I wish Every Show on CN and Nick got Cancelled

I wish Every Show on CN and Nick got Cancelled

memento mori user

All shows everywhere eventually get's canceled.
You have 2 wishes left.

CONGRATULATIONS! They all move over to Disney, now show-runned by the man behind Door Number 1!

Disney picks them u-
Fuck you

Alright, but after seeing the ratings for these shows their networks bring them back to pick up where they left off.

They're replaced by even worse shows.

I wish Questionable Content ended.

I wish my waifu was real and loved me.

I whish superpowers were real and I have the best one

She loves you, but cucks you ever night with random black guys.

Your wish is granted! Their reruns will now be shown on Fox in between all the softcore porn.

She dies 5 seconds after she first sees you.

I wish I were a werewolf.

Your wish is granted, now go save every person in the universe, all of whom are now your responsibilty. You should have time for a break in about 30 billion years

I wish Venture Bros would get a bigger budget.

Granted you shed profusely and murder your entire family in a blood fueled wolf rage

I wish comic books were worth reading again

Only to be rebooted.

I wish to be beaten half to death

I wish for a fast and painless death

You get beaten half to death, and enter a lifelong coma.

You become mentally handicapped and win the lottery after your beating

They are but you lose your sight

Welcome to Assigned Male General!

I wish the hand would point his finger up so i can finger my asshole with it

I wish Steven Universe had longer episodes, 20 minutes minimum

Granted. But a sleazy executive producer just uses the bigger budget to line his pockets.

19 of those minutes are just filler material.

Granted, but you scratch yourself with the nail and get a cocktail of fatal monkey genie diseases.

I wish this monkey's paw had never existed.

I'm honestly fine with that.

What's his name again?

Both channels die from having nothing to air and no decent shows will ever be made again.

She goes into depression because even though she is real, her family and friends aren't. She also has difficulty adapting herself into real world society.

The best superpower is the ability to negate a monkey paw's negative effects which is redundant since you had already made your wish.

You get killed by a hunter after roaming a town in your werewolf form.

There are now only a small handful of comics being released monthly and their prices keep increasing.

Your brain is part of the half that dies which means it won't be long before the rest of you follows.

Someone else wishes you back to life with the dragon balls.

It's finger is already pointed up. You just wasted a wish.

The episodes become dragged out and shitty.

The universe you live in was created with a monkey paw's wish and you inadvertently erase everything.

I wish Steven Universe would have some actual villains

You got Gumball and the Loud House cancelled. That alone is a punishment on its own.

Monkey paws have now been replaced by Gorilla Fingers

>The universe you live in was created with a monkey paw's wish and you inadvertently erase everything.
Have you been outside?

I think I fucking win.

I wish Zack Snyder never made Man of Steel.

>ten replies in one post, all of which are a sentence each

kys

I wish this wish doesn't come true.

Granted.

But they're all sympathetic villains who turn good after fusing with Steven or one of the Crystal Gems.

Granted, he made "Steel Man", an even more gritty take on Superman. He snaps like 15 necks.

I wish to die

literally what could go wrong

Nothing happens, except that Allen Moore shows up at your house and slaps you with his dick for reading big two shit in the first place.

Granted, you're now dying of old age.

Granted.
Are you an atheist? Too bad. There's a god.
Are you religious? There isn't one.

I wish for all gun control/civilian weapon bans to be abolished forever

Dan Schneider

I wish that Mickey Mouse became public domain.
Oh boy

Nobody cares because Mickey Mouse is shit.

...

Granted. Now America will be forever pestered by a PETA-esque anti gun organization.

Shooting them will just make them martyrs.

I wish for a Godzilla anime where all the kaijus are high school girls.

>The best superpower is the ability to negate a monkey paw's negative effects which is redundant since you had already made your wish.

But what if I find another monkey paw?

Checkmate, athiests.

I'm not sure what you're implying

Then you can put the used one in your butthole.

I wish people would stop obsessing over guns so much. There are plenty of other legal weapons we can use to kill each other. Like crossbows, or swords. Wouldn't that be cool kids? A sword?

WW3

Granted. They're all just regular high school girls named after kaiju. And they all look like this.

All weapons are cool, bro. Some places restrict swords and bows so that's why I said weapon bans

I wish for more wishes.

Are Gorilla Fingers any different?

I wish Tooncast showed Powerpuff Girls again, the reboot sucks

I wish Creepy Susie could learn how to love me!

I wish Homestuck's Act VI didn't happen.

I wish for a Skunkworks animated series (RIP Hardiman).

I came for negative wish consequences and this poster delivered in spades. Stop being a shit heel.

You are brought back with a terrible physical deformity (like Arseface)

None of those has the killing capacity of a gun.

So, no more mass media, only artists working on their own? Sounds like an improvement to me.

Wish not granted. In fact, you now only have one wish left and the monkey's paw is flipping the bird directly at you.

>Pleb who can't create sonic wave attacks with a sword detected

I could see the shitposts now

I wish Felicity became the new Black Canary in the TV show AND comics.

they're larger

I with the Monkey's Paw would stop flipping me off

Wish granted. The last finger of the paw joins its brethren in forming a fist, and you have wasted your final wish.

I wish for a Mega Man show

I wish for a good version of the monkey's paw that nullifies the effects of the other one by it's mere existence.

I wish that everything that could possibly happen simultaneously happen in the span of one millisecond, with everything reverting back to normal with no detrimental effects that might've happened from the events, and nobody, not even myself, not even any living or thinking thing in the Universe will remember whatever happened to them or the world around them in that minuscule time frame.

I wish Robin Williams was alive in a non-zombie way.

Wish granted. His mind breaks from the strain of dying and returning to life, and he is rendered catatonic for the rest of his natural life.

I don't wish for anything.

I wish Wally West came back.

The Monkey Paw flips you off, winks out of existence, and you'll be tortured over how you'll never know what you wished for to make it act like that.

granted, but it gets rebooted with the trolls as the main characters

I wish that every wish I was going to make wouldn't backfire to me or anyone in any way.

No no, you have to do it right

I wish Robin Williams didn't have depression before the year 2014

that monkeys paw has no wishes left to grant

Wish granted. You get something. That's not anything, as they are two completely different words.
Wish granted. None of those wishes will be backfired to you or anyone else. They will fail, but they will not backfire, since there's no way your wish will be having fire coming out of anyone's back.

a new show called cancelled is picked up by those networks!

Wish grant, but he kills himself again anyway because you forgot he had depression.

You know with the way Sup Forums discusses cringe webcomics more than actually decent webcomics, I'm surprised this isn't already a thing.

Oh, gotta make a thread brb

>no mention of disney

t. mouseketeer

i'd respect disney more if they didn't murder WOY but otherwise they do still seem the best. though the two new shows they greenlight aren't that promising.

For primates.

I wish Finn got the happiness he deserved.

Granted. The show is cancelled before the episode airs though and it is never released thanks to staff infighting.
But they do announce that it happened.

Wish granted. Finn leads a miserable and unloved life because he deserves it for being a beta cuck