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Fuck off we're full edition

nenecchi

The power of кoтs

Holy shit
this is literally chalmers right here
hahahaha

qt kots

S A K A R T V E L O

good

Is Chalmers our resident manlet?

I took that shot specially for him.

>Is Chalmers our resident manlet?
One of many
but yes

Nice to know you like us desu. I think your language sounds a little off but your accent is amazing.
Just joking desu! Although if you do have a wooden cabin I-I wouldn't mind coming over.

how tall is Chalmers?

>Just joking
oh...

W-wait if you want me to pull a John Wick on some muzzies I wouldn't mind desu I-I just wanna stay over with you in your cozy cabin.

>how tall is Chalmers?
er...
that's a very good question
like 5'8 or something? Certainly alot shorter than me.

>ywn go hiking in Glacier NP with the bf
>ywn have a nice fug under the clear night sky

Oh, so he's not the 5'2" toddler who gets charged child fares?
That's a disappointment.

oh, that's my height too..

>I just wanna stay over with you in your cozy cabin
okay!

I'm nice :3
Americans, brits and aussies are very welcome to sweden, and everyone loves them basically. It's refreshing to meet immigrants who aren't from somalia.

Also, short boys are best boys

I thought you had a bf already desu. U-Unless you're single.
I'm happy now.

:^)
hope have a lovely time later

Only my female 2D self has a bf!

...

Guys...where Astolfo?
You didn't learn anything, aren't you?

Thank you!

I-I'm 6'1 though so sorry desu.
Could I be your 3D shleep gf?

I don't know what you mean

He might as well be desu

>I-I'm 6'1
cute

We'll see!

>his waifu has a DICK
get a load of this guy

I-is it really cute though desu?
O-of course :3

me in the pic

A feminine one though...
So not gay at all :3
Pic relatedy dress right now
Hey buddy, you are pretty high O///O

In Russia it's not gay if you are the top

tall boys are definitely qt!

Taller boys are okay too, you're still shorter than me!

Are you the same guy as yesterday?

Just made myself a hot choco

>this bully literally, unironically believes he's not gay

I'm the only one here, other Russians are unlikely to post

L-lewd
Only thing thats high is my lewdness level.
R-really? I-I'm relieved desu.
Lot's of short people in Sydney. Make's me feel kinda bad. I'm a slim boy as btw..

*blocks your path*

that's comfy desu

did you put cinnamon in it

no, just cocoa and stevia

Of course I'm not. If other men pretend to be a woman, satisfying yourself with their holes is not gay. Especially if you have no other choices at the moment.

It's not our fault if in Singapora it's condisered gay to even touch a guy
Here in the civilizzated world you can kiss other people and still considerate straight
(Obviously you have to be ironic in doing that)

>stevia
never had it

Mexican style hot chocolate is pretty good but it's not as sweet

You're making me sad that I finished the show. I hope it gets a S3.
Oh you're back! Where were we...oh yeah, gendered language is horrible desu.

Don't you have a girlfriend?

>If other men pretend to be a woman, satisfying yourself with their holes is not gay
Seems reasonable to me

>never had it
It's just artificial sweeter

Me speaking to you

Can I rub dicks with another cute boy while both of us are dressed in girl's clothes and still not be considered gay?

Yes I do, I'm just saying that it's not gay to do that here! I didn't imply that I ever did that thing.
My apartment building is cute.

Gendered language are the masterrace desu
You can spare a lot of time with that

my apartment building is just another cookie cutter commieblock built by the government

frotting with a cute boy is 100% certified not gay

I mean as long as you're wearing girls' clothes.

>Gendered language

God I want to frot whilst wearing girl clothes

Why should be gay?
I don't see anything gay in doing that

That's one way to put things desu.
Can I jokingly kiss you and not be considered gay in Italy?
I'll take off my pants if you do it first desu.
GENDERED LANGUAGE IS SO CONFUSING AAAAH WHAT THE HELL MAKES A TABLE FEMININE AAAAH

What about having another boy rubbing his glans all over my nipples until he cums all over my chest?
We're still in girls' clothes, of course!!

it's really hot

But can't you see? My pants are already off.

