Which country is your broest bro?

Which country is your broest bro?

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probably the froggots

You're swamp Germans, after all.

Greece

Funland

well of course, our brother country could only be Canada, despite their British toady phase

>France is your BFF after all the shit you spew about them

Kek. I guess the saying is true: With friends like the Americans, you don't need enemies.

No. Americans hate the French.

OP is just some French diaspora poster

Grazie mille Giambattista!

France, our first and oldest ally.
The Americans that make surrender jokes are ignorant.

America without a doubt.

Holland and me (me on the right)

Why are there so many Polish flags?
Or is the blue just covered up?

t. Pierre
France betrayed us in the Quasi War.
Morocco is America's only true ally.

excuse me who are you

two selebrate nashinal poland day

The Faroe islands are and always have been our greatest ally, when I look into the light they are sure to be there shining

blue color is obviously covered by treed, look you can see one full blue white red flag on the right, also,
>France betrayed us in the Quasi War.
lol, literally the opposite.

>lol, literally the opposite.
We didn't owe Napoleon nothing

Je t'aime Jean-François

None

Andorra

>France helps USA for independance war vs England
>Some years later USA allows England to steal french cargos
what did you mean by this ?

France in 1780 wasn't the same as France in 1800

It was the French monarchy that helped them, not a fat Italian roleplaying as French

Wallons should be genocided

non country

Åland.

>paradoxically make the french unwelcome in america because muh whiteness
>ally with the country the french just helped you gtfo
>declare war when you don't want to pay debt
>have all its big writers like Mark twain shit daily on the french because it's anglo tradition
>come late in WW1 with no tanks, no weapons and no training but claim all the glory
>kill more french people than the nazis did, rape and destroy in France
>"WE DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU FUCKING FROGS BE GRATEFUL"
>get assblasted when some old guy explicitly explain how he doesn't want France to be the US vassal
>get assblasted when the french don't act like a good dog to follow them in an useless war
>main actor of french bashing
yeah sure loooooooooooooooooooool greadesd ally

kek, what a good excuse to not pay debts and stay neutral, at least we know where your perfidy comes from.

and Krauts should be gassed

Im not even a wallon

>>declare war when you don't want to pay debt
We never did such a thing

Finland

inb4 Finns derail the thread

*dowloading haploautism.exe*

well it was undeclared, but you can't ignore the rest

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Don't think we have one. We kinda hate everyone.

Czechia

Fuck you traitor.

hello where are the burger?

> americans think frenchfagots give a fuck about them
lol

>Kek. I guess the saying is true: With friends like the Americans, you don't need enemies.
We actually like them despite what we say.

This poster is probably a Mexican.
>No. Americans hate the French.
>OP is just some French diaspora poster

brazil. i guess.

n-norge... owo

france

ouais, fais peter une Karmeliet l'ami

>well it was undeclared, but you can't ignore the rest
If I borrowed money from a man and his Gardner and maid kill him, I'm not paying them shit.

always, ameribro
we're harsh because that's how french show love, criticism is a duty in a sincere friendship


inbred inland MAGA muricans hate the French, but then again they hate everyone

In big cities and among educated people, being French gets you red carpet treatment

Same the other way, low-brow French plebs love the "muh stupid USA" meme because they don't know shit about the place
Well-travaled, upper class french like the USA and are weel aware of the difference between Alabama & co and the rest of the country, and explicitely endorse the american way of "try, fail, and repeat" probably the biggest influence in business circles in France still remains american

>Americans hate the French.
kys Cletus

you boroowed money from France, the man managing France is killed and you don't pay your debts because the manager got killed ? lol

Israel

Shout out to shitposting countries everywhere x

>Americans hate the French.