So

so...

>Colbert starts off the show with a chuckle, before mentioning Donald Trump, for Trump is the President, and therefore will naturally be the subject of frequent political lampoons.
The Sup Forumsedditors begins to fume. "How dare you make fun of my God Emperor?!" he screams, "Wait until r/the_donald hears about this."
>Colbert makes a witty remark about Trump's habitual consumption of ice cream, which has led to his morbid obesity.
The Sup Forumsedditor starts to cry, for the mean man has mocked daddy. He then posts a "BLOMPF" thread to Sup Forums, his epic trolling only slightly calming his rage.
>Colbert then mocks Trump's incompetence and his love for Putin by making a cock holster joke.
"What! You can't say that!", the Sup Forumsedditor whines, his heart-rate increasing and tears streaming down his face.
>Jon Batiste plays a melodica solo after he and the crowd laugh heartily, clearly enjoying the show.
"What!? A nigger on TV? That isn't isn't allowed unless the nigger is a based centipede!", the Sup Forumsyp hollers while posting a black guy with a MAGA cap on r/the_donald. Before his post gets 1000 upvotes, his heart explodes and he dies.

poopy cowabunga

>That isn't isn't allowed unless the nigger is a based centipede
what did xir mean by this

holy shit dude you are literally retarded

LMAO look @ these triggered alt-right babies.

>Colbert makes a simple joke making fun of Trump for acting like an entitled child
>alt right NEETS cry about it non stop for the next month

Imagine the tears once he's impeached

DRUMPF IS A FAT ORANGE RETARD WITH LITTLE BABY HANDS AND HIS WIFE ONLY FUCKS BIG BLACK DICK

this comment made me lol out loud

It's not anger I feel user, it's pity. I can read between the lines. Your morbidly obese and therefore lonely. There, there, this is the TV thread, I recommend Bill Maher if hating Trump fills the void.

You're on the wrong side of history

>Your morbidly obese and therefore lonely.

Turn your projector off bro.

GURUMPH YOU ORANGE SODOMITE FAGGOT!
YOU'LL BURN IN A LAKE OF FIRE FOR YOUR SINS!

>imagine the tears once he's impeached

user, I...

>Your

how to spot a twelve year old

>that spacing
>being a grammar nazi in order to deflect
how to spot a redditor

>damage control

I fucking hate Colbert. like I'd have to restrain myself physically harming him if I ever saw him in person. but this meme is fucking terrible

>like

It's not damage control if I'm right, which we both know I am

I'M COMING FOR YOU DRUMPF

>Colbert saunters onto the stage with a neutral expression
>The audience waits for him to begin
>"Donald Trump."
>Scattered "oooohs" from the audience
>Colbert smirks and says "Ordered ice cream cones for his dinner party."
>more whispers from the audience
>"But get this: For himself he ordered:"
>Audience inhales in anticipation
>"TWO SCOOPS!" he shouts with an enraged scowl.
>the audience claps and cheers
>"SHUT UP!"
>lights begin to dim and flicker
>"You think that's fucking funny?"
>Colbert is panting heavily
>"You think it's so great that Drumpf got two fucking scoops?"
>Doors slam shut on their own
>"When everyone else got one?!"
>Red fire begins to illuminate the studio
>Colbert's joints creek and pop
>A large shadow begins to loom over the audience
>a bellowing, gurgling growl like that of an elephant or a crocodile fills the studio
>the silhouette of a large clawed arm swipes at the audience
>the lights completely die out and the studio goes black
>the lights return and the only difference is a vastly smaller audience
>"Coming up next, we're having Matt Damon! Stick around!"