It's Official. North Korea just declared war on the United States

What do?
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/28/north-korea-united-states-relations/87659264/

Nobody goes to war in the current year.

Okay, do you want pasta or meatloaf this time?

>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT BY BEST KOREA
say ur prayers burgerbros

>"US crossed red line and declared war"
>NK didn't even declare war
>Already in a constant state of war since 1952 anyway.
Okadoke.

Was the war ever over?

ITS TIME!

I hope he flattens Seoul before being wiped the fuck out

Japan should take over Korea afterwards

lol faggot, there was never an official peace after the korean war


we have always been at war with north korea dipshit

Technically the Korean War never ended and the US is already at war with North Korea

Laugh

>Obama gets remembered as the President who started the 2nd Korean war

godammit I was just about to say that you piece of shit!

In that case, what about China? China basically controls North Korea.

looks like obama really is going to be the end of us all. not hillary or even trump wowwwwwww

This is fucking nothing.
Screencap this idiots!

China and North Korea have been drifting apart.

bring it on you ugly gook midget

What I mean is that China has so much power that they won't tell us, that if they cut off North Korea of access to any supplies, NK would die.

Is Obongo going to start another war before the end of his term?

China is that semi popular kid who makes sure the weird kid doesn't go on a shooting rampage

Who's this North Korea?

We stopped being at war with North Korea?

>mfw the diversive split OP to create chaos in the US with false flags is going too slow
>mfw decide to anger NK so I can declare Marshall law in the US if they attack

Obama you fag.

what the fuck could north korea even do though? how many planes do they have?
or do the US people have to go there to fight them?

t. Norman Angell

til i was north korea and my best friend was china

They do that every few years.

until they start rolling across the DMZ or trying to launch missiles at our bases. nothing has happened.

NK does not have force projection.

They could issue a draft, though.

>Sir, we've "randomly" drafted everyone on the list of opponents we could

Wait I thought the US was already in war with North Korea

North Korea is like my neighbors dog.
He's about as big as a boot, yet barks at anyone that walks past.
Nothing is going to happen.
Screencap this.

Nigga the war never ended technically Korea is a war zone just under a peace treaty

>North Korea

>North Korea in a state of total war since 1950
>threatens to declare war

lol noone cares. The longer they remained mobilized, the more their population starves

IDK, wait untill they reach your borders and destroy their army there?

Get ready for juche capitalist piggus

fag. nothing is happening. did you even read the article?

Get ready, motherfuckers

King Kim's gonna kick your candy ass to kingdom come

K

Next time they do this I get a blizzard at DQ

Again?
That like the third time this year, I think.

we should just nuke pyongyang, these "people" are getting old

What if Russia gave technologies to best Korea to exterminate USA?

President Trump can use their country as a testing ground for 21st century military maneuvers like we did in the 2nd invasion of Iraq.

I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

WHAT'S THE HAPPENING?

place further embargos on them and starve them the fuck out, if they want to get smart we bomb them with leaflets that if that surrender at the south korean border they get free rice and fish heads, and all the gook pussy they can fuck, and watch as the country collapses around itself.

IIRC, the US and North Korea have been at war this whole time. The Korean War never ended, it was just a cease-fire. "Declaring war" is meaningless.

Singapore is always hoping for the worst.

Surrender of course, you stand no chance against Best Korea

I would say I don't care, but NK's a pretty scary place. To say something like this is a bit unnerving.

I do hope this is just a bunch of hooey and I should just go about my every day life though.

The war with North Korea never ended. North Korean people want unification as much as southerners do. It's only the NK leaders that want war.

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If Russia had such technologies, they would of used them by now.
Have some more vodka.

>implying we haven't

Is that Kimsam Jonghyde-un, leader of North Korea?

Soo.. you gave them track suits?

They can barely reach Japan with their rockets.

Yeah, and teach them in Moscow Squatting University how to play on balalaika.

Bad day?

No seriously, should I be shit-the-bed terrified or not caring?

We gave them broken TTs

A hangnail should be more disconcerting to you.
The R.O.K soldiers alone would kick the shit out of them in a week.

Dude they released a propaganda short with footage lifted from a Call of Duty game. It's just not going to happen.

Mine works...

didnt they declare war a gorrilion times before that?

its like if they "declare war" they think the states will start the attack

>Nobody goes to non-proxy wars in the current year
ftfy

Are you korean? Probably not.

No, but I'm willing to learn.

It was paused.

To think this is what Japan would be like today if we didn't nuke them.

China would never let NK go to war, if they lose that would mean China shares a border with a nation containing US troops and an US ally, they're already surrounded people that hate them.

China will also never go to war with the US at least during the next 50 years or their economy dies instantly.
They would rather smack NK some more, give them more food and drag the whole issue some more.

Worst case scenario China declares war on NK or ignore a coup and inserts a new puppet state to keep a buffet between the US and them.