Why are many canadians from /pol so sad about Canada?

I don't get it, you canadians have it all:

>nobody truly hates you and wants to kill you all
>the chinese are dominating your country instead of the blacks, this isn't going to end up very badly
>cold climate keeps blacks away
>very few blacks
>shit PM but you could be an actual important country which it would matter for the world
>cucked country but won't last for long because of chinese domination
>took in few refugees
>isn't geographically Europe
>didn't partake in many known genocides
>low murder rate
>few reparations to be paid
>cherrypicked immigrants

While the US:
>mass fucking genocides in the middle east
>jewed to the bone with no way back
>getting cucked beyond return
>60% white and it must already be 50%
>obama putting undesirable people in suburbs
>guns will be taken away
>when Trump is your only hope you are so fucked
>cities being destroyed with south-african like decline
>every country in the world despises you despite the fact that you actually tried to help people
>needs to keep the world order at the same time as having your jews create a new one
>massive reparations to be paid for ever

The only Canadians sad about Canada are the ones who fall for the shitty memes.

Most Canadians know they live in one of, if not the best country in the world.

Yeah I guess so, apart from Drake, Bieber and Trudeau, Canada is U.S 2.0, even your forming religion was better than.

It might be a better place to live than Brasil. But it's shit tier.

How exactly is it bad?

thanks for giving us alaska, brazil.

The only places we're 'sad' about are the liberal utopias like Toronto and Vancouver.
>t. Torontonian

It isn't. People just like to bitch. Aside from our literal 3rd world internet, the country is fine.

Too many people fall for the memes.

We get all the benefits of being "American" without all the crap the US is dealing with

Feels good man

I got an IT job in Calgary and will spend at least the next 2 years there probably. Hope it's good and not U.S like, I did not really like the U.S.

this, there's only 2 things to do here
weed
shitpost

t. Vancouverite

>murica's hat

Why is your internet so bad again? I was checking its prices and most of the providers are limited, slow and expensive.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Québécois!!!

It's monopolized, so there is no competition. The big providers just collaborate and jack up the prices. There's no other options, so they don't feel the need to actually provide actual good service/speeds.

can you goofs stop triggering me with your shit maps?

t. proud canuck

Oh, and they routinely lobby to make it so that companies from the U.S. aren't allowed to come in and provide internet services as well.

Québécois NOWWWW!

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I'm sad because the politicians are corrupt and useless assholes who bicker and do nothing (I'm looking at you Wynn you bitch)

I'm also sad because I'll never own property anywhere close to the city I grew up in.

>earn 70k as a software fag
>take home pay is peanuts because taxes
>living expenses are so high that working your ass off getting good grades your entire life still doesn't net you enough money to settle in the GTA

Why did I even bother working hard at all? I'd be better off just being completely useless and getting social housing in Toronto with some minimum wage job where I don't have to work hard at all.

This country rewards being poor, cheating the system, having old money. It punishes the young, honest, ambitious and hard working. Every year the prices for *everything* go up. Food, housing, electricity, etc but wages are still a fucking joke compared to the states and you barely get anything back because the taxes go back to the completely incompetent government.

Is that changing with Trudeau on office?

Nigger

>This country rewards being poor
**I should have said it rewards STAYING poor. Being poor is fine, you should be rewarded for trying to escape and be successful though, not punished for it

A true Canadian is French

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You Nigger!

It does get pretty cold.

Calgary is fucking shit unless all you like to do is drink with shitty rig pigs with too much money.

>nobody truly hates you
Wrong right off the bat.

Look around. Sup Forums hates us. I can't even post here without people judging me for my flag and immediately shouting LEAF in my face.

Well I could say pretty much the same shit about my country but that would mean living next to completely brainless people.
I'm talking about real people with real intentions.

He has bigger fish to fry, like changing shit that literally no one cares about. Such as the national anthem becoming gender neutral or making neutral bathrooms available.

I literally don't care if he does all that shit, it's a non issue to me, it doesn't cause me any harm so why should I even bother, but for christ's sake, we have bigger fish to fry than all the inane bullshit he's currently focusing on.

plz forgiv 2 many use of bigger fish 2 fri :_:

The right wing owns and dominates up here and that is all about finding the largest benis to latch onto amidst sheer chaos

That's social engineering actually, it is a bad thing you know.. But anyway, I just hope you don't get to import many more muslims.

this but i have a theory it contains the crazies from acting up and causing shit. see florida and the rest of the southern united states as examples

I think cold it´s a effective repellent to massive niggerfication.

