I'm getting married today Sup Forums
I'm getting married today Sup Forums
Sebastian Robinson
Chase Adams
user IT'S HER YOUR WIFE SHE'S THE KEY! YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT OUT TYRONE. FIND HIM. GIT HER DUNE
Colton Morgan
Half of marriages end in divorce.
Going to toss a coin, call it to see if yours fails. If you don't reply I will pick heads as your choice.
Eli Brown
How pregnant is she?
Carter Phillips
tails
not at all
Brody Ortiz
> chooses to announce his news on an anonymous imageboard for replies rather than telling friends that actually know and card about him.
Nathaniel Hughes
Dot?
Leo Cooper
HE'S FINALLY GETTING MARRIED
Samuel Rivera
It's complicated.
Justin Harris
>implying anyone on Sup Forums has real friends.
Caleb Reyes
We're the only friends he has, user.
Charles Rivera
Wait, you worded that vaguely. If it comes up heads, his marriage will fail, or of it comes up tails it will succeed? Or is that contrawise? Way too vague. As a representative of /tg/, I'm gonna roll for his marriage. 2d6, 8+ it's successful. Got any modifiers you wish to add to your "getting hitched" roll?
Bentley Watson
Oh hey, congrats and stuff I guess
Liam Sullivan
HE'S FINALLY GETTING MARRIED
Wyatt Collins
Can I give you some advice?
Get off the computer, even if just for today. This is one of the most important days of your entire life, you should be cherishing every moment of it, making the most of it. Don't let anything distract you.
Also, congrats!
Chase Murphy
>2016
>Getting Married
You only have yourself to blame.
Jordan Hernandez
Did you get a prenup?
Jace Murphy
>2016
>Getting Married
You only have yourself to blame
Sebastian Taylor
Good Goy
Best Cuck
Lucas Phillips
Not OP but what are the reasons why someone shouldn't want to get married aside from the possibility of divorce and losing half your stuff to some bitch?
Cooper Powell
Are you just doing this so you have something to sell to Mephisto?
Camden Bennett
Congratulations user, really happy for you
Parker Scott
Congrats, user, best luck and wishes, i hope she is a decent human being.
Elijah Collins
Congrats op.
Tyler Martin
Congrats user. May your marriage be as healthy has mj and parkers
William Hill
Was she made in China or Taiwan?
Joshua Parker
I hope you have a happy marriage
William Sanchez
Congrats user
Crush that Puss
Noah Carter
The others are casuals.
Oliver Turner
user, I hope you don't take offense, but I can't attend your wedding. I think it should be between a man and a woman. You're still a dear friend to me.
Carson Gutierrez
But you're dead.
Who'd marry a corpse?