Whomp Update

Whomp Update

You walk carefully through your place of work, avoiding humans, especially ones predisposed to televised entertainment. Just as you sit in your swivel chair and release a slight sigh of relief, your boss ducks his head into your workspace. "Have you heard of this show?" he says. In those six words, you glean every detail of the latest episode.

>I sure hope [thing doesn't happen]
>[thing happens]
>[funny face]
LOL

FIX YOUR FUCKING RSS FEED RONNIE

>Developments in TV show plots make news headlines

Shirley this isn't a real thing

Meh, a lot of these place are news in name only

>Cure for Pessimism found!
>Afflicted are doubtful

That's actually funnier than the joke

what kind of gay faggot ass news site has a pink and purple banner

>mfw the fat merchandicing nerd shills "New Episode"
>People still think he's our guy

Still superior to japanes humor:
>[thing happens]
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH??????????????????"

But something happened with Tomo-chan. She put on a wig.

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At least for Game of Thrones I've seen it

>internet news
dude a 11 year old nigga building a computer made the news

we can do better than this, step up your game anom.

Are you retarded? The joke is that the headline doesn't actually spoil anything. He even explains it in the alt-text.

It might not give away the plot, but it adds hype where previously there was none. That still spoils the experience.

Also, this strip.

DEEPEST LORE

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That's not japenese humor, this is
>[thing happens]
>WOAH THAT THING THAT HAPPENED IS SUPRISING BECAUSE IT'S WEIRD FOR THAT THING TO HAPPEN
That's anime and manga atleast, few panel webcomics tend to be pretty good in Japan though.

that the best you can do?

>like a thing
>thing gains mass appeal with a general audience
>suddenly thing is shit and always was

I will never understand the contrarian attitude, though I will admit I have succumbed to it on occasion.

It's true. I felt like I was the only person who realized how much Japanese people like to have their jokes explained to them.

I love Ronnie's stuff, and getting to watch his streams while he still did them only cemented that. Anybody else who is mad that he got popular can go eat a brick.

Is it just me or do TV shows love shocking twists and surprise characters more and more lately?

>I sure hope I don't get preggors with a retard
>user happens
>hmfw
>mfw his mom has no face

Wow, a Big Bang Theory joke.

>that's the real joke

what
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man I can only imagine how patronizing that can feel
>look at the little nigger kid, he made a computer!
have we gone full circle?

You guys must read some shit-tier mangos then