That is one very true thing.
The cold weather moralizes people. It really does, if you were to check this country, the "florida like" parts are the worst shitholes imaginable while the coldest parts are ok places.

>Florida

Lets take a moment to appreciate how that state saves us from dealing with hundreds of elderly people on the roads during winter

I have developed some kind of phobia of black people I just cannot carry on and life is to short to keep seeing them around.

Either the telecom oligopoly needs to break up or the gov needs to pass regulations to stop the ass rape we Canadians endure from them.

Other than that I have no issues with Canada or Trudeau. Multi-culturalism is not so bad with exceptions being Muslims and Somalians.

It's a smokescreen you ponce

It's a big distraction so people don't talk about Wynne taking Ontario out for slaughter and selling off the choice steaks or how they are trying to change how elections work so that they can basically never lose power by using Preferential because they will get almost 100% of the second choice votes

My 8 month co-op job there wasn't so bad. The Rockies are an hour away!

IT'S NOT 60 PERCENT WHITE

You realize Spaniards aren't counted in the 60 percent because it's non hispanic whites? People like charlie sheen and frankie muniz aren't in the 60 percent. America is at least 70 percent white if you count spaniards.

I wish i was american

I don't want to see many people and will live with my wife by some comfy area with mountains and sheit if possible.

OK to live a moderate middle to upper middle-class life.

Hard to make it big and get wealthy because of lack of capital, small markets, lack of emerging industry (not much of our own manufacturing), taxation, and commodity dependence. Really no incentives/programs/grants/VC's here to promote entrepreneurship.

US is better for business and the relative GDP/capita when you consider living costs/currency is much higher in the US. Only our lower-income isn't nearly as bad as the US due to socialist policies.

Bro you don't understand, and how about the niggification of the U.S and the murder rates of the niggificated places there?
It's not always about economy!

Our call to come home will come brother, just hang in there. Soon we are to fight for the destiny of our people with our brothers in race.

I live in Quebec and if you go outside the city you will literally be eaten alive by mosquitos, blackflies, horseflies, deerflies, etc. Wasps also love to get in your face and attack you for no fucking reason. Shit is absolutely insane during the summer, hell, sometimes the cold ass winters are merciful in comparison.

I know Zika is a potential danger in Brazil but are mosquitos all over the place there?

Yeah man. I grew up here. Seriously, though. The city itself is fucking shit. The surrounding area is superb.

You won't get the mountains inside Calgary, but if you want comfy you should live in the further suburbs from the city centre and invest in a car.

economy is honestly the only thing anyone should give a flying fuck about

how much money you have in your pocket dictates how comfortable of a life you live

the only thing ppl should care about come election time is who has the better fiscal/monetary policies to promote real growth and foreign investment (limited to an extent)

It could be worse.

But we are heading down the wrong path with no brakes.

There is nobody on the political landscape who will even discuss the big issues

I'm hoping Trump will push the overton window a bit, so it becomes normal to try to deal with the issues.

Right now our media/education and 'elite' class (for lack of a more accurate term) have gone full Sweden.

Our newspapers are filled with 21 year old, sassy feminist columnists. It's like 'queer theory' is the organizing principle of society… and that is only a slight exaggeration.

I lived in a company town(mining operation) in the middle of the amazon rainforest, shit was pretty fucking harsh. They were all over the fucking place, and usually a hilux sparying inseticide would pass in every street to prevent malaria and yellow fever mosquitoes to getting close to our houses.

Wow no, Zika is a non-issue here, it just affected like 0,05% of the population, it was a false-flag I would say, to keep people worried about a non-issue over the political hurricane we were in.
But overall we only have that many mosquitoes in wild areas, where I live in there is almost never a single mosquito, rural areas do have them though but nothing unbearable, no dangerous mosquitos in southern-eastern Brazil anyway. This place is very very civilized but I cannot put up with seeing some people on a daily basis anymore.
Not really, I to live in an all white or asian area, I am fortunate financially speaking, not very rich but I make/will make some decent cash I can buy a great house and raise my kids without putting up much effort anymore. It is not good to be rich and live in Detroit or Rio de Janeiro you know..
Same feeling here about Trump broadening political discussions about every relevant issue most of the PC west has. Our elites are also very fucking 'swedish' and we're trying to get rid of them for real. Our novels only talk about transgenderism, gayzism, socialism and patriarchy, I'm pretty sure this is to reduce our population or somethnig like that. But we have gained very deep cultural hatred for them, the average population wants them out.

this desu
even though its become a bit of a sjw hellhole its still better than most

The population issue scares me very much, everyone seems to have this neo-malthusian line of thought all of the sudden, even though our fertility rates are the same as in Canada.

