Big budget adaptation of a TV show about big titties

>Big budget adaptation of a TV show about big titties
>Don't cast anyone with big titties

What did they expect? Ass is the wave now anyway, this movie should've starred Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian.

>Don't cast anyone with big titties

>Daddario
>half caste on right
>girl in middle

In that order.

big tits are overrated

>cast anyone with big titties
>mommy posters

BUT CAN THEY WIN AGAINST COCK !?

Not against BBC

>Ass is the wave now anyway
maybe in a mongrolized hellhole like the US or Brazil or wherever you're from

The cock is stronger than pussy but tits are stronger than cock.

They have a midnight showing of this movie tonight.

Do they show any tits?

shadowed

Can't beat the cock, man.

>>this movie should've starred Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian.

The wardrobe department of this movie fucked up big time.

>dadarrio
>doesn't have big tits

Are you retarded?

what are you even trying to say

That's because she had no tits tho.

Alexandra Daddario has bigger natural boobs than Pam did with her implants on Baywatch. Pam didn't get her bigger implants until she left the show.

Hardly anyone talks about Yasmine Bleeth, who was the true boob queen of Baywatch. Hers were all-natural as far as I am aware.

do they keep the original theme or remix it with air horns/bass drops

Baywatch was never about big tits man they were average as fuck bitches in tight bright red one piece swimsuits running in slow motion. Nobody on that show had big tits.

>a C cup is big

Do they make a guest appearance in the movie?

Based off: , you're right. Why does it has a reputation as a big titty show then?
Baywatch is the most popular show in the world and the only thing people associate with it are big breasts and David Hasselfhoff.

fat sheeboons with bags of wet garbage don't count as big tits

I think it's more likely that with the spread of the internet and access to more naked whores online the definition of "big breasts" has changed dramatically

Back in the day when people were less fat, those tits were considered "big."

>fat sheeboons with bags of wet garbage don't count as big tits

the mad is off the charts.

The boobs were rather prominent, just not as big as everyone remembers.

Erika Eleniak and Carmen Electra were also there and slightly bigger breasts than Pam. Erika's might have been natural while she was on Baywatch, but I know she got implants later on.

Even still, none of these women had what I would call big boobs. Especially not by 2017 standards.

Consider this image.

Left: Wendy Whoppers. Mid-90s porn star with what was considered comically large breast implants. She headlined shows in strip clubs and appeared on all the 90s talk shows. She made a career out of her big boobs.

Right: A school girl from the United Kingdom around the year 2011. Completely natural, of course.

The definition of "big" has changed.

Left: Pandora Peaks, who played Urbanda Sprawl in Striptease. She was well known for her huge implants and softcore porn care, as well as appearing in skinemax Andy Sidaris films and a tribute by Russ Meyer. Boobs this size were considered outrageously huge.

Right: Danielle Houghton, a Hooters girl who came to fame a few years ago because of her very slim and stacked body. No implants. (She eventually had a reduction)

Me on the right

Another example photo of Danielle before her reduction.

The definition of "big" has not changed, it's just less rare to see chicks with balloon tits thanks to the internet. If you think people wouldn't look at the girl on the right and say "Jesus, those are big tits", you're delusional. In fact I think most people would even say both girls are "too big". Also I think a common consensus would be that left was asking for attention and has/had self esteem issues while right was just dealt a rare hand, so left is seen as trashier and more bimbo-like.

Same for . Everyone would agree they both have huge knockers. And reductions should be a federal crime.

They had a golden fucking chance to have Alexandra Daddario in one of the iconic Baywatch swimsuits and they didn't do it. What a bunch of fucking idiots. Pricks.

DAS SEXIST

H-holy shit they had a sexy black grill in the original baywatch?

This.
Plus, neoteny is comming back. What a time to be alive.

any of you guys seen it? is it really that bad that even normies dont like it?

or does that make it good?

This is a retarded post.

Saw it last night. The intro where the Rock is treated like a god was causing my friend and I to laugh out loud, but nothing else was funny.

Normies were laughing throughout the thing, though.

>neoteny is comming back
proof.

