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Edition: An absolute peach of an afternoon with the lads.

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imagine being from the islamic republic of australia

the autist jumping on creating the new
sad

eating an apple now

We'll never see their like again

don't have to haha x

hate hitler
love facism
simple as

rorke's forgot to take his pills again

i for one cannot wait to join the googlejugendz

anime

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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tune

hope they told all those hospitalised australians that it wasn't terrorism so they can all go home for christmas

Patrick you stupid cunt when was this ever the case? British domination was solely based on big ships and shooting tiny men with sticks. Deception, murder, theft and piracy are hallmarks of British diplomacy. Imperial Brits are lovable rogues, not Abdul the extremist shopkeeper with 8 wives and 20 kids.

>be australian
>get run over

>islamic terrorism in Oz
>Brits banter us

now is a time for a unified front of the British Peoples

yes we will but they just wont be supported by the state this time

I absolutely LOVE Hitler's support for animal welfare at the time though, lad.

why is that lad

Do you reckon one becomes a Rorke when the Rorke from a young age watches a Sheed abuse Rorke's mother and abuse Rorke, then one day Rorke witnesses his mother and the Sheed in a murder suicide?

*cuts corporate tax rates to a competitive number in line with most industrialized nations*
*reduces taxes for everyone but upper middle class earners in california and new york*

umm wtf tax breaks for the rich? fuck donald drumpf

good to see you leafbro

a fucking leaf

anglos are a mistake to mankind

more like the meth addled loony bin of melbourne

yeah alri good to see you too bruce stay safe

No I don't, I think you're mental.

hitler was a socialist

DAD IS A FAT CUNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Was the Austrian van guy a paki or what?

is this what you imagine while wanking

Yeah everyone is united in mocking you.

It was her turn

ah yes, this person is definitely over 18

one of the top 10 /brit/ posts of all time

/wowg/ is a strange place

rorke lives in brody's head

I have actual diagnosed ASPD so yeah, I am a bit mental

isn't adelaide the meth addled one

...

imagine if she won
imagine how fucked america would be right now

it's terrorism lad

purposeful, Afghani immigrant, with someone filming carrying a bag full of knives

if they say it isn't terrorism I'll eat my hat and kms

27

doing a poo lads
thought you'd want to know x

so you're a psychopath?

kms??

>ASPD
isn't that just high functioning autism

finished my apple

apparently the meth heads in adelaide are more courteous drivers

didn't ask how old your dad was, did I kid?

agree tbqh
his master race bullshit ruined the ideology for everyone else

>leftypol is literally off his meds

kilometres

Yeah it is
Nah you're thinking of aspergers syndrome

...

think ur clever?

lol no

Who said I was leftist? More radical centre myself

learning japanese am NOT a fan of having to learn hundreds upon hundreds of squiggly symbols

what's that a muslim with a bag full of knives
just a simple mentally ill knife salesman mate

just don't wipe out any pedestrians doing it okay

>be australian
>be so mad you don't have a car industry anymore you run people over to get cars banned

Witty and scalding retort there lad

theguardian.com/technology/2017/dec/21/apple-admits-slowing-older-iphones-because-of-flagging-batteries

i havent installed a software update on my iphone or ipad for about 2-3 years and they both run fine ergo cogito non ipso sum facto never install OS updates on apple products

Try not to get Satisfied challenge.. (99.97% fail)

dare you to try and post a more perfect woman
literally try

>Literally sharing this board with someone with ASPD

Think I'm going to leave tbf

how difficult is it?

what resources are you using?

just remember it's all vowel sounds.

>A bit mental

To be fair, if you're planning a stabbing spree, you don't want a bag of knives. Not unless there are a dozen of you going for it. Just one or two is enough, a bag would just get in the way.

eating a satsuma now

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yeah for what passes for it here

think youre funnier than you actually are

Oh no, my thick hair privilege!

why the fuck are you learning japanese

hope australia gets a few terror attacks and their government is soft and tries to appease them, love australians but i love bantering them on the internet even more.

Literally on a train right now. Mad innit

weeb bender

youtube.com/watch?v=muf3XYTXfHk

sounds like such a faggot

>Born too late for a cure for baldness
>Born just in time for a cure for Hep C
Swings and roundabouts

have a hard time believing you were diagnosed with that desu
not unless you've been in and out of prison all your life and shit

Someone posted this the other day. A really interesting read about the collaboration between Zionists and National Socialist Germany.
marxists.org/history/etol/document/mideast/hidden/ch06.htm
>inb4 I get reported to the ADL

WE WILL NEVER SLEEP
COS SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

any women with a Baked Bean fetish

racist

love the swings

HATE the roundabouts when trying to evade the police

the alt right is disproportionately gay, it really is curious

shall simply NOT live my life being a brainlet who only knows one language (like yourself) and the only one that would ever have a practical function is nipponese because im a weeb

Big Phil Campion is probably a fraud desu

>this isn't a false flag

finished my satsuma lads

why do rorkes watch interracial porn

I thought the alt-right was "racist sexist anti-gay!"

yeah

also glorifies certain female members who they hold to certain standards just like other neckbeard boards..........

amazing when you see Sup Forums selfies

Literally got in trouble in school constantly for fights and that because of family problems (I'll be happy to share)
On the test I am easily above 30 out of a possible 40 and I'm not even memeing.
I've broken laws and not gotten caught though, who hasn't? Lol

NEW MECHAGAMEZILLA

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

It's not really that surprising. Fascism has a very homoerotic vibe running the whole way through it.

I'm a rorke and I've never watched interracial porn
that's more of a soyboy pursuit

Same reason people watch Crimewatch UK.

you're as english as they come, except language wise

why were you tested in the first place anyway