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Sup Forums

needs more chebs

please stop saying life is a highway and that you want to ride it.

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we're all out til tomorrow mate

>look at this run down estates in the worst areas of England
>the WHOLE OF ENGLAND looks like this!

spastic

need to move to norway lads

in today's society being a pedophile is better than being racist.

ehm Sup Forums is /brit/'s sister board sweaty xx

birmingham is so shit jesus christ

Will be toiling all day by the arrival of morning lads

anime

is that a fucking pacer train on the left? In the south? I thought pacers were for the poortherner scum

retake rockall with us instead

it can be our norway

the gf

*builds a post-modern library in front of you*

is that gib

surely you mean this part of norway

going to miss the motor sound of the old 80s/90s trains

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thats not a pacer silly

You fags are confusing. Just speak fucking english

pacers look comfy and nicer than having those giant doors on the front

Have not had a cheeky spliff or a wank all day lads

"Together together" cries Jez the Great Humanitarian, "We can create heaven on earth!"

Together with whom? "Together" with Tony Blair & the imperialist core of the Labour Party? "Together" with his great friend Shimon Peres & the usurping Zionist entity?

"Together" my arse.

any /slamdoor/ train man in?

Or were you all born post-2003?

Fuck off chink

comfykino

maybee ur just iliturit/dislesckic

Care to explain why Europeans love tobacco with their dude weed lmao?
I don't smoke anymore but when I was degenerative you fucks never wanted to smoke it straight

I'll fuck right on bong. Don't ever tell me what to do.

i'm in the love for the first time. don't you know it's gonna last?

lemme test

every time i get drunk during the week i fiend cocaine ridiculously and pray for the weekend

1998 and dont remember a single slam door train

Gives you a buzz or something
in the realm of poo peeland we call it "chop" for some reason

Has an album ever encapsulated (South) London better than this?
Literally makes me feel like I'm in Croydon

that's because you'd have been 5 when it was officially removed. get out newfag

what song is this

>1998

here come old flat top
he come groovin up slowly
he got joo-joo eyeballs
he one holy roller
he got hair down to his knees
got to be good looking so he's so hard to see

>Wales, Chile

Archangel

title and band name, you mong

my first uni term was so bad that i am now conditioned so that i can only work from 1am-8am while listening to abstract harsh noise and electronica

absolute state of me

dunno it's a cultural thing i suppose. people tend to smoke larger joints here more like actual cigarettes even though smoking it in a bong or whatever pure gives the exact same effect. personally i prefer a spliff with tobacco because it lasts longer and you can sit there puffing it for ages

That's the year I was born
:^))))))))))))))))

Non-shithole list 2017

>Most rural areas
>Any small middle class market town
>half of London
>York
>Oxford
>Cambridge
>Harrogate
>Bath
>parts of Bristol
>Exeter
>Edinburgh
>Cheltenham
>Lancaster
>Norwich
>lots of Brighton
>lots of Royal Tunbridge Wells

Archangel by Burial on the album Untrue

we literally still have those in devon and cornwall

you have to reach out the window and open door from the outside

business idea: kill myself and reincarnate as someone born in new england

is OCD contagious because i someone just pointed out i keep repeating sentences and I never noticed

Would heem any Sup Forums man that existed near me.

lads

The Pianist and The Shining are too great films because you become fully engrossed in the story.

It's like the real world doesn't exist for those 2.5-3 hours.

Can you recommend any other films that create that same 'feel'?

where is slough and luton

i was born in 1989 and i dont know what a slamdoor train is. i never took trains anywhere

Sometimes when I go to London, on the train I look out the window elevated above on the embankment and you can see the abhorrent conditions "greater" londoners live in. It's a depressing sight, of blacks and browns on the high streets, rip off "DFC" chicken fast food, everyone looks so stressed and tired and angry.