But the whole SJW thing needs to be fought back you know. A good start would be those Rebel Media guys, which aren't completely moral but you have to start somewhere.

"Smarter and enlightened" white people are the only ones who fall for the whole SJW thing. These are pretty stupid times.
Do not give up, we're doing it.

I don't really have any complaints, and while I find the Hyperbole surrounding Trudeau funny; it's a little silly how worked up people get.

The Tory / Grit pendulum swing is way shallower than the Republican/Democrat swing; in that both of our leading parties are actually pretty centrist, with the only far left party being the NDP who will probably never hold power.

I've said it before, Trudeau is the leader of a centrist party, he's just really good at pandering to the NDP's base. I'm happy he won because the conservatives were taken over by members of the old Reform party and had become too entangled with special interest groups (the oil lobby) and were hardcore globalists.

Also, The fact that Trudeau openly insulted China by saying trade deals were off the table due to human rights problems (this triggers Chinese officials) is way more important to me than his action-less pandering to the to far left.

Here's a thing about Canada.
We're not a real country.
Sure we have borders and politicians who try to act like we're real, but we're not.

Let me tell you about Canadian cultural history.
A long time ago, British fucks came over here.
This was after the Conquest. The British assholes who came here and colonized Ontario, NB (after the Acadians got the Louisiana shuffle), they hated it.

Canada was a barbaric shithole.
Fuck, our oldest bit of literary evidence was saying how shit Canada was.
It's cold. There's nothing to eat. And animals are wild.
America, on the other hand, was a civilizing effort, from start to finish. Nouvelle France on the other hand was about preserving that wilderness to exploit it.

So when the British came after the Conquest, it was a shit show.

Canada was civilized people being exposed to barbarity, and that defined us.
The civilized people of Britain created barriers against the wild.

That was the "Garrison Mentality". It still stays with us to this day.
So much of Canadian Lit is defined by that mentality. The idea of the good interior and the savage exterior.

As time went on and America became a thing. A successful thing, our ancestors tried to do the same.
They split with Britain and tried to create as compelling a national epic as America did.
What did we do?
Fuck all.
They hired some poets to write about our railway.
It was shit.

All our ancestors attempts at creating a national legend failed.
Meanwhile, America flourished with hers.
Washington, Franklin, even Lincoln a century later.
You guys knew how to be a new nation.

We never did.
We still don't.
Canada is a nation pretending.
We're nothing. Just Americans pretending to be superior.

The only people here who have any culture are the Quebecois and that's just religion and hate.

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>We're not a real country.
The No True Scotsman fallacy is my favourite, too

Self-hating cucks like you will be the death of this country. National pride desperately needs a shot in the arm.

I know it is tempting to view Canadian Sup Forums posters as your average Canadiian but the people who brose this board often have an agenda and will push it here any chance they get. We have free healthcare and extremely low cost education so you will never hear the nonideological citizen complain like in the United States.

Still better than the formation of 90% of the nations.
You did not mass genocide anyone nor enslaved too many people, you did not have many problems to solve because you have not created many for starters.
America is a genocidal nation that has been perpetrating genocides for a long time now and the bad part is that we can't even blame them for doing what they have been doing because, you know, someone has to.
Before coming to the SJW mentality you were great catholics, and some still are I guess, it is a great nation.

So much is wrong with that. Are you retarded?

Conservatives are not that far right, nor that authoritarian

Liberals are now socially Liberal and more centrist

Green should be much more left of center

Bloc Quebecois is a fucking nationalist and seperatist party but is center for some reason

NDP is more authoritarian left

You've spent too much time here if you're that brainwashed about the US man

>You did not mass genocide anyone nor enslaved too many people
I'm sure most of our native population would disagree with that actually

>You did not mass genocide anyone
Yeah.
Yeah we did.

Canada was full of Natives.
Just like America was.
And while we didn't have as big of wars against them, we still did our means of genocide.

We took their kids and made them go to school, where they taught them that Native ways were shit and that they should only speak English.
Then we sent them back to live in a reservation.
Repeat until the entire population feels lost.

Yeah, it's better than what you did, Brazil.
But fuck, you're at the bottom.

We've never accomplished anything other than try to be American.
Our greatest moment was in WW1.
Now, we're Diet America.

