Is eating ice-cream at the cinema red-pilled?

is eating ice-cream at the cinema red-pilled?

That ice cream looks BLACKED

Sure

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Ice cream is a retarded movie snack. You have to finish it before the trailers are even done or it'll melt.

>when the theater manager sees you entering with 2 scoops

that's a good thing. trailers are fun and so is eating ice cream. they go hand in hand.

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i will lick that until it gets a cream topping

>hurr durr look at me, i'm so red-pilled i pay a 1000% markup to eat ice cream while watching muh cumic book heroes

As long as it's not that racist/homophobic Vanilla flavor

Coke Icee + Medium Popcorn is the best

Ice cream is for fags
desserts are for women and children.

oh no no no

i have a theory that woman need sweets to makeup for a lack of fulfillment in life from sex (they don't get the same amount of fulfillment as men due to lower testosterone levels)

>plebcorn
I just don't get it man.

I need a quick rundown

>not showering at the cinema

What flavor is this? Nuts?

eating anything at the cinema is ultimately retarded

well nuts do contain zygotes just like those nuts, so yes.

You shouldn't be able to eat anything at the cinema because a bunch of retards eating food in the dark just creates messy, disgusting floors.
When I'm hungry I usually just bring a vanilla coke and some of these chips however.

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If you do a lot of mess sure

>hungry
>drinking soda and eating chips
damn how fat are you?

>he doesn't stuff his face during the trailers

There's a reason that no movie theater I know of sells chips. It's the noisiest food.

I'd far prefer assholes just eat something messy over listening to nonstop crunches throughout the movie.