/brit/

the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland edition

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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa

poo haha

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE SOY THAN AN ASIAN GIRLFRIEND OH MY DAYSSSSSSSS

Daily current EU affairs thread:

no girlfriend

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what does clipped him with the spinner mean?

Star Wars? I've even taken to actually calling it Soy Wars of late, and shan't be seeing it

hello

>new at 240
This general has gone to the dogs

sounds like cricket

moving to SEA to date Asians

no problem dear x

got an asian gf lol
also a literal begetarian and consume soya products frequently

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no-one would say that, clipped is a batting term not a bowling one, it doesnt make sense

cats snoring again

brexit means brexit

why do I have to work

Getting gay married to murlitharan

more like the divided queensub

amirite

someone hat this nincompoop

>linking the new at 240

If the shire does not become multicultural, the shire will not survive. #endhobbitprivilege

>Asian girlfriend

this screams "I was too much of a loser to ever get any attention from white girls"

pics

someone hat this fool

240 is the new 270, lad. I can only imagine that this will continue getting lower with each passing week.

dont know mate, just a wild guess x

>cannot stand braindead mongs who try to find meaning in the most banal of because they want to be intelligent

yet here you are lamo

if you need money go straya, they got laods of farms that pay pretty well

Please keep your cryptographic posts to yourself

went down the workshop today and got my bollocks stuck in the vice again luckily i got them out before they were violently crushed

i get what you're saying but it beats dying a virgin right?

anime

I've had two gf and both have been Mexicans since it seems like only Mexican girls like me
Am I just destined to have le 56% faec kids?

bloobloobloobloo a bloo bloo

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absolutely. if you actually cant get any white gfs, then asian gf is a perfectly reasonable option

give me recommendation bosnia/herzegovinia

Nothing compares to /brit/ as a general. Every other general is fucking shit

Any smiffy, deano, matty or benny man in

lost my virginity to an asian but have stuck to white girls since

he looks mad aha

>luckily

the spaceship glides beneath the stars
through the black and blue of no horizon
it' icy cold, and still a hundred thousand suns blaze on
Inside, she just got up and made some cornflakes

nigger

she...
yeah i would be too if i got woken up to get a picture taken tbqh

The janny is a german flag that posts in the /brit/ before he starts banning

Yes, I know who you are

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can I retire on £40,000

obviously think about it 40k is loads of money you could buy super noodles every week for a million years

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ues

maybe in africa

Did you know that NHS workers are the only people in the country to work on Christmas day?

>he thinks jannys hand out bans
fuck off

definitely not
£300k yeah

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I get banned for posting cuck porn on the boards many times

had a gf almost constantly since being 13, one of them is a successful model these days,all of them have been buff af, and i now have an asian gf

Cannot decipher the meaning of this post, please elaborate

Not here, unless you want to live like a nigger.
[spoiler]No offense to the black posters of /brit/[/spoiler]

>nhs
its mostly just filipinos, pakis and indians though

So bring unto me, morbid mastery
I shall revoke the throne atop the stellar tree
I choose a different path from those now dead in the mire
They could not wield the flame of life. To which, now I conspire

in another life she could easily have just been some council estate slag

Maybe in 1897

Whats with all these white people on reddit being so adamant about not having kids?

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what about chinese restaurants

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that's why i love her

Honestly don't care mate

what a wicked creature

Just got cleared of cancer!! Get the bevvies in kids xx

based soc dem welfare-capitalism

I fucking hate yanks
;)

epic fail

*gets cancer from drinking too much bevvies*
fuuuuuuuuck

/areben/ has finally reached 1 (one) million followers on twitter, lads. I'm literally, and unironically, over the moon.

probably got a heart condition giving me low blood pressure, but too afraid to go to the doctor. get the bevvies in

having children means less time to watch cartoons and shop for ironic t-shirts

i dream of days of glory passed
and days of thunder, flash and earthquake too
i dream utopias built from shards of glass
the indian shall poo in the loo

Am known as Nicolas "The anime runt crusher" Ahmedović

resolved to not eat lunch till i finally shit because its been a few days

poo
edit: poo willy

double edit: poo willy wank

you need to eat to stimulate your metabolism

What makes my gimmicks good is that I just don't care about other people.

Like I could very happily say to a random poster on here, "Good, I do hope your mother dies from her cancer" without feeling affected at all.

my new year's resolution: meet a loose woman

cute

I think I was fuckign raped last night

so take a walk in the street?

Good, I do hope your mother dies from her cancer

What's the story ballymurphy

will be calling you autistic ahmed from now on

>The entire movie is filled with hints as to what that bathhouse actually is and it is a central theme in the movie. If you actually paid attention and analyzed the movie you would have gotten it.
>Google it a little. You would be surprised as to how the film is a little deeper than you think.

No it isn't. There are only a few instances that could even be argued for this far-fetched theory. You're mixing a basic coming of age story with something completely out of left field because you're so desperate to find some sort of hidden meaning in everything you watch. It is the classic pseudo intellectual behavior who thinks he's being profound. Nothing Miyazaki has ever said corroborates any of this loose interpretation. This interpretation isn't even that popular.

I'm all for analyzing stories but when you try to assert "deeper" meaning for what is a very simplistic narrative it just screams brainlet.

im 24 and until 2 years ago unironically believed new zealand was part of australia just as scotland is part of the uk

sarajevo paki

got called a poo nigger on pooniggerforums.com

reckon i should go sleep but i wont haha