>having a girl over tonight
I need a good kino that's guaranteed to get me laid
>having a girl over tonight
I need a good kino that's guaranteed to get me laid
Ex Machina
anything with classic Paul Dano
Bridge to Terabithia.
HARRy potter
Mean Girls.
Ghost Dad
Harry Potter. The one where Harry kisses Hermione
freddy got fingered
Satantango
la la land
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Any horror
American beauty gets any bitch with daddy issues horny user.
Master and Commander
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Spanish soup operas, I don't know what it is, but they work like a fucking charm, that's the secret for the hispanics birthrates.
put on transformers and try to time your cumshot with optimus yelling autobots roll out
My niBBa Wes Anderson got me laid 3 times last year. The casual sex scene in The Darjeeling Limited is the best for it.
Wizards or American Pop both directed by Ralph Bakshi
Women will never understand
Blue is the Warmest Color
Back Door Sluts 5
Jack and Jill
>I need a good kino that's guaranteed to get me laid
Try pairing literally any movie ever made that doesn't feature graphic rape and isn't fedoracore with you being a stable likable decent human being.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
>have a girl over
>decide to put some a romantic bullshit flick to get laid
>put breakfast at tiffany's
>During the final kiss scene the girl went for the kiss but she stopped when she saw me cry
No need to say that I didn't get laid that night
just watch In Bruges user.
Unironic non-meme answer: Moonrise Kingdom
Sweet, comfy, shows you're sensitive, but also with a tinge of innocent youthful sexuality
50 shades of grey
watch the leftovers. The main dude will get her soakin and if it goes well you have an easy second date.
Sharknado
irreversible
But the actual show (the first season anyway) is ridiculously depressing. Not really a good tone setter
your a fag
latest episode of BLACKED.
Gone girl
Tucker & Dale vs Evil
Trust me
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>your a fag
You're, you fucking yokel.
>girl went for the kiss
learn to take control m80
Bronson or Mean Girls
Deep Throat
The Girl Next Door. The one with Elisha Cuthbert, not the one about torture rape.
>funny
>rom-com in disguise
>very sexual
Sunshine of the spotless mind
you're not supposed to watch kino with a girl
horror movies or romcoms are the way to go
I dislike both but horror can at least be bearable
Something easy to understand
fucking kek this would dry up pussy like a raisin but OP would enjoy the shit out of it
Unfaithful
Show her your an alpha, no pussy shit:
Boondock Saints
American History X
Fight Club
The Dark Knight
>nerd shit
this. it's a pussy magnet.
The greatest story never told.
horror works well
30 mins into the movie youll both stop paying atention and you cant start groping her
Lost in translation or one of those crappy movies with Hugh Grant, despite of what the internet may say, girls don't care for action movies, sci fi or capeshit.
>The VVitch
>She will shriek in terror and dread
>She will grab onto you and hold you close
>You will say, 'ok, it's ok, i'm here,' and console her
>And the rest, as they say, is history
Triumph of the Will
Das Boot
This and Synecdoche NY for sure
The Notebook, user.
This works. It has no dialogue and nice imagery so you can talk over it. Make sure you have a bottle of good wine with you.
For all intensive purposes, proper grammar is for fags like you.
You may as well tattoo "Reddit" onto your head.
If she's already willing to watch a movie, she's already made up her mind to fuck you. Just skip the movie and fuck her when she comes over after giving her a few drinks
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>Cartoons.
Watch metropolis or something to pretend that you are a sophisticated human being.
50 first dates
>bust our you classiest fedora, OP, bitches love rebbit!
>Shes gonna be inside your house.
Unless you sperg out, bitch gonna fuck you.
Never show her Drive. You have to pretend to be Ryan Gosling from Drive without her knowing that you're impersonating the character.
so none of them?
And tough guy rubes with no cinematic intelligence like you are a diamond dozen!
>kino
Only permavirgins think any girl is interested in Kino
Put on some dumb action comedy and get youself laid faggot
this, dumb enough for a girl and yet you can make her think it's kino
>L'illusionniste, a French Oscar-nominated cartoon
>not sophisticated cartoon
either you are a pleb or underage.
Watch a horror movie with a empowered woman, Alien for example. shell ride your cock to the moon
Any Blacked kino.
This was the first movie I watched with an ex.
It became strangely appropriate with the way things worked out.
A Kiarostami film such as The Wind Will Carry Us or Taste of Cherry, I doubt you'll make it all the way through without a little hanky panky if you know what i mean.
literally anything with jackie chan in it. not even joking
The first Alien movie. Calm and slow burning and with sexual themes that'll make for some perfect queues for cuddles when the cat jumpscares happen.
Sleepless in Seattle.
Annie Hall. Anything by Woody Allen.
Black Dynamite
American Horror Story Season 1
Just spooky enough to make her hold your hand, just sexy enough to nudge her in that direction. It's not a kino, so you can joke around and crack wise, showing her your trademark wit.
that was the joke, thank you for commenting. Try another website, maybe.
How do you guys even cum from sex? Pussy feels good but it just doesn't have enough friction to get me over the edge
This, classic choice, but the 'anything' applies to women of some intelligence as they just wouldnt get many of his films. Normal/limited female intelligence, i'd go with the light, comfy Midnight in Paris.
you'd pick a movie where the girl is cheating on the guy?
Imagination/touching her feet
Same here, i'm a chronic masturbator so i am unable to cum, although i never tried it raw
sweet home alabama
Brokeback Mountain. I'm serious.
It worked 3 times for me.
It's also a good film
Which are you referring to, cant remember if Rachel McAdams was cheating on Owen Wilson, but yea, we're not talking about marriage here, just a night of some cheeky kino and kisses. It's romantic.
once you get bored go super fast and imagine she's someone else that's more attractive
>soup operas
in midnight in paris she is cheating. tho it really doesnt matter because you should be doing the fun stuff within 30 min
She's an 18 year old 8/10 with a 10/10 ass. I still can't blow
>How do you guys even cum from sex? Pussy feels good but it just doesn't have enough friction to get me over the edge
>she cums first
>you're nowhere near close
>she's over it, drying up 'are you gonna cum???'
>'y-yea'
>You can tell she hates it, you're stressing out
>Your erection's gone, It's over
>'s-sorry'
go sanic speeds when you want it to end
Take the condom off and spank it onto her belly or butt my man
have you tried men