Whats some essential "movies so bad they're good" kino?

Whats some essential "movies so bad they're good" kino?

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There's this Argentinian movie called "Un buen dia" in youtube, its so bad that's a cult film
and The Neils Breen movies, i recommend Fateful Findings.

Miami Connection

Birdemic is so awful, yet so obviously a labor of love, that I can't help but respect it. But it is BAD.

I think Don's Plum could enter in this list.

saw this tonight at the plaza theater in atlanta. Very nice to see with an audience

Birdman

Troll 2

thanks, those movies look promising
looks fun desu ill check it out
jess that looks really terrible

Jupiter Ascending

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Steven Seagal movies other than Under Siege. Special mention to Fire Down Below and the arctic one where Michael Caine is the villain

Problem Child 2

I honestly thought that The Room went so far past "it's so bad it's good" that is was just bad again.

>Channing Tatum as Caine Wise
>Mila Kunis as Jupiter Jones
>Sean Bean as Stinger Apini
>Eddie Redmayne as Balem Abrasax
>Tuppence Middleton as Kalique Abrasax
>Nikki Amuka-Bird as Diomika Tsing
>Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Famulus

Battlefield Earth
SW prequels

Tokyo Drift

THINGS may legitimately be one of.my favourite movies ever. Everyone I show it to has nightmares after watching it amd every viewing I notice new things. Ba dum tsh

Totally second the battlefield earth recommend. Holy fuck that movie is something else.

Vampire's Kiss

Knowing
The Happening
The Wickerman (remake)
Rock n Roll Nightmare
Samurai Cop

Samurai Cop for sure.

Troll 2
Laser Mission
Jaws of Satan
Godzilla's Revenge (which is secretly kino)

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Plan 9 from Outer Space

Wow, what a story

This is unironically one of my favorite movies

I believe it. It's pretty boring in some parts (IMO), but only because Nic Cage is so goddamn entertaining when he's onscreen. I wouldn't even call it "so bad it's good", I'd say it's just damn good, but I posted it anyway because that seems to be the general consensus about it.

Anything the cinema snob has reviewed before he became an atheist fedora.

Safe haven
Furious 7
The roller blade seven
The new adventures of Pinocchio, the sequel to the JTT one
Face/off

I went in expecting it to be bad. The ending is legitimately great

How can he so consistently get this exact sort of reaction from people?!

HE

Speed 2

Midnight special
Star wars 7 the force awaken
Star wars christmas special

Hey don't be snarky with him you cringy fag, you obviously don't understand why it would be considered interesting for the room to be shown in theatre (the point of his story)

You are so obviously a redditor who thinks we're mean to each other just to be mean and are trying to fit in

>reddit

>spacing

Just so you know, insinuating reddit over double spacing is also reddit.

Prove it

haha what a story user!

>You were right.. The computer business is to competitive

Cobra

The Final Sacrifice (1990)

It got it's big debut on MST3k but it stands on its own as pure terriblekino.

The Langoliers

Zardoz

Nothing is like Zardoz

Guyver II Dark Hero

I thought The Happening was pretty good up until the ending, which was retarded.

>muh evil trees

>got slightly drunk and watched this with my gf the other night
>paused during one of the 50 mark/johnny rooftop scenes to fuck
>resumed and finished the movie before falling asleep together

pretty kino night desu

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bump, been dreaming of a thread like this

rood

There is no such thing.
You are all virtue signalling.
You're the opposite of down-to-earth. When you die you will not be remembered.

You don't need to be a Mortal Kombat fan to enjoy this kino right here.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Band#Filmography

Hold your tongue. The Langoliers is art- one of the best King movies.

youtu.be/3Ryyo6Jh3B8

This whole thread is drivel

What the fuck am I looking at?

Dracula dead and loving it

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Delete this

Sheer Breenious

Your favorite movie

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I haven't even watched the Room, yet, I got it. Why you no get it user?

So anyway, how's your sex life?

> (OP)
Classic right here. Ah hah haaa! One Stinky Dinky!!

You're tearing this thread apart Lisa!!

If you haven't watched Tongan Ninja, i suggest you do so now. All the musical genius of a Bruce Lee film, and all the martial arts action of an Andrew Lloyd Webber stage show.

Chur bro!

San Andreas w/ The Rock
Go in with it as a comedy and you'll be greatly rewarded

Double Team

Cyberbu//y

Oh hi redd-t

>Texas chainsaw massacre 2

They need to really try really hard to be good, preferably by imitating other movies in a really weird way.

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All of these are pleb-tier schlock, allow me

>no holds barred w/ hulk hogan
>death wish 3
>hard ticket to hawaii
>jack frost (the horror movie)
>london has fallen

There's some real schlock

who killed captain alex

This but try and find a version without a "video joker"

>IZ NAWT TRUE
>IZ BULLSHIT

A lot (all) of old Something Awful movie reviews were about these kinds of movies.

>implying this isn't actually the greatest action movie ever made

Solar pnals?

What a biZarre cast for a bizarre looking movie.

everyone betrayed me IM FED UP WITH THIS WOHURLD

The lost shark
Pure kino

Warriors of the Wasteland
Hellacious Acres
Death Bed
Dunyayi Kurturan Adam
Zardoz (a good bad movie)
The Stuff (a good bad movie)

I love you. I think, aside from the budget, that Zardoz is a very well thought movie with a crazy script, and decent acting.

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It's an awful movie, no doubt. But look up some of the insane shit that happened on set because of Wiseau being a psychotic wax alien. An example:

>According to Greg Sestero, Tommy Wiseau intended for the film to contain a subplot in which Johnny was revealed to be a vampire, due to Wiseau's own fascination with the creatures. Sestero recounts how, at the outset of production, Wiseau tasked members of the crew with figuring out a way to execute a sequence in which Johnny's Mercedes Benz would lift off from the roof of the townhouse and fly across the San Francisco skyline, revealing Johnny's vampiric nature. Wiseau eventually decided to drop the subplot after learning that there was no practical way to film the flying car scene on the production's budget.

Can you sum this up for me user I'm very busy.

just like settlers in america were the traesh of europe (prostitutes, prisoners), the alien settlers we receive are also garbaege.

Evil Dead 2. I remember when I watched for the first time expecting something like the first one, but instead I got a silly three stooges ripoff.

>Executive Decision

Why does Channing look like he has a wad of tissues in each cheek?

>Special mention to Fire Down Below and the arctic one where Michael Caine is the villain

Those are the same movie

Speed 3 was superior

The room is a work of art compared to the filmography of Neil breen

>Help Ted, I don't want to be a milkman anymore!

The way he says it kills me

On Deadly Ground is the one with Michael Caine

Well that's my ass in a sling

Godzilla: Final Wars

Wrong thread.
As a matter of fact, you'd better not be.