I'll hold the ball and you kick, Sup Forums

I'll hold the ball and you kick, Sup Forums

Peanuts is overrated

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arn't you scared I'll kick you in the hand?

no it isn't

> Runs out to kick the ball.
> Stops right as she moves ball away.
> Looks at her, knowing she'd pull that shit again.
> She looks, confused what I'll do afterwards.
> Whips my dick out and force fucks her whore face until I drain my peanut juice down her throat.
> Watch her gag my junk milk on the ground while she tears up.
> Walks away from her after flipping her off.
This is what Charlie Brown should have done to Lucy.

Seth does it again!

okay.

These seem mildly inappropriate for a child's prank don't you think?

>Implies she hasn't being fucking with Chuck for like 10 years.
She deserved the Charlie d, then the gun afterwards.

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Listen, I've never been involved in any kind of rape, but couldn't she just bite the fuck out of your dick? Like, heavy bleeding? Missing parts?

>Implying Lucy didn't wanted the d
It's like no one understands how foreplay works.

>Does this mean you think I'm pretty?

>this thread

I disagree.

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>not before

where's that LiS SFM snuff when you need it

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>when people are too casual to know the Peanuts lore and realize that Chuck deserves it for what he did

>It's a 'kick the football' issue

At what moment did Chuck officially turn from energetic douche to depressed loser?

Coincidentally enough it seems to be this strip, you can actually see the transformation take place!

keep going, i'm so hard

I need more of asshole Charlie Brown.

He also deserves it for falling for it so many goddamn times.

I got a few.

Older Peanuts had a cuter art style

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>birth_of_a_villain.jpg

what a chad

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Bitch is gonna learn today

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I can't be the only person here to find OG Patty extremely fappable

He's mostly just a dick towards Violet

Maybe she enjoyed it.

Requesting a Batman edit

>Charlie Brown's pose
>those eyes

It's like these assholes never seen anything Peanut's-related in their lives.

wrong

actual sociopath charlie brown

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I kinda hope Charlie Brown grew up to be an actual supervillain.

That kind of misses the point of his character though.

Do i look like i give a heck

What's the point of his character? Because it looks like the point of his character already changed a bit at some point from pushing Violet of her bike and beating up Lucy to being a depressed doormat.

Damn, son.

Funny enough, this is Violet, not Lucy.

I have a theory that all the kids who don't like Charlie Brown are mostly the ones who've been around the longest.

Cheeky bastard

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being rated highly for the wrong reasons isn't the same thing as being overrated

> dropkicks her right in her face

He's the living embodiment of endurance, or at the very least evolved to be that. No mater how bad Charlie Brown has it, he would never give up, he would just try again. From flying a kite, kicking a football, winning a baseball game, the list goes on, but he would keep trying, in the insane hope that one of these days, the universe would give him a break. Which actually happened in the peanuts movie, funny enough.

Let me guess, the bal represents Captain America?

What if instead of a football it was a soccer ball?

Then you're not allowed to touch the ball with your hands unless you're the goalie

Endurance?
Anyone with just one functioning braincell would've taken the hint and quit.
If you fail time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and timeand time and time and time and time and time again, it's time to be honest and admit you suck at it and it isn't for you.

Delicious.

>Chadie ThunderBrown

I assumed that was cannon, especiaally if you consider the first strip to be Shermy introducing Patty to him.

she was right to be afraid.

this is weapon brown isn't it

> IT WAS ME, VIOLET

> the very first Peanuts strip

nice

FA NIGGA BA NIGGA TA NIGGA
NIGGA

His personality is being a wishie washie faggot. He can still pull tricks and do mean things out of spite, but he'd never be commited enough to reach "super" status

we ain't eva gonna make it

It must be night time in Nigeria. Look at all these niggers.

your overrated

i agree

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That strip was published exactly 13 years after Hitler died

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DAMN!

oh no you have moved the ball!!

Lucy did nothing wrong. Charlie Brown deserves the humiliation.

>Anyone with just one functioning braincell would've taken the hint and quit

But not Charlie Brown. He refuses to take a hint, he will never give up. He's just going to keep on doing it until he gets it right, no matter how long it takes.

See you don't understand how important charlie brown is to the losers of the world. Most people suck at somethings. But there are people like Chuck that suck at everything, that suck at life. They need Charlie Brown showing them to keep going on sucking. Living a pitiful existence, but at least it's an existence.

Because the only other alternative is giving up on life.