"well, at least things couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse"

>"well, at least things couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse"
>it starts raining

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>and your other rain

>character is about to get executed by ISIS
>*freeze frame
>you are probably wondering how i got into this situation
>shot of london
>text reads "2020"
>nasheed music playing

>truck passes by
>BEEP
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>"we're not so different, you and I"
>starts raining

>things can't get any worse can they?
>...c-can they?

>character goes to take a shit
>starts raining

>protagonist is rain
>it's the worst start

>pepeimage.phone.targa

>stop, if we kill him, we become like him

>.targa

Holy shit, I had completely forgotten about that file format. I haven't used it since I used to make skins for Warcraft 3 models

>later that night
>rain and thunder

>hes a little crazy but he's the best detective we've got

>if we kill him we're no better than he is

>movie takes place in ancient china
>"don't mess with me, i have a black belt in karate"

>movie takes place in new york
>mc bumps into someone on the street
>"Hey watch it pal im walkin here!"

>shower scene
>character doesn't take a shit

I've never understood this Pepe. Is he hoovering the popcorn into his mouth?

>"well, at least things couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse"
>Donald Trump goes overseas again

>Protagonist switches computer on
>"YOU HAVE EMAIL"

He's clearly shaking with excitement so hard that he's spilling his popcorn, dude.

>We need you
>...
>*I* need you

>Protagonist prints something
>Printer actually works first try.

>What're you drinking?
>I'll have a beer

>Character orders coke
>"Is pepsi okay?"

underrated

you could make custom skins?
nice

YoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>character throws something out the window at night
>*cat scream*
>*bins knock over*

>rain

>frantically hitting keyboard in order to "hack" something
>tense music
>..."i'm in"

>"wait for my signal"
>"what's the signal?"
>"oh you'll know"

>*large explosion*
>well i guess thats the signal

>Movie takes place in Scotland
>Bagpipes

*pulls up gun*
...Any final words?

>hero to inexperienced comic relief side kick
>"cover me"
>hero rushes out into heavy gun fire
>side kick looks concerned at his gun

youtube.com/watch?v=jbRyo0j7CO8

>bomb gets defused with EXACTLY one second remaining

>character is told code, phone number or adress
>remembers it clearly after only having heard it once

>Vietnam war movie
>It ain't me starts playing

>"Whatever happens, you stay in the car."
>Doesn't stay in the car

>mc kicks in door to a toilet stall to reveal a fat guy taking a shit
>"freeze asshole!"

>i need 20 minutes
>you have 5
>what's plan B ?
>this IS plan B
>whats plan C?
>RUN

dumb frogposters

>whatever you do, do not press the red button
>...
>you pressed it didnt you

Holy wow! Who's this frog!? Lol I'm literally crying. Does he say all this stuff about movies on some video?

>something violent is happening on screen
>happy music

>mc opens the door after it rings once
>doesn't check the peephole first

naa ese omero re duro xDDD UNA VELAA PA

t. vela knower

>oh thanks Daniel
>how do you know my name?
>it's on your shirt

uhm how can you not know Smug Frog, formerly Sad Frog aka Feels Good Man?

>who are you?
>I'm FBI and we're talking over this case

>protaganist and all the side characters gathered around a computer gathering info
>the computer isn't laggy as fuck with an eventual crash
>characters aren't forced to wait for the system to reboot

unrealistic tbqh

>"did you kill her?"
>"no I swear I did not shoot her!"
>"...I never said she was shot"

>Character gets home late after long day at work
>Switches light on
>SURPRISE!!!
>stock_party_horn_sound_effect.wav

is fucking monopoly money ok?

>with you and what army?
>THIS army!

YES

she should get bigger boobs

Thanks! I'll look him up Anonymous. :^P

>Time travel movie
>Where are we?
>No- When are we?

>Character plays video games with a fucking joystick
>atari donkey kong sound effects

>character plays video game
>frantically tapping buttons and moving arms about

>character is texting someone
>they reply instantly

>main character has to leave his apartment
>doesn't observe the hallway for five minutes to make sure none of his neighbours are out there before mustering up the courage to go outside

>a character is struck by a daze in the middle of combat to take in the gruesome reality of war as he sees his comrades being gunned down in slow-motion to swelling emotional orchestral music before suddenly being interrupted from his daze by a fellow soldier and this calm moment of horrible serenity turns abruptly back to the chaotic directing style of an action movie

>super natural psychic or eye monster gets killed
>i guess he didnt SEE that one coming

They do though.

eeeek.. somebody isn't important...

>character falls or gets killed
>wilhem scream

>character knocks on door
>waits three seconds and then knocks again harder

>random lights flickering
fucking every time

every movie, game, tv show

>spooky noise from door / window
>its just a cat making noise
>real jump scare comes 2 seconds later

>characters fighting though a building
>kill 50 bad guys in intense action scene
>rush into elevator, hit the button for the top floor
>they wait in awkward silence while cheesy elevator music plays

>jewish parents
>father is a short balding failure
>mother is an ugly nagging useless bitch

>two males are tied or chained together
>has to get close and physical to get lose
>"you almost got it just a bit to the left oh thats it"
>another guy walks in on them and assumes they're performing some gay sexual act
>turns around and walk out again without a word

I live in a downtown area and people is retarded like this with the ringbell here, it wasn't like that in other neighbourhood. I think they get nervous with lots of things happening around when you're in front of the door, dunno

>character talking to scientist or designated smart person
>english please!

>leisurely wipes sweat from his brow
>DING
>same action scene music starts up again

>eeeek..
Somebody's a faggot

>You can hear something hit the water

NO, YOU DON'T

...

you by not getting a joke

>Protagonist goes to buy an anvil
>Anvil salesman tells him they ran out...
>... as he's using A FUCKING ANVIL XD

>that's how I order in bars and pubs
>if they pester me for a brand I tell them to surprise me
do all bartenders hate me?

so he's supposed to sell him his own personal anvil or something?

>character goes to mcdonalds
>eats kfc food inside

>le inside meme

He's an anvil salesman. He can easily sell him his personal anvil, or forge him a new one.

I like this trope. Allows the audience to soak up the horrors of conflict especially in Saving Private Ryan

Just ask for the bartenders favorite beer.

>Two protagonists can't find bad guy
>"He ... just ... disappeared"
>"Where the hell did he go?"
>Character looks up
>Sees open air vent or missing ceiling panel

the mere thought of using another man's anvil makes me shudder with revolt

thanks facebook

Instant as in too fast to even type something

Almighty kek, feeler of feelers.

>straight across neighbor and next door were at odds
>next door neighbor is yelling in Hall one morning
"whoever left this note on my door be a man and say it too my face"
>was a little morning cranky and opened the door to say it's not me know quiet down
>open door to across the hall door opening
>see both dudes lose my edge
>in a voice that sounds like I'm about to cry I say "i-its not m-me"
>close door quick and lock it to be unwelcoming
>hear both dudes laughing their asses off in the hallway

Thats a bad idea he might be a stout man and i like a nice ipa

>not letting your annoying friends chat with a bot while you do important stuff

THE MAN HASNT BEEN ABLE TO DIGEST A DECENT MEAL IN SIX WEEKS

>that wasn't supposed to happen!
>was it?!

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