If you could go back in time where would you go?

If you could go back in time where would you go?
What would be your profession?

>Florence, 1500
>I'd become a banker or work for the Medici

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>Rome, 1300s
>become a clergyman

>America, 2000s
>Neet it up

>600BC
>Scientist - Writes a book about the future and write about keks

Spanish nobleman in colonial America, probably plantation owner

Just back to just before when Google needed seed money.

>1400
>Venice. Best trading hub.
>trader

OPs idea is pretty damn good too. Northern italian states were small yet rich as fuck back then.

Sup Forums, 2006
Professional shitposter

I miss Sup Forums.

1600s, King.

Who dont want to be King?

I would go back to a time when I was happy

France Bordeau
Mid -XVIII century
Slave trader or just trader

>300ac rome
>sex slaves trader
Good life.

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A King who gets his head chopped off because he is King lel.

New sweden, 1600s
I would kill every dutch fucker i see.

Implying you wouldnt bring modern disease with you and kill everyone

>Wales 1101
>Prepare for Roman/Breton invasions.

>implying you wouldnt be a god for knowing how deceases are transmited before pasteur.

You're welcome to visit.

>go to wikipedia to get a good date for Library of Alexandria visit

>burned by Caesar in 48BC

Am I just a forgetful cunt, or is this some strong revisionist bullshit? I honestly don't remember Caesar being even remotely connected to this...

2015
Rich Jew

...

probably a monk

I would go back to 2008 when I was in iraq. I wouldn't get out so my life wouldn't fucking sucks nigger cock like it does now.

Fuck

good choice OP
but last week as a f1 driver

613
Mecca
I'd join up with Muhammad so I could rape children.

820, France
I would be a knight and go on quests and shit

Athens, 405 BC
idk man whatever lets me chill with plato and socrates and not starve to death

570 CE, kill that faggot Muhammad.

Prob Austria 1615. Work to save Catholicism and unite the germans at a critical point.

USA, 1969
Hook up with a hot model g/f, her nerdy female buddy, and a stoner with his cuddly pooch.

We would drive around in a van and solve mysteries and shit.

>boom

>Go back to pre Islam
>Find Muhammed
>go full Terminator on his ass and put a .50 in his skull

I'll tell you what I would do if I could go back in time OP

>go back to August 6, 1945
>take a trip to Hiroshima
>watch the fireworks from a nearby mountain
>repeat a couple days later at Nagasaki

11.21.63

I would stop the assignation of JFK

>Florence, 1500
>not running on rooftops with your bro and fuck bitches
What the fuck are you doing, Beaner-kun?
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What is Thailand?

STEALTH RARE

S T E A L T H R A R E

Same, familia.
Studied abroad in Firenze, learned all about the Medici and all of the art and architecture of the time. Cosimo the Elder and Cosimo the Grand Duke are what men should aspire to be like.

>USA 1850
>become oil and railroad baron while claiming all the land imaginable

>1950 USA
Play life on easy mode because I'm a cis white male