It's a "Bibleman rallies the crusaders" episode

>It's a "Bibleman rallies the crusaders" episode

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>It's a "Bibleman disbands the Jehovah's Witness" episode

>Bibleman Beyond
>The White Knight
>Bibleman vs Fedoraman directed by Snack Zyder

>Bibleman vs Fedoraman

I would kill someone to see this.

>It's a "Bibleman defends a priest against allegations of pedophilia" episode

Which Bibleman was the true Bibleman?

Which of the sidekicks was the least awful?

The bibleman Adventures Bibleman was the best bibleman.
Well, there were three different costumes, but this one was the best.

I actually made a thread in /toy/ because I found Bibleman's sword of the spirit at a garage sale.

What the hell happened to him anyways?

Wacky Protestor did nothing wrong.

He was killed by the jocular jews in the final episode, but its cool he had preptime beforehand so it was really his victory.

For real?

Or is that just a Jesus joke?

BIBLEMAN CONFIRMED FOR FE FATES DLC

So are there any links to this show online? I feel like we should experience this show together.

Jesus joke, but there IS an episode where bibleman confronts a stereotypical jewish man.
youtube.com/watch?v=3En1-5f-J2E

Haven't thought about this guy since /m/ tried to rework his premise.

youtube.com/watch?v=FWafxnt3Zv0
This episode is on youtube.

So what DOES bibleman do superhero-wise? Like as far as I know he just shows up against bizarre mutated strawmen of bad non-christian people, waves his lightsaber around in the air and shouts a few bible verses to save the day.

And why do I sometimes see him in Silver armor instead of purple, did he actually have an animu SUPER MODE?

He changed costumes a lot to match whatever [s] batman [/s] and/or other popular superhero characters were wearing at the time.

And yes, that's exactly what he does superhero wise. He's basically a rich guy like Bruce Wayne, but instead of having his parents killed and wanting to avenge them, he realizes money won't make him happy and uses his money to spread the word of god.

>it's a "Bibleman meets Colby's Clubhouse" episode

Bibleman's run by Protestants, if anything they'd be leading the charge.

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Did Bibleman have any catholic-themed antagonists?

I don't know, but I would assume. Very few episodes can be found online.

What would that even look like? Some guy obsessed with Mary as his waifu who uses bread and wine as gain temporary superpowers (comparable but ultimately inferior to Bibleman's, obviously)?

>Mary as his waifu who uses bread and wine as gain temporary superpowers

Bibleman looks cool, desu. Wish someone would just tweak the design a bit.

I would guess someone who tries to convince good Protestants that in order to be "true Christians," they must obey the orders of a supervillain based on the Pope.

Show me the uncropped version of that pic.

That bee looks fucking baked.

>implying Bibleman isn't superior to The Seventh Seal

>Man of God
>Bibleman destroys an entire city after fighting the false prophets.
>The White Knight Rises
>Something about jocks taking over the city and harassing all of the women

Who are the two people in the corner of the bibleman genesis cover?

His sidekicks

Bible Girl and Cypher, I believe?

His 2 sidekicks, biblegirl and cypher

>Christian superhero
> Star Wars rip off
> Villains who sing catchy musical numbers
This show was so amazing

Bibleman, by Alan Moore
Y/N?

if you have that user upload it please.

And has Soanish Inquisitors as his goons for Bibleman to beat up.

Bonus points if they go the Jack Chick direction and have Jesuit ninja assassins.

Oh god no.

Hail Satan.jpeg

>Soanish

*Spanish

fucking phone posting

Do they do much?

Found the entire film online. You're welcome. godtube.com/search/?q=Prince of pride

Guys...they're making more

>godtube
First Jewtube and now this?

Thanks for the link though

ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN

He looks so...perturbed.

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We want the Disney Infinity audience

tfw you improved my meme

Also someone made a parody bibleman article and the creator stated:
"We consider parody a form of flattery - Thanks The Babylon Bee!"

So as far as I can tell they're pretty based.

Cypher is the tech support guy. He sometimes has to upload Bibleman's armor onto him, piece by piece. They parodied this on the Venture Bros.
youtube.com/watch?v=O_QGEmoFhDk

its made in Canada.

