Would Johnson wipe the floor if he was able to debate Drumpf?

Would Johnson wipe the floor if he was able to debate Drumpf?

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Nah, he would get shouted down and not get a word in. Usually the most loud and obnoxious guy will get the most attention in these debates.

he's very dull

he can barely wipe his ass

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He's just another open borders globalist.

He can suck my dick.

He's extremely nervous on the debate stage

>climbing mountains qualifies you as president

>Would Johnson wipe the floor if he was able to debate Drumpf?
>wipe the floor

Sure....with a mop and bucket.

It's like asking if Sam Harris would beat Trump in a discussion. Of course he would. Of course Sam Harris would be a better president than both of them. Jew or not, he seems to be in his right mind.

Roads?

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>Dull
The only dull thing here is your bulls cock sven, get to shining

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What is with this dude and his fucking mountains does he fuck the or something?

Literally the most beta performance I have seen from a politician and I have witnessed Bernie Sanders.

i climb mountains....doesnt qualify me to be responsible for the lives of 350 million people...

pic related, the mountain I climbed most recently.

BUT THE ROADS

WHO'S GONNA BUILD THEM?

>nogunz faggot
Dropped

WE DONT NEED ROADS WHERE WE ARE GOING.

AND ACCORDING TO DEMS, WE DONT NEED CEILINGS EITHER!

>lying on the Internet in 2016

Private charities can have bake sales and use the funds to pay for the roads.

beautiful view user

He will be Anderson 2.0 because he panders to Democrats so much.

Johnson can wipe the floor with this face

Johnson is a weakling.

scary.... doesnt look real

Brags about running and mountain climbing

Sounds like a total fag and is dude weed and opon borders

Worse than a meme

> I've climbed mountains and built a house
> valid reasons to be in on the debate
pick one and only one

He should worry about whether or not he can beat a terrible debater like Hillary before he can even think about Trump.

Anyway,
>Open borders
>Anti-gun

He is a worthless candidate.

At this point, I don't care who you throw on the stage with the Trump.

Feed him to the Trump!

its called Black Tusk...the last part of scaling the shale face is fucking terrifying but well worth it.

This is what would happen:

> Johnson: Drumpf, you're a racist piece of shit and a pussy. Your policies are akin to Adolf Hitler, himself and your ego is only surpassed by your cowardice. You do realize I've climbed Everest, right?

> Donald: Gary, you are so wrong. First off, I was only talking about ILLLEGAL...

> Hillary: Immigrants, Donald! They're all immigrants. I agree with Gary completely. Your polices are racist and akin to Hitler.

> Donald: Just wait a minute, Crooked Hill-

> Johnson: I'd have you know that Hillary Clinton is a dedicated public servant, the likes of which you couldn't ever compare to in your wildest dream, racist.

> Hillary: Thank you, Gary, I completely agree with that. You're kinda okay, yourself, I guess.

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>I've Built a house
Trump has built buildings and real estate
>I've started a business
Trump started a multibillion dollar international company
>I've governed a state
Trump governs over 500 successful Indepedent companies/businesses and their subsidiaries and is the Republican Nominee
>I've climbed mountains
Trump turned a loan of 1 Million Dollars into a 5 Billion+ Company, was in Military Academy and graduated from an Ivy League School with an IQ of 160
>I've defended freedom.
Trump will make America Great Again

>Not a real libertarian
>enters the race way too late
>has to beg so he can debate
>only talks about beating Trump
>basically only running to stop Trump, not to advance liberty

In short, he is a covert democrat and Hillary shill.

I don't know why I kill. I just kill!

He's on record saying he got his ass kicked in all of the Libertarian debates he's been in over the years.

Also he's not even remotely Libertarian. He's a Big Government guy who wants to legalize weed.

Trump paid to do so. He did not drop a singel pearl of sweet.

In order to successfully debate Trump, you need to speak and think like Trump. This is why Clinton or Johnson do not stand a chance

Yo, do I gotta put the faces on this picture?

He and Hillary would just agree the whole time, more "refugees" and immigrants.

No. He somehow has even less charisma than Ted Cruz. He gives off a strong cuck vibe and nobody would respect him.

Trump pays himself because he's an Indepedent man and a billionaire.

Gary is a literally who Governor of a meme party who is nothing without Ron Paul.

Not unless he makes his memes more square.

He's just a big dumb racist. An adult baby. He couldn't possibly handle Hillary or Johnson.

He's a racist, a bigot, a pathological liar.

He's never going to be the President. Obama said so.

By putting Johnson in the debate, you raise awareness of a third party. You end up bringing botes to Johnson, and those votes would have voted for Hillary, since thats the closest you got, giving a Trump victory.

No because Trump would just ask how the government should react when a road develops a pothole.

>nogunz
>noroadz
>noborders

why does anyone like him

Or walls. Defenitely against walls.

>goes to the NRA
>They award him an antique gun
>He throws it away the moment he's out of the room

He's a """"""""""""libertarian"""""""""""" alright.

>Johnson made the memes

erectile dysfunction

when will you people learn?

Still don't get the Drumpf meme.

Why are left leaning faggots so utterly incapable of producing quality memes?

Aren't leftist in general supposed to have more creative types?

The right are more motivated and more creative adn that is why we will keep winning untill our memes become reality.

lol

I think that's his real name. I guess they think it's a funny name?

not very inclusive imo senpai

I wish the libertarian party would un fuck itself. I am not a libertarian but I think some of their ideas are very good and with they had SOME kind of pull at the national level.