Why do you all hate England so much?

Why do you all hate England so much?

Because England isn't giving me a cute sissy bf.

Depressing, ugly country with depressing, ugly people.

I do not like British humor.
Sarcasm hurts sometimes peoples feeling.

I don't hate you dickfucks, at worst I want to impregnate a bunch of fat chav girls and watch the fallout

fuck you

They hate me.
You hate me and I shall hate you back.

I just hate their fucking teeth. It's sickening

I don't hate England. I just like France more these days. I'm sure you understand.

France is the Argentina of Europe why would you like them more than the Brazil of Europe

Your country oppressed Ireland and propped up the T*rks. Then again, those reasons are 100+ years out of date now.

Germans only "hate" you because you aren't playing the game by their rules. If you aren't doing things how we think is the best way, you are doing it wrong. There is zero nuance or space for contrary opinion in the german mindset and it leads to maximum butthurt like the average post from a German to a brit (not to say that many brit posters here aren't 100% deluded by brexit).

to clarify: The vast majority of Germans are sold wholesale on the EU and given the lack of nuance on opinion they will mostly defend every facet of the EU in order to prove themselves right. This is why you will see Germans more than any other flag here unironically defending every aspect of the EU and why Germans seem to be more sore and bitter that such a major economy as Britain would decide that their way of thinking is incorrect.

What's that supposed to mean?

I like England

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You take in too many foreigners.

The opposite can be just as worse in my opinion. Looks goofy as fuck when it is bleached too much

give india the fuckign diamond back please and thanks

I don't, but butthurt EU federalist monkeys do.

They're the Mughal's diamonds so no

You don't take in enough refugees

rude

you hate me for being Scottish

Come home, white man

I told an English guy that Bernard Manning is one of my favorite comedians, and he got upset and said that Manning was a "racist sexist idiot." I told him to relax, and he said that "racism isn't funny" and stormed off. You've changed, England. Where is that old, irreverent sense of "taking the piss"? You're becoming hypersensitive. Condemning Bernard Manning? What's next? Roy Chubby Brown?

Hate you for being a socalist inbred fat shit

The amount of war crimes and general inhumanity is hard to ignore.
I do like your sarcasm, though, and it has always fascinated me how much respect you have for your adversaries.
I read lots of books from your historians, so there's also that.

I don't. I just hate your socialistic tendencies.

Englishmen are pricks, but I like the English working class culture desu.

hate? non lad. i love England desu.

>enough refugees
shut up stupid

Your micropenis has no power here, ching chang chong.

I don't hate English. :3
I like rather it.

Why do people resist us?
We only wish to bring peace, and to raise quality of life, for all peoples.

I used to be on some colonial butthurt shit and hate brits, but after travelling around my country quite a lot and meeting lots of foreign tourists, I can say you are the best people.

Maybe it's just an anglosphere/ language thing, but Brits i've met have been the smartest, friendliest people, with good senses of humour and best banter.

I'm still willing to believe that Brits in Britain are awful, but the ones who come here are my favourite. Honorable mention to the Swedish and Australian tourists.

Danes, Germans and Americans are the worst.

you should check out jim davidson
based

you oppressed, starved, genocided, mutilated, tortured and enslaved my people for 800 years.

Although I think that German don't want to accept anymore immigrants and refugees now,
is it incorrect?

who you?

Are you Scottish?

No.

the greatest lie the jock has ever pulled is in convincing the world the scots were ever an oppressed people

I don't. London is the best city I have ever been to.

I think you're dramatically over estimating how much people think about Ireland

you can't go 5 minutes without spreading propaganda Nigel, can you?

They don't speak English like a normal human being would.

not him but no one cares about ireland
i forget it even exists half the time

nice try Nige

Because you have thought crimes, aren't allowed to defend yourself, think socialism is good, need permission from the government to watch fucking television, and then you turn around and tell every other country they're shit.

Those are human beings fleeing from war and terror.

Fuck off, nazi scum!

i don't

Best ally

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you guys don't have guns, and most of you fags are antigun. This is why I hate most of you.

I am however close friends with several pro gun bongs, so get pro gun and more of use will like you

im none of those things. you're all so mad about recent events you forget #notallmen

whatever helps you sleep at night

London is the mothership of Jews.

UK hate us, we hate them ... can't be more simple than this.

Friendly reminder that

>Brit
rhymes with
>shit

go ahead and name one (1) way in which the jock is or has ever been oppressed, i'll wait

>says germ money

If it didn't exist neither would the other anglos.

lol

>christian traitors
>unironically believing in christian unity

Its banter

Quick guide to help you identify who’s who posting from a uk flag
English: Will whine about not being allowed to be proud of being English
Scottish: Will whine about the English in general
Irish: Will whine about being oppressed by English
Unionist Irish: Will whine about being potentially oppressed by catholics
Welsh: Will whine but in Welsh so who knows what it’s about

>post nice comment in brit
>start receiving insults or snarky remarks in other replies
tends to leave bad taste and breed resentment like what happened with Americans and the racial taunts. Brits IRL are usually Golden though

You keep badmouthing and being jealous of us 24/7

u r ugly

arrogant cunts

y'all*

I see that you are all well united in spirit

My ancestors : ^ )

>Side with Muslim terrorists before it was cool
>Treat Irish and Scottish like cattle
>Why yuo hat me swity?

There's a difference between holding former British governments accountable for policies like this, and randomly attacking Brits on Sup Forums for it

Similar to how people attack Russians for idiotic stuff, what is he/she going to do? Petition the British government for change till 2050 to make up for it?

the scottish are literally not oppressed in any way. whenever you ask for a single example people will always vanish.
stop taking braveheart too seriously.