Does Joss Whedon not proof read a fucking goddamn thing and just accepts literally the 1st draft he writes down as his best draft? Why is the fucking quality of this show so fucking inconsistent?
Seriously this show is trying to fucking Frankenstein together too many goddamn plot lines it could save for later
>The goal of Season 1 is "Find out who The Clairvoyant is" >Coulson doesn't know that 3/4 of Shield is literally all HYDRA agents because Winter Soldier hasn't happened yet >Rising Tide is basically Skye's plot device for when something doesn't make sense >Suddenly Kree Blood brings you back to life >Suddenly Nick Fury is this huge enormous cunt who seems to wanna bend the world to him whim in the name of "safety" >THEN ASGUARDIANS
This show is fucking comically terrible PICK A PLOT LINE!
You do realize its reactive to whatever is happening in the larger MCU right? Its slave to it. Its sounds like you barely hit the Inhumans stuff, I imagine that will piss you off
Levi Hughes
What pisses me off is this show follows the classic Josh Whedon "Gonna insert my fetish into every episode" trope where women are identified as
>Ass kicking machines >Ass kicking machines who're also the bad guys
No wonder feminists like Joss there are more episodes with female antagonists then there are with male ones
Cooper Sullivan
I thought Whedon left after season 1? It's also when the show started getting much better so I just assumed he did. Also I doubt Josh "THE cuckhold" Whedon would have let the May Fan-service episode stay in
Jayden Watson
Skye might as well be Buffy or some extra bitch from Firefly because you can tell Whedon projects all his fantasies about women onto her
That and or the hot Asian milf
Zachary Clark
Whedon never had shit to do with the show besides maybe picking up a paycheck
Josiah Gomez
Then why the fuck is every episode "written" by 2 different Whedon Brothers and Jeff Loeb the guy who fucked Earth's Mightiest in the ass?
Hunter Lopez
The only episode Joss has written and ever been credited as writing was the pilot. The rest, he's just a producer at best.
Jacob Johnson
He's terrible at whatever his job is suppose to be
Blake Scott
The guy behind this show is Jeb Whedon, not Josh Weeden
it's his twink cuck little brother
Lincoln Morgan
No one considers Agents of Shield canon. At this point the entire TV show is just handwaved and ignored.
Daredevil and Jessica Jones are so much higher quality, Agents of Shield looks like a fan fiction.
Asher Martinez
>CHITARI Virus >Causes Electromagnetism >Anyone who touches CHITARI or CHITARI artifacts gets infected with the virus
Wouldn't this mean all the avengers are infected with it?
Eli Flores
"Women who do things" isn't a fetish.
Cooper Evans
>Joss Whedon Stopped reading right there. He hasn't been affiliated with the show since s01e01.
Matthew Nelson
Oh it's this meme again...
Logan Smith
Yeah even I thought this was asinine. Same with the metal nails lady. Fucking hell what a lazy idea.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Agent May is also Mulan and Chun-li
She's allowed to rape everyone. It's her think, as an actress.
Chase Ortiz
Y'know, that's a fetish that he shares with millions of people.
But hey, stay salty.
Jaxson Nguyen
Whatever you might think this show is good or not, your list of complaints is so retarded you gotta be joking.
Adrian Morales
>Women who think smarter than the guys isn't a fetish
Joss Whedon says you're wrong.
Gavin Garcia
Then why is he in all these fucking title cards when was the last time you watched Season 1?
Gabriel Jenkins
please have sex.
Christopher Ross
When the last time you actually saw a television show? They always roll with multiple plot lines, because very few plotlines warrant about 14 hours of action.
Jose Bell
no u
Ryder Cook
You don't know how credits work do you?
Logan Sullivan
Neither do you apparently
I did wasn't that great
Ayden Perry
Stan Lee has an Executive Producer credit on every MCU movie. Doesn't mean he's in anyway involved with the production. Same thing with Whedon.
Isaiah Young
Yes but they both have final say decision making regardless of that
Nolan Wilson
The fuck are you talking about, title cards?
Nicholas Morris
Uh no they don't... Joss is out from Marvel and Stan just gets a courtesy credit
Blake Green
Stan owns Marvel
Just because Disney owns marvel doesn't mean the Disney CEO is the final say they need to get the final say from Stan himself
Gabriel Wood
At the beginning of every fucking episode holy fuck why are you so retarded?
