"Dead men tell no tales" gives me a new fetish about victorian corset and the push-up tits

"Dead men tell no tales" gives me a new fetish about victorian corset and the push-up tits

>25yo already has a body ruining kid
dropped

then you're gonna love Helena Bonham Carter's early career films.

oh my

post more pics of kaya cleavage mmm

also more corsets and garters please!

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>Dead men tell no tales.
>But I am no man!
Literally walked out of the theater right then and there, don't even know how this turd of a flick ends.

That 10/10 body for the first few seasons before she became fat

oh my, her neck is slutty!

Just imagine how slutty her butt hole is!

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i bet she waxes it bare and looks over her shoulder while spreading her cheeks and looking at her butt hole winking in the reflection of a mirror!

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I wasn't interested in this movie at all until I found out Kaya was in it

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The horologist joke was actually pretty funny. I legit chuckled.

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She's got one of those Claire Danes boy faces.

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I really wish there was good porn featuring girls in pretty dresses but most of its kind of shit or they take it off within 5 seconds anyway.

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>iwanttoprotecthersmile
Here's her screaming in horror as her boyfriend is beat up.

Hnnnnnnnnnnng

They would look a lot better if she worked out a little bit. I have a feeling she's the sort of person that drinks coffee and smokes cigarettes to stay thin.

Constanze.

That's all.

>Victorian
Thats a Georgian corset broham, about a century off there.

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>i saw her ankles!
>a few minutes more and we wouldve seen much more
this movie had its moments

>first few seasons
>few seasons

>dies in seasons 3

Has it really been that long since she was on the show? Than I suppose I meant first couple of seasons.

>not already having it
pleb

And her newer ones

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This is why I come to Sup Forums
Quality post

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Dude imagine if she stepped over you like this and was wearing no panties ha ha

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So is Effy really a mommy already???

WTF i wanna be an actor now

tell me about it

I'm a WOMAN and I'm SO SMART
Oh you quipped with me a couple times guess I'll marry you now

Blame Disney for forcing romance into everything. Besides it's not like they married.

Is the new pirate m,ovie otu?

Context beyond this, please. Did she leave him afterwards?

Is it worth watching on cinema?

It's not fucking fair

If you like PotC, you'll probably enjoy it a lot. If you don't, it won't make you like it.

Her boyfriend hit some guy with his car and got away with hit. Her boyfriend was coming out of court when the guy's father beat up her boyfriend. She left him three years later and now has a baby with her now husband. (Pic related)

FUPA
U
P
A

Up push the daisies 'till the soil is stale if you know what I mean.

Nigga, real people today hook up for a lot less.

At least Bloom Jr had the decency to respect her ankles.

more of her legs and eyes and hips pls

>25 years old
>Already married with kids

What went wrong?

>wrong
Fuck off you degenerate scum. This is how it's meant to be.

>half huehuehue
>half british slag

I wonder

You mean what went right

Yeah, she's a certified milf

I'm sorry that we're not all traditional conservatives and some of us want to have fun while we're young.

>posts on Sup Forums
sure sounds like you're having fun

Milana's a titcow. She don't need corsets and shit.

DEAD
MEN
TELL NO TALES

Effy does not die. She's in seasons 1-4 and '7'. She had her 2 part episode called Skins: Fire.

She does go prison tho to get her vagina stretched

rare milana

Welcome aboard shipmate.
It could be worse, you'll wind up watching a lot of highly improving classic fiction adaptations.

Imagine her ankles

She is better than Daisy Ridley! So much better! Loved the movie too! So much better than the Star Wars shit! I can't wait for Pirates six! And to see this june TF5!

>Henry jumps over board to swim for the shore
>Jack: "You men are all the same!"

I agree. Also, after all that obligatory "men are stoopid hurr virgins who believe in witches hurr I bypassed your astronomical calculations hurr" wank I had a laughing fit when she saw Salazar's crew and ran off screaming into the woods, while everyone else just stayed and had a brief chat with the ghosts.

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She regressed HARD since her Skins days. Pretty sad desu

25 is the average age for a woman to have kids in the US, not sure how it works in Britain though.