So you know, quality cartoon incoming

Jesus died for this.

It would just be Daredevil, wouldn't it?

CHOO CHOO

I'd baptize that blonde in a tub of holy liquid, if you know what I mean.

What I mean is cum bath.

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I feel like their main purpose was audience surrogates. They could stumble onto problems Bibleman needed to solve, and he could explain to them what he needed to do, and why.
They also did some gruntwork for him, resolving smaller obstacles to clear his path to a dramatic confrontation with the main enemy.

My fundie Pentecostal foster parents thought Bibleman was satanic. They bought a video of it from a Christian bookstore once for their (real) son and after seeing it took it back to the store and complained. I've never watched it and always wondered what they saw in the show to make them deem it the work of satan and hate it so much.

They liked VeggieTales though.

Consider that you were contacted by Bibleman's parent company in order to produce an ongoing comic to revitalize the series. Your only requirements are that it doesn't go above a PG rating and that there must be a moral each issue. How would you approach it?

I make it a satire of religion, fundamentalism and political tribalism. Maybe I might eventually reveal that the whole thing is just the fever dreams of a nut in a Christian sponsored insane asylum .

>It's a Harold Penisman episode

You can harold my penis, man.

Millar, please go.

I want to throatrape bibleman until he becomes my submissive cum bitch. Fuck god.

IDK mang, I wouldn't want it to be terribly edgy. Taking the piss out of several things with Bibleman was just the first thing that popped into my head.

The actor actually used to be a gay porn star, so bit late for that

Unrelated:

One time I was trying to find some information on Buddhist prayer bracelets and I came upon a weird Christian website. In it, it was saying Buddhists were going to hell because they believed in many gods and were superstitious, and Buddhism was just a bunch of rituals. There was a lot of stuff about how they were living in sin. It was hilarious, I wish I saved it. I imagine the same people who made Bibleman created the website.

>the white knight rises
>it's practically the same as TDKR only with fedoraman assuming that catwoman really doesn't want to help bane, she just needs a nice guy

Get outta here, Lisa.

>(real) son
explain

>its this user Again
stob

america is one hell of a drug

He said they were his foster parents in the first sentence.

>Foster parents

Reading comprehension

>>It's a "Bibleman rallies the crusaders" episode
isn't that the one that ends with them sacking Constantinople?

Deus Vult

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Wow. The show is so freaking white. Not even a token black or anything.

>Its a "Bibleman explains how you can be justified in believing Leviticus's command to hate the homos and still ignore Leviticus's rules about not eating bacon, shelfish, getting tattoos and wearing mixed fabrics"

>Ignoring literal COPY THAT on the far left

>protestants try to appeal to kids
>catholics just fuck them

Horus Reads the Internets actually explained that bredy wel.

>Pokemon (It's D&D for kids)

I have no problem with Christianity, but I think it takes a special unhinged person to write all this shit. Like those crazy murderers that write 60 page manifestos. I can barely write 20 pages for a research paper.

Who didn't like Veggietales?

Alas, it was too late for Sweden and Germany though

>catholics just fuck them
And then say Islamic terrorists where just like Jesus
This pope his hilarious in all the best ways

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>OFFICIALLY Sup Forums RELATEDâ„¢

>SCIENCE FICTION (Ephesians 6:12: For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.)

Even if I set my brain to batshit crazy shit-scrawlings on a basement wall, I can't make sense out of this one.

>sola scriptura
>not even once

Speaking as a christian I'd probably go the obvious childrens cartoon route. Most of the time he solves issues by talking it out instead of fighting. Try and drive home that the Bible teaches there aren't really 'bad guys' who are always wrong and we need to ignore. Have bibleman solve things outside of the suit.

Science fiction says a bunch of shit.

That's bad.

>it's a "bibleman has to wipe out the catholic church because they rape kids and their pope is more muslim than christian" episode

Found a Bibleman feats thread
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>Some guy obsessed with Mary as his waifu who uses bread and wine as gain temporary superpowers
Would watch

>Escapes an energy field through sheer faith.
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Is he fighting Juggalos?

>Is he fighting Juggalos?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST THREAD EVER

Who wins?