I got out of work early tonight, Anons. Let's try and read us some comics!
Power Man Storytime Part 4
Jaxon Rodriguez
Grayson Garcia
>Writer
>Chris Claremont
Welp, get your fetish counters ready, Anons.
Robert Wright
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Justin Hernandez
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Joseph Cruz
One good thought about those sterotypical japanese paper doors. They're so thin that even a weak fuck like you and me could go full Kool Aid Man on them.
Henry Foster
Man, you should read some of the Daughters of the Dragon he wrote in Deadly Hands of Kung Fu.
Joseph Butler
Is that an evil spirit coming out of that assassin's crotch?
Sebastian Harris
Aw user, you spoiled it! I was actually gonna do all of Deadly Hands of Kung Fu after we finish Iron Fist, but just before Iron Fist joins Luke Cage. I'm debating if I should do the White Tiger and Shang Chi parts.
Wyatt Gutierrez
It's actually a secret japanese ninjustu. Now Luke's boot smells like wang.
Mason Rivera
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Christopher Campbell
Shang Chi is pretty sweet, but it's a little off-course. I'm guessing you're not going to post the articles from Deadly Hands, just the comics?
William Cooper
Introducing Moses Magum, Magnum Force! His porn career didn't work out so well, so he kept the costume and became a supervillain.
Jose Torres
I'm still mulling it over, but it'll depend on if the people here want to see them.
Owen Cruz
Unrelated note, but I've found that varying combinations of "rue" and "avenue" have popped up in my capcha a lot. It's weird.
Logan Hill
I don't know what happened to the Punisher around this time to make him "unavailable" at this time. Anyone want to share with the class?
Alexander Gray
Moses Magnum is a cooler name than Magnum Force, anyway.
Jackson Taylor
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Joshua Wood
They're both french words for street, and a lot of french street signs have been showing up in captcha for some reason.
Julian Peterson
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Ryder Hernandez
Another word that's come up often in the capcha, "impasse".
Lincoln James
It's funny that Luke gets this angry about chopsticks, considering it's later retconned that he knows Japanese.
Also the fact that his best friend is the biggest weeb on Earth this side of Wolverine.
Henry James
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Jose Nguyen
How often do we see a villain apologize for doing something to kill the hero, while intentionally killing a henchman?
Nolan Jones
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Austin Wright
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Bentley Long
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Owen Barnes
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Jaxson Harris
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Jackson Gray
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Evan Rodriguez
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Matthew Baker
Holy shit, Luke fell out of a plane, dropped on of a mountain, rolled off the damn thing, hit the water, and didn't even rip his shirt?
I love his X-Men, but I don't think Chris Claremont is the man for Luke Cage.
Alexander Evans
Forgot the damn image...
Jonathan Jenkins
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Nicholas Rogers
>Most of the people I throw out of my airplanes usually take the hint
How many people do you think he's done that too? Do you think all of his bad henchmen get booted out the plane, or does it have to be a really specific kind of fuck-up?
Lucas Moore
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Cooper Turner
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Eli Russell
I've got a weird amount of love for finger lasers. It always bums me about that the Green Goblin doesn't use his much anymore.
Ayden Gomez
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Ryder Campbell
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Isaiah Thomas
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Christopher Jones
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Eli Myers
At least Danny has the excuse of being raised in an asian culture, Wolverine is the King of Weeb.
Owen Cook
>the ninja assassin is called Sakura
How cute.
Brody Miller
And Magum Force next appears in Claremont's X-Men. X-user already storytimed his next appearance.
>desustorage.org
Now, should I storytime the trilogy where Luke joins the Fantastic Four, or go right back to Power Man?
Austin Smith
I think it's because it's like when you pretended your finger was a gun when you were a kid, except it actually works.
Leo Gray
This is such a Bond ending, except Luke does not get to sleep with the girl.
Hunter Anderson
I didn't hear anybody say no, so let's go!
Caleb Turner
I will neither confirm or deny such accusations.
Alexander Harris
Well duh Ben, you're not much good against mole men or Skrulls now, are you?
Robert Morales
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Asher Harris
Wow. I can't wait to see how this new FF status quo affects comics forever!
Alexander Kelly
For years I genuinely believed Logan was raised in Japan, mostly because I knew he had a japanese wife, and knew how much of a weeb he was. You can imagine my shock when I found out that wasn't the case.
Joseph Price
For some reason Sup Forums isn't letting me post page 3, or at least isn't letting me see it.
Short version, we find out that Ben turned human after Hulk knocked him off a building.
Jason Moore
I've been trying to get page 3 to show up forever, what the shit.
Carter Wright
It got posted.
Austin Martinez
Yeah, I have no idea why it took so long, it was weird.
Adrian Martin
I may be wrong, but I think this is the first time he's met the FF since "Hey, can I borrow your multimillion dollar jet to get $200 back from the leader of a sovereign nation?"
Asher Thompson
Uh, nevermind. Shit, I don't think I have that series downloaded. I'll storytime that with the tomorrow if anyone's interested?
Angel Morales
He does owe them a favor.
Charles Wilson
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Caleb Wilson
What series?
Isaac Gutierrez
Huh, apparently the Fantastic Four have a Danger Room too. Does this mean Reed also enslaved an AI?
Camden Torres
Marvel Two-In-One. It was basically a series where Ben Grimm met with various other heroes in the Marvel Universe.
Kevin Wright
Issue 13? I have that one.
Cameron Brown
Wow, somebody actually lost to the Wrecker. When was the last time THAT happened? Dude's usually the biggest jobber this side of Galactus.
Dylan Ortiz
Well it shouldn't take too much to storytime it. As I said, if anyone's interested, I can do it tomorrow.
Jaxson Johnson
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Gabriel Wood
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John Nguyen
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Charles Walker
Here's a link if you want it.
mediafire.com
Brayden Sanchez
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Josiah Taylor
On it, but nobody seems interested.
Brandon Wright
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Carson Howard
>Drunk Ben starting shit in a bar
Julian Baker
Would being caught by Luke Cage from that height really be any different than hitting concrete?
Josiah Miller
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Nathan Fisher
It works for Superman, doesn't it?
It shouldn't work there either, but comics.
Kevin Richardson
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Jaxson Brooks
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Cooper Lopez
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Jason Mitchell
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Eli Gomez
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Dylan Fisher
Superman flies, though. You can justify it as him grabbing them while matching their fall and slowly decelerating to a stop. They don't always show him doing that, but at least he could.
Ryder Hughes
Huh, you know, forget what I said about Sue being strong. Luke just beat her with a damn curtain.
Lucas Long
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Ryder Baker
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Adrian Bailey
Is this the first time someone asked why Susan didn't call herself Invisible Woman?
Lincoln Brooks
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Evan Diaz
It's the first I'm aware of, but I'm hardly a massive FF fan at the moment.
Owen Adams
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Lucas Cox
She's not near as badass as she got in the 80's. Still way better than she was in the earliest issues, that was embarrassing.
Nathan Stewart
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Cooper Reed
DUN DUN DUN
Easton Morris
>Abraham Lincoln's mother
Jason Sanchez
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Jaxon Allen
Here's how you know Reed is into some weird as shit super-science.
Ben finds the idea of an alternate universe version of himself to make more sense than the idea of Power Armor.
Jaxon Young
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Caleb Garcia
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Wyatt Morris
Man, was Reed always such a drama queen?
Jordan Butler
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