THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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NO CALM

british dennis was much more of a fuck than that blonde faggot the americans had

Well YOU'RE always SHAKING YOUR EYES

He looks like he has a case of conjoined eyes much like sonic. Can two pupils go into one eye?

>Can two pupils go into one eye?
No, it's never happened in real life.

True that.

youtu.be/Tynm2nopHLA?t=521

>ywn again pop down to the newsagents with 99p and purchase the latest issue of the beano along with a freddo bar

MOM'S GONNA FREAK, literally

What do you expect when you have Hitler for a dad

>freddo bars will never cost 10p again

>freddo
>not a refresher bar or a tube of smarties
wew lad

>yfn it came with a free sweets.

>not getting a packet of space invaders and a push pop

yfw* Fucking, school boy error.

>space invaders
>not golden wonder or salt n shake

You disgust me.

>push pop instead of a ring pop
>says space invaders when you clearly meant space raiders

I used to do shit like this all the time. Shit I still have a bad habit of spinning my knife around on my desk table while I'm watching YouTube or something.

Could Desperate Dan beat superman in a fight?

Also does anyone have that comic where the little thought dudes running someone's brain watch Inside Out and say that letting emotions run your actions is dumb then they go off on one about being British?

>not monster munch

>I'm going to tame Dennis!
>Bend over, boy!

>Desperate Dan vs Bananaman: Dawn of Justice

>says space invaders when you clearly meant space raiders

Kek. I knew no one that got the name right

Fella on the packet looked like David Bowie, if I remember correctly.

You are talking about the Numbskulls.

I have forgotten the face of my father.

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Braw!

Ma Broon clearly had at least three affairs right?

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So the joke is that some kids are just awful human beings and should be beat? Sounds like a kind of moral you'd expect from 1957.

This is basically the kind of shit my sister in law does.

Once she fried some dog shit in a pan, another day she spray painted the kitchen floor black. Another day she turned all the furniture upside down.

you sound like a fucking softy cunt mate lmao

What a leg.

Is that not true?

>ywn be a kid again and buy Beano and The Dandy annuals, 5 bars of Curly Wurlys with 4 bottles of J2O all for 4 quid at your local newsagents
I loved Beano comics so fucking much. They captured the essence of being a mischievous little British prick so well.

>never get beat as a kid
>don't intend on beating your kid
>nonetheless pretend beating children is a good thing on Sup Forums

Thank you for this

Did someone say COW PIE

But that's Dandy, not Beano.

Gnasher is fucking done.

>>push pop instead of a ring pop

big baby pop master race reporting in

EY
OCH
THE NOO

Beating is extreme, but a clip round the ear every now and then when they do something stupid sets kids straight.

Dandy was discontinued and kinda merged with beano I believe someone correct me if I'm wrong

They did bring back dandy by popular demand at times and had special issues

get on my level plebians

youtube.com/watch?v=8qCqxe3NP8I

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Regardless, the Kestrel for a Knave movie was made in the 60s and Dandy wasn't a part of Beano then if it even is now.

>tfw The Dandy used to sell as much as 2 million a week in the 50s and barely sold 10,000 a week before its cancellation

It teaches kids that might makes right. Guilting them is the way to go desu.

Glad someone got it.

>makes the point of being politcally correct on the only website where you can pretend to be a vehement racist

NO FUN

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Didn't they fuck themselves over by modernizing it and making Dennis do barely anything?

It's more a point about stating opinions as if they were your own when they aren't.

cuthbert was such a little cunt

clever.

Well he's where we got the word "cringeworthy" from for a reason.

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I get the impression there's a specific reason you posted this, user.

I remember when I asked my friend who went to UK for the summer to bring me back an issue of the Beano, and he did. That was awesome.
Man, I wish we had an American equivalent of the Beano here.

I can't believe anyone would do a Big Snit reference. It's random and nerdy.
Sup Forums sometimes you're alright.

>it's a "it's a cheeky britbong" episode
well done lads

Was Ennis fucking with us all this time

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Who wins in a fight between all the little shits in the Beano?

>no Mother's Milk
Meh.
Also Roger's not nearly normie enough.

Blinky.
Somehow.

Dangerous dan

Or maybe bananaman

>Beano thread

Can we talk about waifus yet?

She was like a sexy mona the vampire

"Dennis the Menace" is supposed to be an ironic nickname, that's the whole premise. He's a good-natured kid who accidentally gets into some mischief and earns scorn through typical childhood ignorance, I didn't think this fucking braindead newspaper comic would be too subtle and nuanced for anyone.

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i think I remember squezzing my willy with the palm of my hand to this


what's her name again?

Lol you're full of shit and malice too

i'll hook u in the gabba u cheeky cunt

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Always wanted to try one

I'm not sure she ever had a name, but she was Freddie Fear's mum

>EXTRA-THICK (just like the kids)

I *think* you're talking about the american one, in which case, no, you're wrong. He was a little bastard in the 1950s, then they made him "safe" in the 60s and 70s. Much like how Marmaduke went from a malevolent demon in dog form to a big awkward, good-natured mutt.

Bitch please, Nico Demo is superior brat

>pretend

If only.

JUST

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You'd never get 4 fucking bottles of J2O with all that other stuff, those drinks were like pints of beer to us as kids.

this reminds me of the time cuthbert went back in time to 1944 to aushwitz and saw the swimming pool and petting zoo. They'd never get away with that nowadays.

FECK

I'd Dennis the Menace if you know what I mean.

>that issue where minnie the minx meets a caricature of David Irving and learns the holohoax was a load of bollocks
>guess those pesky yids were lying the whole time, EH READERS!?


It's astounding the shit they got away with back then.

>issue where Walter is revealed to be the child of a Jewish factory owner and Dennis' dad tries to gas him in the oven while Dennis' mom is cooking dinner

to be honest, the issue where dennis goes to isreal and discovers that the jews are behind an international conspiracy is also pretty crazy from a modern perspective

I was merely pretending.

Oh my god

>that time the comics mascot was a darkie eating a watermelon

I mixed up J2O with Robinsons Fruit Shoot. I'm a fucking moron.

>that time Roger the Dodger dodged the CIA out in Venezuela

kyk

I remember when there was a vote for the new strip in the Beano and I voted for this one. That takes me back.

>That issue when Minnie met Jimmy 'Touch Kiddy 4 Tree Fiddy' Saville and got molested off page

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>They work for the Menacery