They get on the train at the stops and you tell straight away who they are. They are a londoner. They have this grotesque smell of overpriced perfume/aftershave, they have a macbook, some pretenious longcoat on and a copy of the times newspaper and holding a cup of overpriced costa coffee. They look like they haven't enjoyed anything in 10 years. Pale, exhausted people. fuck london

oh these
those aren't proper slam door trains

Was just testing to see what would happen
Back to normal

*approaches you*

"I was a Viking old!
My deeds, though manifold,
No Skald in song has told,
No Saga taught thee!

"Far in the Northern Land,
By the wild Baltic's strand,
I, with my childish hand,
Tamed the gerfalcon;
And, with my skates fast-bound,
Skimmed the half-frozen Sound,
That the poor whimpering hound
Trembled to walk on.


Soft eyes did gaze on me,
Burning yet tender;
And as the white stars shine
On the dark Norway pine,
On that dark heart of mine
Fell their soft splendor.

I wooed the blue-eyed maid,
Yielding, yet half afraid,
And in the forest's shade
Our vows were plighted.
Under its loosened vest
Fluttered her little breast,
Like birds within their nest
By the hawk frighted.

Fairest of all was she
Among the Norsemen!--
When on the white sea-strand,
Waving his armèd hand.

"There lived we many years;
Time dried the maiden's tears;
She had forgot her fears,
She was a mother;
Death closed her mild blue eyes,
Under that tower she lies;
Ne'er shall the sun arise
On such another!

When I smoked it was because you always had fuck all and because of your point of actually enjoying the joint rather than just skulling everything which seemed shit and unenjoyable

didnt stop lads making bottle bongs half the time though

that was shite, point of it is to have a laugh

I always assumed it was merely to mask the smell better

how so

Has anyone got the picture of that paki slag in a supermarket wearing a white top and denim shorts? With big paki chebs too

The British tax payer is finding the murder of innocent Yemen children

b mai gf ;0

need a quirky yank gf

yeah

Did he get fat or what

>Any small middle class market town
they're a bit grim now a days

go jack off to your cousin rasheed

literally listening to that album right now
fantastic

made an inflammatory post on facebook

I need it for shitposting purposes tbf

mate smoke a joint with very strong smelling weed in it with tobacco and it might as well the tobacco not be there for the overpowering stench it still creates. you can still smell it in your car for days. the tobacco does nothing

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i read all american posts in a thick american accent and whenever they use /brit/ terminology i can't help but giggle inside because of how bad it sounds

Post it lad

thats not a market town thats a shithole i can see the fucking barratt houses on the right

what about ze germans?

don't have a camera

>burton on trent
>middle class

K E K

dad has his cauldron out again lads

thinks hes trying to make polyjuice poition again

no thanks

deine mutter ist schwul

Now imagine how the rest of the world thinks about your Austin Powers accent

And so this is christmas

For weak and for strong

the rich and the poors ones

The oldest and young

And so happy christmas

For black and for white

For the yellow and reds ones

Lets stop all the fights

basically had a hangover for 3 days now
why is it lasting so long?

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I do the inverse, it's fun to post like that and read it in my own head
I feel quite posh afterwards

you drank heavily or are an alcoholic or are old now

oi mate bin that drain cleaner

anzu

have you eaten much

Would stick my willy in his bum I reckon

Love soy me

Posted From 2010 Macbook

I AM the God Thor,
I am the War God,
I am the Thunderer!
Here in my Northland,
My fastness and fortress,
Reign I forever!

Here amid icebergs
Rule I the nations;
This is my hammer,
Miölner the mighty;
Giants and sorcerers
Cannot withstand it!

The light thou beholdest
Stream through the heavens,
In flashes of crimson,
Is but my red beard
Blown by the night-wind,
Affrighting the nations!


Force rules the world still,
Has ruled it, shall rule it;
Meekness is weakness,
Strength is triumphant,
Over the whole earth
Still is it Thor's-Day!

would you like drain cleaner thrown in your face so you are blinded and have your face melted off?

not sure what the gf meant by this

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I like the German accent desu, most sound decent speaking English

I do sound eerily similar to Austin Powers after a bit of alcohol, not gonna lie to you lad.

Deranged post.