>The movie’s star, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, however, is on a one man social media mission to convince the world that “Baywatch” isn’t as bad as everyone’s saying it is. Cue the actor launching into an almost Trumpian tweetstorm on Thursday about how out of touch the media is with what the the public wants.
>He kicked it off by reminding us all of the “extremely high scores” from fans.
>It's an ""actor"" who's never been in a single good film or put in a single even competent performance thread
The fact that people call him "today's Arnold" just shows how awful modern Hollywood is.
Jack Campbell
why does he even care? he lives one of the best lives of anyone in the fucking country. i'm surprised he even runs his own twitter.
Josiah Murphy
what does a depressed dwayne the rock johnson look like?
Oliver Anderson
This is clickbait tier, piss off.
Jason Wilson
I need webms of bouncing or naked Daddarrio.
Jack Baker
He said if he runs it will be as a Libertarian didn't he? That deserves praise since he would probably get >5 percent of the vote which is what it takes for a third party to get federal funding or some shit. The Rock would improve the political landscape.
Leo Collins
Fuck off Vinny, FF Is all you have left
Aaron Hernandez
>Trumpian
The fuck?
Kayden Phillips
It means he acted like a stubborn 14 year old girl in twitter, see, just like Trump
Ryder Taylor
The Rock for President?
Nicholas Gray
kek
John Lewis
>almost Trumpian they will never shut up about the election will they?
Lincoln Richardson
...
Ryan Long
the rock vs. kanye west presidential election 2020
the future america deserves
Juan Wood
NO! there will be atleast 3 more riddick movies.
Lucas Hill
wont be long until he starts bitching about oppression and evil white people slamming his movie
Julian Howard
That seen where Daddario puts her feet close to Zacs mouth was clearly pandering. Fuck that film.
Lucas Myers
So he responded to literally 3 people and this is some big deal? god damn you all are faggots, go back to /tmz/.
Wyatt Gutierrez
>world's highest-paid actor The world is so damn retarded it hurts.
Adam Rivera
Watch it, Christy.
Robert Perez
wahhhh stop bullying muh drump- i mean rock
Elijah Cooper
I would actually be okay with that
Ethan Bennett
I like that Christy Canyon is slowly gaining ground on here
Luis Wright
how is it trumpian if he's not telling lies? baywatch is actually an amazing movie, and the true fans know that, appreciate that, and clap in the theater when appropriate.
Gabriel Russell
>two party systems
Joseph Peterson
t. The Rock
Luke Garcia
AND THAT'S WHAT THE ROCK IS SHILLIN
James Gomez
>and clap in the theater when appropriate. I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW DWAYNE
Jayden Morris
masterful post
Oliver Cook
What do people expect him to do? Is he supposed to say it's shit?
Eli Roberts
CAMELTOES
Leo Harris
Eh. His behaviour is kind of cringe but he's right about critics being shit these days. If it has blacks and powerful women in it, the movies get 100%. Even Ghostbuster got like a 75% score or some shit while it's a terrible movie. Baywatch is more like 50%.
Eli Stewart
Is this fucking real? He's actually replying to random people? Fucking lmao
Carter Wright
> If it has blacks and powerful women in it, the movies get 100% >Baywatch has the rock (black allegedly) and independent women >Still has shit score Explain this?
Tyler Thompson
>movie is so garbage that even sjw reviewers can't defend it for having """"diversity"""" noggin
is
joggin
Ethan Howard
Because its a bunch of pretty and fit characters in bikinis. It fat shames
Grayson Sullivan
This desu, Baywatch is fucking hilarious and entertaining. I've seen it twice already and plan to see it again!
Samuel Carter
ive seen it three times
Aiden Hughes
they only do that when sony spins the movie as some kind of underdog being held down patriarchdemonic cults
Ryan Mitchell
Trump doesn't go into Twitter storms? What's the problem?
Jason Cooper
>space jam >an objectively bad movie that no one asked for >gets a pass because fans love it
>baywatch >an objectively bad movie that no one asked for >doesn't get a pass because movie studios don't want you to drift too far away from the billions invested into capeshit for the next 2 decades
Christian Allen
Nice! I have no idea why retard critics are talking shit, they either never even saw it or were on their phones the whole time. The fans are going crazy over Baywatch.
Dominic Fisher
Can we all agree that Twitter was a mistake?
Isaac Bennett
>Space Jam >A shit movie only remembered for nostalgia >Baywatch >A shit movie riding off of nostaglia and missing the point by not having a fat Hoff as lead Made me consider things
Aaron Price
absolutely. i don't know how people can stand using it.
