that's more attractive

>soup operas

in midnight in paris she is cheating. tho it really doesnt matter because you should be doing the fun stuff within 30 min

She's an 18 year old 8/10 with a 10/10 ass. I still can't blow

>How do you guys even cum from sex? Pussy feels good but it just doesn't have enough friction to get me over the edge

>she cums first
>you're nowhere near close
>she's over it, drying up 'are you gonna cum???'
>'y-yea'
>You can tell she hates it, you're stressing out
>Your erection's gone, It's over
>'s-sorry'

go sanic speeds when you want it to end

Take the condom off and spank it onto her belly or butt my man

have you tried men