You can't even tell us apart.

Maybe we didn't do Iraq, but we would have.

All things aside, I'm glad I live here, but we're not relevant.

And no one here is Catholic anymore. Quebec, the only catholic part of ourself was very very Catholic.
Then they had our "Quiet Revolution", where they nationalized their industries and kicked out the church.
Only the very old are devout.
Some of us climb our Basilica on our knees for our fucking hockey team. Like penitents of old used to do.
But that's it.

To be honest, Quebec, for all it's faults, is the only part of Canada worth a damn.

Where I live most are liberal as are most of my friends. I'm also mostly liberal but differ from the majority in my views against Muslims.

For some reason i'm considered racist even though I have nothing against non-muslim arabs or w/e.

You are seriously fucking retarded.

Healthcare isnt free you dumb fuck, you are forced to pay for it on your paycheques every week. It is also abysmally slow and inefficient because of this.

This country is shit because the entire populace is liberal and cucked beyond belief. We are far too altruistic and if you do not fit this theme you will be ostracized for having a different opinion. Its the same as any country in the west desu.. follow the establishment and if you dont your "weird"...

We do have it better than most, I am not arguing that.. but it is certainly not a utopia to any degree. Immigrants have completely taken over industry in all of our major cities and the government makes money off it so it won't be changing anytime soon.

Im sad because I live in quebec. Is it better or worse than the rest of canada anyway?

Stop trying to help the goyim.

Help yourself.

Better.
Quebecois are at least a real people separate from Americans.
Who actively resist American influence.

Quebec is the only part of Canada that matters.
Vivre le Quebec libre.

Not even close to a genocide and the natives were/still(would be worse) are savages and you did good teaching them your ways, do not be stupid.
Why is that you cannot be happy while not being that "relevant", don't you have a good life and should not that be enough?
You differ from the majority's views because you are not dumb. I just hope that the SJW propaganda dumbs them down.
Well, nothing is free.
I'm not very attracted to Quebec because I don't know french, juveniles not finishing the school and too much syndicalism, but nothing personal against quebecois.
You are clearly a "Quebec" nationalist, I don't think I'm hearing any more shit from you. We also got fools like you here for the "South is my country".

Calm down. Canada is a socialist country and it will stay that way because it works. Point me to a successful libertarian country and I may change my mind.

Fuck off with your Quebec libre shit. I live in Quebec too and leaving will accomplish absolutely nothing.

>You are clearly a "Quebec" nationalist, I don't think I'm hearing any more shit from you. We also got fools like you here for the "South is my country".


Exept that quebec actually risks for real being separated from canada.

20 years ago maybe...

>You are clearly a "Quebec" nationalist, I don't think I'm hearing any more shit from you. We also got fools like you here for the "South is my country".
>leaving will accomplish absolutely nothing.

I'm exaggerating guys.

Quebec of course cannot live alone. It's only valuable output is hydro.
And that's not nearly enough.

I don't advocate for Quebec separatism.
I just advocate for the idea that Quebec is a real nation.
Not America Lite.

Quebec has the one thing that Canada will never have.
A unique identity.

>juveniles not finishing the school and too much syndicalism

Those are some accurate information. How do you know that? Almost looks like you live there, or maybe you just have a good general knowledge

It is not a socialist country, it is a semi-social democracy which works until economy fucks up real good. But yeah libertarianism does not work also. Our separatists are libertarians nowadays. That movement used to be a proletarian mixed race movement, then became a racist movement because somehow there weren't many mixed race people there anymore and then it became a libertarian nonsense movement.
Before looking for a job abroad I started to study pretty much every viable country there was and its history/problems/perspectives.
I have a good perspective for Canada, you don't seem to be getting fucked up by black people any time soon. Unlike Brazil and America.

Canadians are vulnerable little sheep who mean to do no harm, but lack some balls too. You'll have a comfortable time here, but you'll feel a little left out if you're super ambitious.

Love it in Canada.

Go outside. We have a great beautiful country and the people here are friendly.

The echo chamber of Sup Forums is not reality. Sure, America has the Constitution and that might be cool in the long run, but at least we have no niggers and no terrorism.

Oh, and I'm looking forward to the legal weed next year. Haven't smoked in years but I would love to eat some weed brownies.

