/ausnz/

Musical edition

A S S T O L F O

there is a house in New Orleans
its called the rising sun

me and my kiwi bf

am I on the left or right?

Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while
Heaven can wait, we're only watching the skies
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?

>his

left

K F C

good, I was hoping I was on the left

*its
Sorry corrected

*denial mode of the Singa activated*
Don't give him (You)s
I repeat don't give him (You)s

well now you're on the right..

Let us die young or let us live forever
We don't have the power, but we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
Music's for the sad men

stop being RUDE, sissi.

Can you imagine when this race is run?
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders, we're getting in tune
The music's played by the madmen

I'm on the right in this one

...

you on the left..

Yes PLEASE SHOOT ME
end this depravity and make good use of my corpse

IM FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT

me when I show off my lewd assets but I still don't get any (You)s

What game/anime is this?

I'm going to need more than that...

>make good use of my corpse
I'd rather make good use of you when you're alive.

@83293779
Enjoy fake (You)s by anonymous people over this shampoo sellers indian social network

>tfw shuttles to and from the airport would cost half the price of the actual plane ticket
this is some fucking nonsense, I just want to visit him for fucks sake

well you'll just be getting more of this...

>I just want to fuck him
ftfy

i dont fucking know. Im a failure and dont even know the source of half of the fucking 2100 pictures on my fucking phone

ah yea? What use can a walking piece of human garbage like me be huh? I probably even fail at basic shit like kissing and whatever
fucking end it already holy shit
i d litterally NOTHING with my fucking life

Fail? I don't think so...
*Frenches you deeply*
I think you're very adept at it, user...
*kisses you again*
I love your taste!

m-maybe, but it's not just that clearly

Kissing is easy, it's like riding a bike.

you should kiss his tummy

Ryding a bike is difficult desu...

Kissing is MUCH easier than riding a bike!
You just need to press your lips against your partner's... and apply some pressure...
Maybe even stick your tongue in his mouth... as he does the same to yours...
And both your tongues begin intimately caressing each other, exchanging your bodily fluids...
And at last, your lips part, a string of saliva still between you, and you look into each other's eyes, and without hesitation move towards each other again...

I want to start with nibbling his ears, moving down to his neck, tummy, thighs and then whatever takes my fancy.

>And both your tongues begin intimately caressing each other, exchanging your bodily fluids...
>And at last, your lips part, a string of saliva still between you, and you look into each other's eyes, and without hesitation move towards each other again...
it's hard to describe how much this arouses me

How many people do you kiss?

...

Is this going to be another "masturbate to /ausnz/ posts" episode?

l..lewd
i go back to work
and get annoyed by the autisimos
PLEASE GIVE ME STRENGTH
see you later

me on the left brw

Only my bf and his other girls.

When did /ausnz/ become a festering hive of pathetic anime posters?

I'll give you strength when you get back home.

*gives you strenght*
So zero like me

God I hope so

It literally has never been anything other than that

wew lad

I'm not a permavirgin unlike you. I'm not eve a boy!

NO!
I can't masturbate
L-let's change topic s-shall we?

*jerks you off instead*
that's what I call a loophole

Yes it has. It's always had some anime posters but this entire thread is just anime posters from various different countries role playing and posting anime.

I am only waiting for the right person...
I get attached to people and I am not a womanizer or anything

Maybe because it's 1am in the morning

Excuses

ummmm no sweaty it's not even 11 yet

the future is now, old man!

*contain myself*
Sorry kiddo
No It's not...
I will probably lose my virginity to my future wife...

...

I really want to kiss someone right now...

>wife
>he is still this in denial about his sexuality, despite having a waifu who has a dick, and despite being aroused by cuteboy pictures I post
get a load of THIS

stop posting anime and start achieving something

Meh I open to everything but I can't change nine years of fapping to female bodies

I really NEED to kiss somebody right now

m-maybe we can help each other out...

How?

*kisses both of you VERY intensely*
Pant... that was a nice kiss! Let's do it again... even more deeply...

Can kissing be a fetish?

by practicing kissing on each other.. in a totally no homo sort of way, of course!

That's surely is gay
Contain yourself

Of course!
I love kissing. Both top lips, and bottom lips!

But I am a girl, how is talking dirty to these boys on the Internet gay?

>bottom lips
tell me m-more!

>boys
You never saw them right?

I don't deny that I do lewd things with other girls!

I love licking my girlfriends' pussies! They're nice and taste good.
Sometimes I lick my bf's cum out of them!

>Sometimes I lick my bf's cum out of them!
don't make me aroused at this shit please

Is this considerate gay in your country?
Italy
Nothing homo whatsoever

Wait so how many of you want your boipuccys pounded?

did he say no homo?

I got it last night

I'm not a boi, so I don't have a boipuccy.

I am not the one get pounded...
I AM THE ONE WHO POUND!

stop trying to make me jealous

No...

come over here and get some then

~uh
still not gay
as long they are both straight it's not

If I can't afford a flight to Wellington I certainly can't afford a flight to Conway...

Who here going to bed soon?

What if I flew over there

Gahhh this makes sense
I never thought of it
*kisses you*

n-now that would be a different question entirely

Didn't you know?

well, I've been wanting to visit kiwiland anyway

post pics

i-if you ever come over
I'd be happy to show you around...

I think that would be really nice

I bet ita-chan looks like this.

S-so that m-means I can fuck cute b-boys without worrying of saying n-no homo?
A-and maybe even get my ass p-pounded?
W-we are only helping each other after all...

If you're both straight!

How did you get this photo of mine?

I could show some classic "Southern Hospitality"

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