Britain's Got Talent thread - The Next Round edition
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BGT
Samuel Reyes
Zachary King
Im on this episode
Noah Cruz
SLAAAAAGGGGSSS
Elijah Young
CHAVS
Thomas Reyes
Haven't watched the show in weeks. I'm assuming I didn't miss anything?
Elijah Rivera
A few wasted golden buzzers but nothing of any worth
Isaac Lopez
Was there even a TMO thread? I completely forgot
Is this you now?
Tyler Scott
Creasing
Jose Thomas
youtube.com
Wonder where he got this idea
Carson Collins
Yes. I wrote this song back in 1985. Its actually about the state of the country and how the government control the masses with advertising and keeps us asleep and obident
Cooper Gutierrez
i'll watch this with you bros
why is this old negro singing about chicken
Gavin Flores
First round means you have to win the crowd. This is done in two ways
1. Be an great singer with an appropriate sob story
2. Be a human meme
Matthew Russell
>Can you sing about anything other than chicken and chips? Like a human...milkshake...
>Billywitchdoctor.com sing mainly about...chicken and chips
Anybody?
Asher Jackson
Great song but I bet that if he makes the cut he will sing the same thing again but more professional and shit.
Jacob Scott
This show is the opposite of kino
Pure filth
Anthony Scott
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Logan Scott
yes but I love to watch it and hate everyone on it and the annoying as fuck editing and sob story stuff
Eli Morgan
Is she on stilts or is he 4ft?
Fucking hell
Thomas Jones
>she agreed to marry him after witnessing that shit
Jonathan Lopez
this trick is old as fuck
Justin Robinson
how do they do it?
Elijah Hall
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Oliver White
Word's already circled, look how he was holding the dictionary. Then it's just a case of sticking the string in his mouth.
William Williams
Look at when he puts the hoop over. He stops it before the crane and then changes which side of the hoop goes roubd again so he can get it off.
That masketa magician spoilt this shit years ago
Isaiah Clark
Why's Ellie Goulding in the audience
Thomas Lee
>Word's already circled
Yeah this is what I thought
Jack Ward
I know where I've seen this before
Jordan Wright
>tfw Ant & Dec have 15+ NTAs and Stephen Mulhern has none
>tfw Ant & Dec have OBEs and Stephen Mulhern doesn't
Whoa, what?
Levi Walker
Stephen "FAAAAAABULOUS DARLING" mULHERN DOESN'T DESERVE AN obe
Connor Jones
Almost saw Alesha's knickers
Jordan Moore
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Jason Martin
His bgt side show is legit one of the best/ underrated programs on British tv right now.
The humour is Gareth Merangyz Darkplace tier.
Ian Sanchez
>DJ Granny G
Matthew Watson
Do they even use the X buttons any more?
Eli Carter
This is the review show before the semi-finals, all these acts passed.
Christian Martin
>Claudia Lawrence
I was in York uni when she went missing
Bitch is dead, let it go
Hudson Moore
Oh the good old "im so sorry but you.... are though"
Matthew Foster
>literally almost entirely mediocre dance acts
What the actual fuck
Still LIVE Mulhernkino imminent, get comfy lads
Jason Cruz
>this advert again
Fun fact: McDonalds will not actually sell you big mac box of pickle slices
Isaiah Rogers
>Der Juden!? No way, Pedro, not on my watch!
Colton Jenkins
>ded
This is why he's not Stephen Mulhern OBE
Parker Wright
Is Juan Vyuer related to Juan Ovyu?
Noah Cooper
>Little Mix at the final
They better be wearing really slutty outfits that show off the fat one's thighs, oh who am I kidding they always do.
Anthony Ross
youtube.com
>wear pink hoody UNDER a corset
>no knickers
I don't know who dresses them, but I could do that job
Logan Watson
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Daniel Powell
>all those cute girls working on the show
>the banter with the crew
Working on BGMT must be the best job in the world
Justin Sanchez
Why TWO SCOOPS, mate?
Gavin Richardson
Him being gay makes this erotic dancing very wrong
Gabriel Ramirez
>It's a post-break Mulhern trolling his house band scene
Owen Barnes
I like these after shows, nobody watches so they just don't give a shit
Colton Ward
>Mulhern
>gay
Nice meme.
Aaron Russell
would smash Katie lads ngl
Ian Lee
>Missing People choir starts playing
>Stephen fondly recounts how he raped and murdered one of them
ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
Justin Cook
Why is Louis trying to rape that man?
Jaxson Miller
>Louis forgets it's a tv show and smashes a bottle as a makeshift weapon
good god
Christopher Clark
Gay Gordon Ramsey B's Amanda and Alesha TFO.
They'd both still get it though. Alesha is GOAT.
Jacob Rogers
>Louis plays a flaming homo
>he's actually a raving communist
kek
Nathan Wood
>It's a Louis aka Le Gay Dancer of Peace tries to literally rape everything on the set and Mulhern still lets him on the show every year because he's a God of Chaos episode
Luis Cruz
Sugababes, Saturdays, Little Mix. Wtf I love pop music now.
Tyler Russell
Do you reckon those really hot women are actually a part of the crew or are just hired to mess about for those parts in front of the camera?
Even that bloke in the shark costume looks too handsome. The only one who may be a crewmember is that middle aged bloke who's milking every second of his screen time.
Gabriel Russell
Probably interns
Aaron Hernandez
Why is there a little girl in a bikini in the background?
Liam Reyes
Shark guy is one of the dummies from Handy Mandy, from what I can remember there's only ever one woman when they do a shot with the crew during auditions.
And they all seem way too comfortable in front of camera.
Caleb Collins
why can Itv only make dogshit where poor people or very stupid middle class people laugh at very stupid poor people?
Christopher Bennett
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Jonathan Harris
See you all next year