Hey, new guy here from Saskatchewan!
We're basically the breadbasket (or at least used to be) of Canada. We produce mainly wheat and canola, and some beef. I'll try and list our pros and cons for you here. Keep in mind that while I only lived in Regina and around it, I've been pretty much everywhere in the province.
Pros:
>isolation if you want, cities if you want also
>little number of minorities in rural areas
>hunting and guns if you want
>any geographical setting you want; hills? north.
>forests? north. Rivers and lakes? North and all around. flat farming lands? south. Badlands and desert? very southwest.
Cons:
>Natives. More natives than anywhere in Canada. Stay area from urban areas and reserves and you'll be fine.
>Minorities in city areas. Chinks and niggers all around downtown and sketchy parts.
>Isolation
That's about all I can say.
>pic related is what I see every day

Fine thats true enough for the most part. The rest of Canada still has things like Tim Hortons, maple syrup, hockey, and a couple other smaller things. Most is similar to the states though even down to english accents.

>nobody truly hates you
but I'm fuckin A WHITE MALE!
>>the chinese are dominating your country instead of the blacks, this isn't going to end up very badly
bigger economic bust than the USA in 2008...1930's style.
>cold climate keeps blacks away
thats why the biggest black population is in Montreal and Toronto right?
>shit PM but you could be an actual important country which it would matter for the world
if things were done right, Canada could be a fucking industrial powerhouse.
>cucked country but won't last for long because of chinese domination
exactly the reason why were pissed about the country
>took in few refugees
and its worked so great for us since the 1960's...
>low murder rate
wasn't tumbler ridge like north america's murder capital 10 years ago?
>few reparations to be paid
fuck off with the reparations
>cherrypicked immigrants
who's doing the picking? definitely not the Canadian citizen

Canada isn't forcing any of us to have the same income. We're just getting cucked by oligopolies. It's not socialism, but it's on that side.

Canada is boring as fuck and there is almost no reason to get up and do anything at all. You literally get bored to death.

At least in Brazil you have the task of not getting robbed and murdered to occupy your time.

Someone has to add the Winnipeg Jets jersey to that .gif

>but you'll feel a little left out if you're super ambitious.

I think I have this problem. I wanted to go to the u.s for the "higher"(also risky) chance of being successful

Tim Hortons is a corporatist dream.
Spending money at a company as a form of nationalism?
Kaching!
Hortons wasn't even a good man.

Maple Syrup is Quebecois.
And hockey, well you got me there.
Hockey is Canadian, for all it's worth.

QC, NFLD, and PEI are the only parts of Canada that mean anything.
And the others aside for QC are quickly being eroded.

We have it really good.

If you could redraw and be born again, guaranteed that 96% of the time you would end up in a shittier country. We have the good parts of Europe without the terrorism and some good aspects of the states without the negros.

All in all I like it here.

Stop falling for the memes.

I will guide the good willing men of Canada in a crusade to defeat SJWism, it will be fun. I will free you from the self-hate. mwhahaha
Come on man, that's a bad thing, do not do it, grow them yourself, do not push the agenda >.<
Oh damn, niggers everywhere? That's bad. Chinks are usually ok tho, I'd take chinks over them any fucking day 24/7. Our chinks behave badly for a few years then they adjust and are hard working people.
Yeah they fucked Vancouver up pretty badly, the bubble will eventually burst as it happened here a few years ago.
My ambition is not to have rapist/savage/killer minorities around me.
Exactly! You were truly blessed.

>falling for the american memes that Canada is shit is equivalent to the Argentina is white syndrome.

Well said. This tax bracket nonsense is ridiculous. Had an easy life making 45k a year, got promoted to a much harder more stressfull position making 60k and now I'm getting raped by taxes barely making more than my last job.

>mwhahaha
>>.

>Oh damn, niggers everywhere? That's bad.
I might have oversold that a bit. We don't have half as many blacks as natives, and you don't really see natives unless you go downtown. So take from that what you will. Strongly consider Sask if you wanna move to Canada. Pls

Wew lad, stress kills, but you gotta die of something in the end. You are in the dead zone, make a couple hundred grand and you can afford all those fancy tax lawyers. Also investment income is usually lower taxes, game is rigged because guess who writes the tax laws in the end? Wealthy people of course.

Natives are the niggers of Canada. They demand reparations and programz, but fortunately they only kill each other (especially their own women).

Natives just have a tough time with drugs and alcohol. Give them one whiff of these vices and they go full throttle to the max. I don't get it.

It is literally and unironically the greatest country on earth

I read a study that claimed it has nothing to do with native genetics, only abuse from childhood creates alcohol and drug problems