How do you seduce French women as a burger? Standards seem higher here

How do you seduce French women as a burger? Standards seem higher here.

step one
dont be burger

Convert to islam.

If you can't get women in your home country, you can't get women anywhere else. (unless you're white and you're in asia)

Just be yourself

>beret
just end your life

Do you speak french? Are you in paris? Are you white?

If yes to all 3 it's your autism

have a bbc euro women love american blacks

>I speak at a B2 level.
>Southwest.
>Half-white, half-Korean.

Just try to be mystical, they love that. Don't overshoot it tho.
Aslo, mostly use body language, not actual words.

>beret
fucking kill yourself
you think french culture paused in the 1920's. you're like those dumb japs who get paris syndrome or whatever its called
>how do i impress them
are you really that vapid that you need to have some trick. you're not interesting. how do you expect to hold anyone's attention

>>beret
>fucking kill yourself
>you think french culture paused in the 1920's.
didn't expect this post from an american

>unless you're white and you're in any non-white area
ftfy

trips speak truth

Never been in southwest france but chicks in paris are really easy so you can always go there

I live in new york. most clueless posts are from midwesterners and southerners.

You can see girls wearing that kind of hat, stop sperging about berets

there's not much difference than most of the west
Standards seems higher because we're not as "open" as americans, male or female
it's a bit harder to make friends here, the line between stranger and not stranger is thicker, people are more mistrustful and they won't fake interest or friendliness if you're not worth the effort

I spent a few months in Montpellier in the summer. If you speak French then you'll be okay, just pretend that you think that France is the best country in the world and French is the most beautiful language etc. they love that shit for some reason

South-Western girls are very easy

How do I break through this barrier. I feel like most French ppl I've met are normies...and when I bemyselfu... they think I'm too weird or something. I know I'm not a total autist, as I have American friends here and back home.

C'est pas vrai à bordeaux, mec.

Bordeaux est à l'Aquitaine ce que Paris est à la France

Ça veut dire quoi ? Je trouve que les gens à bordeaux sont un peu froids...

stop starting conversations with "HI I'M AMERICAN"

Paris c'est la merde de la France
Bordeaux c'est la merde de l'Aquitaine
Ville de petits bourgeois prétentieux

t. cul-terreux

if i knew how to talk to people, let alone as a stranger in france, i wouldn't be here desu

Salut, je suis anglais

>Bonjour, je suis le rosbif.

Non merci, je veux la douce chatte de garçon français.

Be an Algerian bull

>I live in new york. most clueless posts are from midwesterners and southerners.
typical new yorker thinking he's better than everybody else.

Be yourself.
(pic).

My stats are
>Black
>6'3
>Muslim

How do I get a french gf?

Absolute subhuman

all i see is a trap

give up and go home

explain latam then