the black Portuguese gf edition
/brit/
46 posts early
sue
braindead passcunt
REAL portuguese girls are cute af, lad.
tranny looking desu
look too jewish
not bothered about sue
ok
that makes it even better
more like pue
really don't enjoy making new threads early gimmick
want the days of waiting till page 8 2bh
they were best days lmao
desu you should always trust your instincts.
if something feels bad in a relationship 99% of the time it's for a reason
lefty/pol/ "paki" here to smack about the Daves, and there is nothing you can do about it
just my type then
Found 190cm on the tinder date lads
if she's already on tinder meeting other man then you've already lost her essentially
what would she say if you asked to see her messages?
getting the bevvies in
watching the room
absolute kino
anime
>smoking joint out of my window just now
>next door neighbour fetching her dog back from a walk
>cunt of a woman
>never once seen her laugh or smile
>looks at me
>''What's that you're puffing on?!''
>tell her its a rollup
>says it doesn't smell like a rollup
>tell her ''ok, whatever, its weed''
>says she's gonna report me to the old bill
>tell her to do it
Hate this bitch
Matched with a fittie on tinder whos bio is "must be 6+ ft, non smoker, muscular, plays rugby and will stay in and watch netflix with me all day"
What do lads
>The successful application will have extensive experience in data entry, including using the SAP system. Ideally we are looking for a candidate with a track record of showing close attention to detail, and working well in a team environment. You will be well organised, having the ability to multi-task whilst working to a deadline. The successful applicant will take pride in their presentation, and be able to confidently demonstrate excellent communication skills.
She’s usually not too fussed that’s why this came as a surprise she’ll always open Snapchats in front of me and that so this tinder thing has really thrown me
such a shame because Reagan Youth are extremely anti-racist and i can't be arsed explaining to everyone it's just satire.
it's such a good design though, i'm probably going to buy it anyway, but i won't be wearing in public
...
Narnia is fucking kino
lmao
Bruhhhhhhhh....................................
Quit smoking and buy a rugby shirt roasties have no concept of height or what qualifies as muscular
brainlet tier requirements
what's worse, sacked or employed the day before Christmas?
howd she know what it smelled like!?!?!?! :0
........alook at this doo.......................
concerned about the repetition of 6
>want a muscular, tall guy that plays sports
>doesn't want them to go to the gym or play sports because they aren't getting attention
>get mad when you turn into a slob because you devoted your time to them
Women
nice
Im 6'1 and unironically built like a brick shithouse
Never played rugby and smoke a pack a day, might just give this roastie shit
if youve lived with people who have smoked weed like i did in uni they reek of it, and i absolutely hate the smell of it so i instantly notice it
Laim Neeson was a good Aslan.
Wait you see the fuckoWOWOOWOWOWOW
you're not meant to devote 100% of your time to them
show some independence for god's sake
post biceps
is it true you fled britain after brexit
hate pakis
simple as
fucking hate rugby birds
owowowowuwouwuowwowowuuwuwowu wu wouw owuowu ow
>women are no more worthy than a lollipop that has been dropped on the ground
what did he mean by this?
delete this or else
>'They are just racist against ugly men': Hall of Famer Jose Canseco goes on bizarre Twitter rant claiming women only report sexual misconduct when it's an unattractive man
ohhhhh no hu huh uhu hhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
Got a lot of stick at the local last night
Might burst in with a 12 gauge and show em' whats what
I'm just saying what women are like. You can't win with them.
Who would WANT to spend all that time with your GF/BF. Spending too much time together is fucking baaaaaaad.
Just look what happens to most relationships after a couple move in together and get married. Then the kids come and its game over
Drying up in conversation
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides fall to pieces
You just sit there wishing you could still make love
They're the ones who'll hate you
When you think you've got the world all sussed out
They're the once who'll spit at you
You'll be the one screaming out
choon
youtube.com
who is your favourite Brockhampton member and why is it Dom?
talkin' softball mattingly and canseco
>why yes I do ask for relationship advice on a Belarusian stamp collecting forum
portugal does seem like a good country
>in the EU so not a corrupt shithole
>cheap
>sunny
>good girls
>good weather
>beaches
what more can a man ask for?
OH NON ONONON NONONONONONONONONONO
don't leave me dryyyyy
Wahey lads
None of you brainlets may even reply to me any more
all them spics are corrupt
the 'cep
a lot of men stop trying to be attractive and get fat and gross, no wonder women cheat so much
Hit the gym, keep the muscle and stay lean
Karma police>high & dry
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NON ONONO NON ON ONO NNONONO NO NONO NO NONONO NO NONO NO NONONONONONO NONO NON ON ONO NONO
lots of... blacks there
cook us up some heroin la x
good girls exist in every country you absolute incel
and i'm saying you need to read between the lines better
>OH NO OH NO OH NO
>*inhales*
>Rasheed
>Rorke
how to spot Sup Forums
>the eu means no corruption
mong
>gym will grow a face like this
3 days of toil then i've got the week of for 'mas
Clicked on a youtube video only for an advert of Ben Shapiro explaining Hannukah to pop up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anime?
its literally 3rd world
Don’t exist in Br*tain
pengtugal would be the best place to live if it had enough decent jobs
tried to take a pic of my bicep but my arm just hurt holding it in that pose
Its fine if you stay away of ((big cities))
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
OHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
All drugs are legal too
Small brain: regular cat
Big Brain: fat cat
Ascended brain: Slightly fat cat
WISH FIS BLOODY BRAZIL POSTER WOULD FUCK OFF
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
you talk the most bollocks here
Is that a glorified gokart?
very cool any more
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
unimportant, yet at the same time, somewhat important poll
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
OHHHHHHHHHH NONOONONON ONO NO NON O NO NO NO
NOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nearly 4000
shur twas great alright begorrah and begob
Royalty cant get divorced unless you're big fat fucking henry
That would look bad
how tall is sue
remember when are ludders got doxxed like an idiot and all k-pop posting suddenly disappeared? good times, good times