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the black Portuguese gf edition

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46 posts early

sue

braindead passcunt

REAL portuguese girls are cute af, lad.

tranny looking desu

look too jewish

not bothered about sue

ok

that makes it even better

more like pue

really don't enjoy making new threads early gimmick

want the days of waiting till page 8 2bh

they were best days lmao

desu you should always trust your instincts.
if something feels bad in a relationship 99% of the time it's for a reason

lefty/pol/ "paki" here to smack about the Daves, and there is nothing you can do about it

just my type then

Found 190cm on the tinder date lads

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if she's already on tinder meeting other man then you've already lost her essentially

what would she say if you asked to see her messages?

getting the bevvies in

watching the room
absolute kino

anime

>smoking joint out of my window just now
>next door neighbour fetching her dog back from a walk
>cunt of a woman
>never once seen her laugh or smile
>looks at me
>''What's that you're puffing on?!''
>tell her its a rollup
>says it doesn't smell like a rollup
>tell her ''ok, whatever, its weed''
>says she's gonna report me to the old bill
>tell her to do it

Hate this bitch

Matched with a fittie on tinder whos bio is "must be 6+ ft, non smoker, muscular, plays rugby and will stay in and watch netflix with me all day"

What do lads

>The successful application will have extensive experience in data entry, including using the SAP system. Ideally we are looking for a candidate with a track record of showing close attention to detail, and working well in a team environment. You will be well organised, having the ability to multi-task whilst working to a deadline. The successful applicant will take pride in their presentation, and be able to confidently demonstrate excellent communication skills.

She’s usually not too fussed that’s why this came as a surprise she’ll always open Snapchats in front of me and that so this tinder thing has really thrown me

such a shame because Reagan Youth are extremely anti-racist and i can't be arsed explaining to everyone it's just satire.
it's such a good design though, i'm probably going to buy it anyway, but i won't be wearing in public

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Narnia is fucking kino

lmao

Bruhhhhhhhh....................................

Quit smoking and buy a rugby shirt roasties have no concept of height or what qualifies as muscular

brainlet tier requirements

what's worse, sacked or employed the day before Christmas?

howd she know what it smelled like!?!?!?! :0

........alook at this doo.......................

concerned about the repetition of 6

>want a muscular, tall guy that plays sports
>doesn't want them to go to the gym or play sports because they aren't getting attention
>get mad when you turn into a slob because you devoted your time to them

Women

nice

Im 6'1 and unironically built like a brick shithouse

Never played rugby and smoke a pack a day, might just give this roastie shit

if youve lived with people who have smoked weed like i did in uni they reek of it, and i absolutely hate the smell of it so i instantly notice it

Laim Neeson was a good Aslan.

Wait you see the fuckoWOWOOWOWOWOW

you're not meant to devote 100% of your time to them

show some independence for god's sake

post biceps

is it true you fled britain after brexit

hate pakis
simple as

fucking hate rugby birds

owowowowuwouwuowwowowuuwuwowu wu wouw owuowu ow

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tune

>women are no more worthy than a lollipop that has been dropped on the ground

what did he mean by this?

delete this or else

>'They are just racist against ugly men': Hall of Famer Jose Canseco goes on bizarre Twitter rant claiming women only report sexual misconduct when it's an unattractive man

ohhhhh no hu huh uhu hhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Got a lot of stick at the local last night

Might burst in with a 12 gauge and show em' whats what

I'm just saying what women are like. You can't win with them.

Who would WANT to spend all that time with your GF/BF. Spending too much time together is fucking baaaaaaad.

Just look what happens to most relationships after a couple move in together and get married. Then the kids come and its game over

Drying up in conversation
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides fall to pieces
You just sit there wishing you could still make love
They're the ones who'll hate you
When you think you've got the world all sussed out
They're the once who'll spit at you
You'll be the one screaming out

choon
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who is your favourite Brockhampton member and why is it Dom?

talkin' softball mattingly and canseco

>why yes I do ask for relationship advice on a Belarusian stamp collecting forum

portugal does seem like a good country

>in the EU so not a corrupt shithole
>cheap
>sunny
>good girls
>good weather
>beaches

what more can a man ask for?

OH NON ONONON NONONONONONONONONONO

don't leave me dryyyyy

Wahey lads

None of you brainlets may even reply to me any more

all them spics are corrupt

the 'cep

a lot of men stop trying to be attractive and get fat and gross, no wonder women cheat so much

Hit the gym, keep the muscle and stay lean

Karma police>high & dry

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NON ONONO NON ON ONO NNONONO NO NONO NO NONONO NO NONO NO NONONONONONO NONO NON ON ONO NONO

lots of... blacks there

cook us up some heroin la x

good girls exist in every country you absolute incel

and i'm saying you need to read between the lines better

>OH NO OH NO OH NO
>*inhales*
>Rasheed
>Rorke

how to spot Sup Forums

>the eu means no corruption
mong

>gym will grow a face like this

3 days of toil then i've got the week of for 'mas

Clicked on a youtube video only for an advert of Ben Shapiro explaining Hannukah to pop up

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anime?

its literally 3rd world

Don’t exist in Br*tain

pengtugal would be the best place to live if it had enough decent jobs

tried to take a pic of my bicep but my arm just hurt holding it in that pose

Its fine if you stay away of ((big cities))

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

OHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

All drugs are legal too

Small brain: regular cat
Big Brain: fat cat
Ascended brain: Slightly fat cat

WISH FIS BLOODY BRAZIL POSTER WOULD FUCK OFF

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

you talk the most bollocks here

Is that a glorified gokart?

very cool any more

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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doing a read

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OHHHHHHHHHH NONOONONON ONO NO NON O NO NO NO

NOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nearly 4000

shur twas great alright begorrah and begob

Royalty cant get divorced unless you're big fat fucking henry

That would look bad

how tall is sue

remember when are ludders got doxxed like an idiot and all k-pop posting suddenly disappeared? good times, good times