>when you think it's a fart but you accidentally shit yourself
When you think it's a fart but you accidentally shit yourself
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Shit fucking sucks. Especially when your on your way to class or work
>when you think it's a shit but it's only fart
>when you think it's a burp but is actually a hemroid
Why would you fart out of your bathroom?
>when you have a bad shrooms trip with your friends and keep thinking you have already/are going to shit yourself and you get so insanely paranoid about it that you have to isolate yourself from the group
>when you think it's a fart, but it's really Paul Blart
BRAAAAAAAPOPOP
BRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTffttttfffffftfffffffftTtTtTfFfFFFFFFFFFFFFFFt
BRAAAAAPOPOPOPOPBRRRRRRRTTTTTRTTTTTTTT
I liked the sequel where you think it's a burp but you actually puke instead better
This comment has a nice cadence to it
This. American's are fucking repulsive
Sometimes my burps smell like rotten eggs
Ignoring the Reddit arrow, I agree
>when you think its a sneeze but you start pissing everywhere
great thread
Great post
LMAO wtf is wrong with this fucking board, like seriously?
I've watched this one like a dozen times
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11/10 thread
>using this thread to question what is wrong with this board
>tfw you fart and it smells delicious
>tfw playing it cool when you're exploding with joy on the inside
This
>braaaaaaaap all day at work
>very close line between walmart and blowing hot air
>cross the line a bit
>feel my asshole get a little wet
>can't evade to the bathroom because some customer pulled me
>end up lifting a heavy box for him
>poo a little
>get finished with customer and rush to the toilet
>underwear is contaminated
>throw them away, wipe my ass and continue my day commando
I always hunch foward to smell it
soo good
also gasoline smell hmmmmm
>when you're in between two guys at the urinal and you cant start peeing but the silence is deafening so you force it and fart but it wasn't just a fart a little bit of poo came out and is now running down your leg and is visible below your khaki shorts
>slept only 3 hours
>need to to be alert so I'm not late
>have a coffee for a nice little boost
>30 minutes later have to take a massive and seemingly never ending shit
>end up being late anyway
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Kys
Name 150 movies that do this
GREAT AAAASSSS