In light of recent news, let's see what life is like for your average HYDRA Agent.
This is Hank Johnson, Agent of HYDRA
Hank Johnson, Agent of HYDRA Storytime
Sebastian Davis
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Xavier Hernandez
Thanks OP this book is swell
James Bailey
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Angel Hill
>I'm so sorry for your loss. Hail Hydra.
That may be the funniest thing I've ever read.
Michael Butler
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Brayden Morgan
And that's it folks. Hope you enjoyed it.
HAIL HYDRA!
Matthew Campbell
I saw someone posting saying that this book, Marvel employees having HYDRA merch, and the new Cap twist all trend towards Marvel being eerily anti-semetic.
and I couldn't figure out how they included this book in it. You could've swapped Hydra out with almost any of the other big groups and still had pretty much all the same jokes.
Hunter Rodriguez
yeah but Jack Kirby man
JACK KIRBY WAS JEWISH
Ethan Morris
its weird too, since its not like Marvel is really hurting in the jewish employee area.
Kevin Cruz
Normies associate Hydra 100% with Nazis nowadays since EMH had to Hydra up everything Nazi to get on TV
Kevin Hernandez
EMH? Please, it's all about the movies
Ryder Adams
>the moved bob over to fox
COMEDY GOLD
Robert Campbell
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Dominic Gonzalez
Literally nothing in this comic book indicates anything Anti Semetic. HYDRA in this is just a criminal organization, nothing more. It happens to employ regular people with regular people problems.
Kevin Sanchez
Damn, I'm working for Hydra now
Hail Hydra!
Wyatt Gutierrez
You should kill yousrself
Andrew Reed
>The Nets playing the Knicks in the playoffs
One of the funniest jokes in this book.
t. Knicks fan
Kayden Nelson
I'm just trying to say that previously Hydra was a stand in for nazis in the old comic book.
But now a days the super hero universe has its own intricate soap opera universe that shouldn't be compared to our world.
Yet sadly now movie fans want to get into the comic and are forced to comprehend the comic universe that plays off of itself, not the real world, while the movies play off of the real world. So new fans that can't switch to that mindset of a different universe for the comics and we get shit like red skull=trump and hydra=nazi. Even though literally none of that mattered prior to these new people. Hydra and Red skull were just bad guys before all this nonsense. Jack Kirby and other creators back then had that real world approach, but thats not what is popular right now.
Nicholas Brown
I love it! I was always a little "Meh!" about the Foes of Spider-Man. But I like that formula here.
Brody Perry
>I'm just trying to say that previously Hydra was a stand in for nazis in the old comic book.
No it wasn't. If anything, it was a stand-in for the commies. When they wanted to use nazis, they just used Nazis.
Wyatt Turner
This was fucking excellent, thanks for the storytime OP.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I want to be sexually harassed by Madame Hydra
Parker Allen
You have a point there, they would just draw Cap punching hitler when they wanted to do so. It wasn't until years after when germany would go all out to hide everything and anything nazi or swastika related. They still do today even.
Jose Diaz
>Rage is there
I don't know why, but this is comedy gold
Adrian Parker
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Dylan Price
Has Bendis
>anti-semetic
Joseph Robinson
...i should go to a drawthread
William Morales
I read it in his voice when Gerry died.
Owen Phillips
Why is Hank's wife such a bitch?
Carson Smith
Why hello new Fetish.
Matthew Baker
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Alexander Williams
Anyone want to bet on her vissecting him if he ever took her up on the offer?
FYI, Dissect is when you cut up a dead frog, Vissect is cutting a live one.
Jordan Turner
>Madam Hydra will never sexually harrass you
Grayson Bennett
Mook vs. mook is awesome!
David Gray
>Spectre symbol from 60's Bond
>Hydra symbol
Clearly a NAZI analogue. Nope. Nothing else it could be.
Landon Wood
casualfag here. Who the fuck is Rage?
Robert Gonzalez
Black SHAZAM basically. He was a black kid with the power to turn into a Giga Nigga. When the Avengers found out that he was actually a kid and not just a roided up black guy, they kicked him out.
Gavin Cook
I'm not sure I believe you but I want it to be true.
Kayden Rivera
This ( marvel.com
Leo Hughes
...who's 14. I guess the chemicals are his shazam thing.
Adam Bailey
>Scarlet Witch costume
Evan Cooper
Wasnt Hydra literally founded by ex axis agents?
Easton Lee
I storytimed this before, and I included my connotations regarding the Secret Wars delays at that time.
Asher Mitchell
Technically, it existed in the orient for centuries before being co-opted by Strucker after the war, but even then, having a former nazi be one of your heads doesn't make you a nazi organization.
They were a riff on SPECTRE from James Bond and played off of communist paranoia more than nazi-ism.