I don't any money

i don't any money...

>tfw do money

i do money, but i'm so cheap and dont want to spend it (except on beer, fast food and sex toys)

Nigga get a job

>tfw no left testicle

just do a drug run or become a sicario

i'm autistic

So? Spergs gotta work too

I have a bit of money I want to invest..is p2p lending a good idea?

>tfw fat

i much money...

i don't any girl...

No. Invest in beanie babies, they're gonna make a comeback

I am tired of you and your bitcoins

But it's the only thing I have to brag about. ;_;

i just realized i didn't write "have"

i'm retarded

i do money but i'm so stingy i spend as little as possible and live in the cheapest flat i could find.

in november i bought a pizza for 7€ and i still feel bad about it because i could have gotten a much cheaper meal

think i might be a bit mentally ill

Okay then. I will leave you alone

Brother

Are you saving for something else?

yes, i want to have my own house some day.

or at least that is what i'm telling myself.

Thanks, fren. I will tone it down from now on just for you.

Don't bother. It's ok. I won't be able to recognize you then

I the russians