What's this fighting stance called?
What's this fighting stance called?
Stupid
fuck-am-i-doing
fucking blades are not even sharp
bad poosy
pusy cramp
the pulsating rhythmical remedy
RAWR XDDD333333 Stabby stabby L3 bAd pOOSSaayy
Wretched feline.
more like what the fuck is that dagger design
it looks like something for a kids halloween costume
Leaping Shark
Nothing wrong with the stance, great for lunging into a parry
>that plastic prop daggers
disgusting.
it's called "I wish they paid me more for showing my tits on camera"
Look we girls can fight too!
The Mary Sue? WHy is she dressed up as Rey?
>Knives that look like they were bought from the Halloween aisle of walmart
>Wearing eyeshadow and makeup to battle
>Fighting in a high heat climate in a Leather Vest with no padding or undershirt, enjoy the chaffing
>All those pointless straps and buckles
>Movement restricting leather battle skirt
>Pointless wristbands
>50 IQ goblin fighting stance
Does this picture perfectly sum up women in combat?
I wouldn't be able to fight back because of my massive erection!!
It's more like how men who's never seen women in combat believe how women in combat look like
Plastic-is-too-heavy stance from the noice title school of advanced camwhoring
woman
>misogynists hate the sand snakes because they're afraid of strong women
Pathetic.
Truly pathetic.
The cunt.
The Lesbian Two Step
I would disagree since you sound a little rustled, but this is D&D we are talking about, so you are probably right.
The Bad Poosi-tion
The strong empowered feminist fan service stance.
>never seen women in combat
I wonder why that might be? Perhaps they are inferior in battle.
>the toy daggers
>all those belts
>that stance
hilarious. i can't believe you dumb fucking redditors still watch this garbage. it's comically bad in every aspect including the writing
the bat pusi
>those plastic daggers doe
why?
ESPECIALLY the writing m8
What do you mean, friend? The highly nuanced and subtle writing of GoT doesn't fire up the ol neurons? bet you didn't even realize that Dany has not one, not two, but THREE eunuchs advising her now.
Holy shit, you are right. I feel so dumb now. And I love GoT again!
What purpose does the right hand dagger serve in this position?
The purpose of the right hand blade is to anchor yourself to the opponent after you have been cut in half so your torso doesn't fall to the ground and you can continue to slash and stab with the left.
Gotta use your noodle, lad.
Pretty much.
In reality, they would be pretty much indistinguishable from male fighters.
Here's proof >youtube.com
Wot didn't she have massive tits? How'd they hide them.
Except the male fighter would be bigger, stronger, faster, have longer reach, a higher tolerance for pain, higher levels of aggression, better aim and striking due to better spatial awareness and so on. Women don't compare to men in terms of physical prowess.
She got a reduction for the show
Underrated
The Dorne Arc Got Budget Cuts Stance
DUBLEL DAGGERS
Women have higher pain tolerance. Don't let the roasties who say ouchie to every boo boo fool you. They're just attention seeking whores.
Pretty much this, Basically the only fighting role a woman might be better at is assassination since people would automatically trust and underestimate a woman more.
No they don't.
vibora tetas
nobody trusts women, not even women.
Fair point.
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Nice props
what a terible terrible show
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The "Some autistic shitposter with absolutely zero creativity, will use this as material to farm (you)s for years" pose
kek'd
Based
Holy fuck those props are so bad, look at how thick those dull blades are jesus fucking christ HEMA stroke
Post her tits webm
Stabbity-stabbity
Thus guy here knows. The Torso Threat has been a well established stance for centuries.
>humongous budget tv series
>her weapons looks faker than any weapon used in the Xena series
Why is this even allowed?
Truly truly truly pathetic.
>have gorillions in budget
>look worse than a mid-90s action comedy
what did they mean by this?
10/10 would breed
wtf xena was a samurai?
kill yourself
so according to the leaks , this bitch gets killed by euron. how likely are the chances that she gets the salty dick before that happens
>lucy lawless
>lawless
>adjective
>not governed by or obedient to laws
dude, spoilers
??
so she was a ronin?
>WHEN'S SMOGGO CUNT
My sources say she dies of bad pussy.
She probably should have seen a maester about that.
Who even cares at this point? What a shitshow it has become
What's this stance called?
I'll try spinning! That's a good trick
Stupid
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the i'm gonna get raped stance
Is there any real life close combat situation where a roll is useful?
Final season arc took place in Japan(I think).
Bravo
the birthday snatcher
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Yeah, when you're fighting a man with a rare psychological condition that makes him burst into treats when he sees someone rolling on the floor like a retard.
What do you call this fighting style?
m.youtube.com
The worst part isn't lower quality recruits due to lower standards, it's that females would destroy group cohesion because every male marine would be focused on helping her. Losing a female in the line of duty is as bad as failing the mission to most people and that's wrong. The mission is always the most important; all soldiers are expendable.
Threadly reminder
> During the 1998 Australian Open, sisters Serena and Venus Williams boasted that they could beat any man ranked outside the world's top 200. The challenge was accepted by Karsten Braasch, a German player ranked No 203 (his highest ranking was No 38). Before the matches, Braasch played a round of golf in the morning, drank a couple of beers, smoked a few cigarettes, and then played the Williams sisters for a set each, one after the other. He defeated Serena, 6-1, and Venus, 6-2. Serena said afterwards "I didn't know it would be that hard. I hit shots that would have been winners on the women's tour and he got to them easily."
>we see the guy with the spear expertly take out everyone else
>old ass jorah slowly somersaults towards him and the guy charges him with his weapon high in the air
Really makes you miss the Ned v Jaime fight
this is so fucking retarded
what is this called?
MY BODY'S READY
MY HEART'S ON FIRE
kino
>Ingenuity
Dirty knifears geting whats coming to them.
Underrated post
that's maybe the only thing I liked from that ugly overcgi scene
gimpy
Sauce?
Snek-fu
Hi William
>stronger, faster
true. but this doesnt force them into doing retarded things. just make them weaker and slower.