Gavin Russell
>not Paris Hilton vs Kanye West
Hunter Evans
if you went the old fat Hoff route you'd have to get Anderson into it as well any holy fuck pray that ghoul never gets into a swimsuit again
Cameron Gray
>noggin > >is > >joggin
>Made me consider things
Epic! I love this meme!
Colton Ward
Yeah but that's the point, no one wanted nu-watch, we all wanted to laugh at the old broken fucks pathetically trying to cling on to their youth, it's cathartic
Kayden Taylor
The women are attractive and mostly white. You can't have women being sexy and white. That means they see it as a movie for men.
Aaron Roberts
mmmm really puts kethcup on my fries
Caleb Smith
Really made me contemplate
Angel James
shut up fag
Jaxon Anderson
Really binary's the autism
Kevin Diaz
PSA: This was literally a thread on r*ddit yesterday, you're all essentially posting in a r*ddit thread.
Kayden Sanchez
>tweetstorm on Thursday about how out of touch the media is with what the the public wants Gee, it couldn't just be that the media is pussyhurt by this and trying to make a story out of nothing purely for spite.
Charles Wilson
>we all wanted to laugh at the old broken fucks pathetically trying to cling on to their youth
pretty sure that's what we're doing now >witch-face roastie from True Detective is aging rapidly >the rock is roiding freak who'll benoit everyone he knows in a few years >leto's fucking nuts
It's really surreal seeing reporters and journalists cite tweets as news.
Jackson Hall
"Please stop shitting on this movie there's nothing wrong with it." -shill
Asher Moore
Yeah but it's just not the same without Hoff and Anderson desperately clinging onto their past fame, I'm sure it'll be fucking hilarious when Vin Diesel tries to be bad arse at 64 in F&F 28 though
Grayson Gutierrez
did they even do a focus group or some executive retard just decide "yeah i liked the 80s, how about we remake baywatch?"
Anthony Murphy
Since they didn't bother buying critics out it's probably going to come out even.
Nolan Robinson
remake baywatch with the shittiest women we can find and try to make up for it by having the two males jacked as fuck ..yeah that's why Baywatch was popular
Ethan Martinez
I dont think this is bad movie. Its probably not the best movie and I dont want to see it in cinema, but I will watch it at home when it comes out.
Blake Williams
They probably saw the Chips movie and thought "we can do that even shittier"
Samuel Cooper
The women aren't independent. They're played straight up as just eyecandy. The movie obviously tried to be the new 21 Jump Street, but the jokes are awful and the movie actually plays out like a real fucking episode of Baywatch instead of lampooning all the retarded shit. Par for the course when these are your writers.
Kevin Murphy
>The women aren't independent Not the issue, they present them as such with scenes like "muh eyes are up here" and that's all that's needed to establish it for the average retard watching a fucking Baywatch reboot in 2017
Juan Martin
>this comedy failed because action movies
Julian Jones
>trash Vin >think everyone loves you and can do no wrong >think you're going to be the next action hero >Baywatch flops hard >haha they just acting like they don't like it!
Is this the end for The Rock? He can't fall back on Fast and Furious anymore.
Matthew Gomez
he could front-run a michael bay film with ease
Jonathan Rodriguez
That's what people said about Marky "Take a 2x4 to the face," Mark and no one gives a shit about Transformers now
Caleb Anderson
he already did dumbass
Hudson Collins
What? No...
Hunter Brown
When has the rock ever been in a good movie?
Tyler Taylor
>Mammario >shitty
Carson Roberts
Moana
Jackson Adams
lol
Parker Fisher
I liked The Rundown
Joseph Walker
why do you consider it a good movie
Aaron Morris
Baywatch.
Camden Gomez
le bogdafuck le gimme a quick rundown xD
Andrew Cox
haters BTFO
Owen Hill
Good songs and MC
Blake Thompson
KEK
Ethan Cook
Faster was alright
John Sullivan
wtf i love baywatch now
William Collins
Is Baywatch the BvS of 2017?
Joshua Reyes
>"is it over for that poopygross musclehead meanie THE ROCK??????"
Just pretend he's your wife's bull, cucks.
Jaxson Martin
lol no nobody here was planning to watch it
Adrian Peterson
I rubbed myself to Daddario showing off how well her sports bra keeps her boobs in unison.
Henry Carter
>the same redditor from yesterday posting the same pic hey bud