Do you know what is the gender of a mountain? A boat? Of Singapore and Italy?

Like I said if it's a joke then no hard feeling
We are good at taking bants
Nothing gay desu :3

It's fine if you say no homo

welcome to /gayanimeeroticroleplaygeneral/

The mountain is male! I know because of Del Monte.
The boat is neutral! I know because of Das Boot.

MontagnA
BarcA
End with the letter A, in Italy are considered females

Of course
what do you think /ausnz/ stands for?

*blocks your path*

Where is Mehmet Ali Pasha from this morning? I will find you and I will BEAT you up.

I'll learn Italian after Spanish, because French genders are nowhere as simple.
I also have to learn German, Japanese, and Persian though. Oh and get my Chinese actually up to standard.

It's not gay if I'm blindfolded desu.
O-ok I took my pants off. W-what now?
C-can we ironically snuggle together in bed as well? Nothing sexual, just the touch of another warm body.

Wrong! Mountain is a girl! Boat is girl too! Italy is a girl, and only Singapore is a man.
The same rule in Russian:
Gora
Lodka

Bring you gay shit out of here

Now you have to take your PANTSU off.

>tfw no hand creeping down my thighs
why live?

literally had the first good sleep in weeks

Italian is a pretty easy language to learn but difficult to master (luckily italian has solid rules)
If you want to chat sometimes in italian I'm here :3
The samw with letter A? Cool!
Even if it get sexual it would still be not gay
It's gay if you want it to be...

>tfw no kiwi bf to molest me against my will
also, I don't think that's her thigh desu

Yeah, also with the letter Я(ya)

B-but I might get embarrassed. I told you before that I'm new to all this.
*places hand on thigh*
N-no it's fine desu we can just squeeze each other very tightly (facing each other of course) and snooze. Shirts are optional.
Good job!

>why yes, my language has genders

>my language is genderless! So it's not gay!

It's something even better than her thigh
(it's her benis)

How will you ever get over your embarrassment if you don't try it?

Okay, can you tell me what "sono un ragazzo carino" means?

god I wish that was someone molesting my benis..

You guys seem to not understand what "gay" really meams so here's an explanatory pic
I suck at card games so I am not gay
Delet immediately

Does your language differentiate between married and unmarried women? I always liked that with Lithuanian. It's like a little social aid for men.

JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY GOSH!
I'm on left and you're on the right.
I'd need some help getting comfortable desu desu.
Aw man guess I'm not gay desu ;3

I am a cute boy
Why?

Are you?

My language is English, so...

>make out
That's gay as heck, what's next, h*ndh*lding? I would only fuck him since it's not gay, and also doesn't count as cheating

I don't know... A girl say that to me once but still I am gfless

I'm not gay even if I take it in the ass because I always remember to say no homo

*fucks you in the ass whilst you are asleep so you can't say "no homo"*
hehe, nice try gayboy

Maybe because she meant it in another way...?

How about you stop chasing after girls and walk the path that's better for you?

Schoolgirl Aqua is so cute!

Any of you play CKII here?
>gendered language is horrible desu.
you'll get used to it in no time. You'll need to learn a lot of vocabulary though

The american know
Shut it down goy

S-sorry desu I-I'm new to all this lewd-as-heck stuff.
I've had one girl said she liked me called Emma in year 3 or 4 or something.

Every time people here call me cute it brightens up my day.
user! LEWD!
I keep getting confused desu.

CKII is a game for nasty perverts who have all kinds of screwed-up fetishes.

I say no homo before and after I sleep for just this sort of situation

ye, she's pretty qt

I know what

I'm not even a weeb but I wanna marry Felix