>The definition of "big" has not changed, it's just less rare to see chicks with balloon tits thanks to the internet.
You're arguing against your own point. Because of the internet, people's ideas of what is big has changed, even if nothing has actually changed in the population.

Traci Bingham was a pretty big deal back in the day.

>those shaved pussies
Disgusting.

a C cup is literally the worldwide average.
Saying that's big is the equivalent of calling a guy with a 5.5 inch dick "big".

Is the humour in the same vein as Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates? Because everyone slated that and I thought it was hilarious.

Traci Bingham.

No, not really. Daddario still has big breasts and the girls they linked to all have huge breasts. That poster seems to believe that those girls with the balloon tits are the new "big" when that's just not true. I'm saying they've changed in rarity but not in definition. Nobody sane would call Daddario "small" or "average" while the girls in those pictures are "big".

The black woman is the only hot one there.

>Because of the internet, people's ideas of what is big has changed
People think Alexandra Daddario has big tits, the definition hasn't changed.

Average cup size US = 36C
Daddario cup size = 34D

booblets BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

she looks completely fucked up now.

Nah, she's nicely busty but not really big. Especially in not in this movie. A few years ago she was bigger. At no point has anyone looked at Daddario and thought her boobs were comically large like they did with Anderson.

She's a 32C.

Take a walk around a college campus sometime. Girls with the same size and bigger racks than Alexandra are extremely common now.

Don't believe any alleged celebrity bra sizes.

>Daddario
>big

Christina Hendricks is big. Kat Dennings is borderline. Daddario is average sized. Most actresses have small tits.

I wouldn't listen to averages, it doesn't account for obesity.

They're actually about the same size as the original cast. And Pam Anderson wasn't on the first season of Baywatch.

Mammario has huge titties, but according to our friends over at Reddit she's barely in the movie. However directed this is retarded

implying they arent pushup and stuffed bras that all the hood rats are doing. like that cash me ousiid girl.

Bra sizes change depending on style, sizing system, and brand. It's pretty much useless as statistical data.

I live two blocks from the college I went to. I can promise you that simply is not true. Average cup sizes didn't just explode in less than one generation, I don't know why or how you think they did.

A bit too obvious to trigger me, thankfully.

push up bras can only do so much

Danielle has twice as much titty showing here popping out of her top than Pam ever had in her whole bra on baywatch.

>Why does it has a reputation as a big titty show then?

Because people remember bouncing slow-mo shots and somehow mistakenly equated that to "big".

The perception can change because you have a different demographic being put into the spotlight now. You have black, brown, and olive skinned women in the media much more prominently now than in the past, and as well as in real places like college campuses. These women bring up the "average" considerably even if things haven't really changed that much on the broad scale. Women that used to be invisible are now visible. This also accounts for alleged increases in cup sizes not related obesity.

But seriously, people got fat and estrogen is in everything.

The rock has big titties

So what you're saying is people aren't able to distinguish the difference between a real average and a perceived one? If so I can agree to that. People who live in digital bubbles may believe that the average has somehow gone up considerably in the last 20 years simply because there are thousands of girls on Instagram with racks larger than Daddario who have hundreds of photos of their tits hanging out because everyone enjoys large tits.

So again like I originally said, the size of "big" hasn't changed, but their rarity, or perceived rarity anyways, has thanks to the internet. It's like believing the average penis should be 8.5 inches because you only watch porn or see dong picks online. Men with small penises and women with small breasts aren't showing off what they don't have.

>nicki Minaj and Kim kardashian
Yuck.

No but they do show a dick

>ass-centered Baywatch starring Nicki Minaj

I support this.

I believe the averages are just a bit off due to the mass obesity of the civilized world. I don't think the average woman is walking around with her proportions. As a matter of fact I know this to be the case because I have eyes.

The perception is all that matters in relation to the discussion in this thread.

hhhhhhhhnnnnnngggggggg

Maybe it could be her, Blac Chyna, and Amber Rose.
I don't think she'd be willing to work with Kim.

holy shit

Yes, a vocal minority of people unfamiliar with how a spotlight effect works and a distorted perception of reality make up nonsense in this thread. I'm letting them know they're wrong.